No Arokh, your story was 'cool' bro. You could be a video game critic when you grow up, then you can petition to have games workshop and THQ to make to Ordo Imperialis into a licensed second life counterpart and then the next THQ game can be: Warhammer 40k: The Dark Fur But all in all, Dead Island is a pretty solid game, sure it has bugs and what not....but it blows left 4 dead out of the water, imo. But Arokh makes a good point that they could of polished a few things....but its still a good game.