Cygna Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 There is only one regulation:Don't do it.If I catch anyone ass-kissing to the Imperator or another ranking officer I reserve the right to flog them with a stun baton. Ass-kissers are chosen last for promotions and merits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firefox Breed Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Does this mean I need to cut of my minions... cold turkey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyphre Iredell Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Boy am I glad nobody looks up to me :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aryte Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Not sure if this thread is appropriate without context. Respect is commonly lambasted as sucking up. People show respect in varying ways. The difference is: it is ass kissing if you are just saying shit to impress. If you are genuine it is likely respect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gulliver Carpool Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Is it just me, or do all these FYI threads make you wonder "was something *I* personally did to warrant this friendly warning?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aryte Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Hahaha. Most of the times they are the product of idle discussions or old old events. We try not and don't really subtly target people or current events. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeriese Descenna Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Crying out "The Imperator is my gawd!" is inappropriate. However, saying it in IMs is just dandy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aryte Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 .. Haha! ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akurei Sieyes Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Gulliver Carpool wrote:Is it just me, or do all these FYI threads make you wonder "was something *I* personally did to warrant this friendly warning?"Nope. Never. And here's why;If you start worrying about non-specific, indirect stuff in that manner you'll end up paranoid about everything. You know what you've been doing recently, if you didn't do whatever it is, then there's no need to feel guilty-by-proxy; Do not worry and move on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gulliver Carpool Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Akurei Sieyes wrote:Gulliver Carpool wrote:Is it just me, or do all these FYI threads make you wonder "was something *I* personally did to warrant this friendly warning?"Nope. Never. And here's why;If you start worrying about non-specific, indirect stuff in that manner you'll end up paranoid about everything. You know what you've been doing recently, if you didn't do whatever it is, then there's no need to feel guilty-by-proxy; Do not worry and move on.So that time when I *was* ass-kissing doesn't count as being out of line? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rei Kuhr Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Besides, you'd know if you did it if the Praetorians show up at your doorstep with lots of drugs and broken furniture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xang Xiao Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Intus Infinity wrote:There is only one regulation:Don't do it.If I catch anyone ass-kissing to the Imperator or another ranking officer I reserve the right to flog them with a stun baton. Ass-kissers are chosen last for promotions and merits.Wish we had this regulation in the Air Force. Life would be easier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunau Sodwind Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 I only kiss my own ass, it's why my ego is so massive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyphre Iredell Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 I'm surprised your ego fits between your legs!! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeriese Descenna Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 Cyphre Iredell wrote:I'm surprised your ego fits between your legs!! :DThat's not the only thing that fits between his legs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Streak Bender Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 Aryte, you're fucking hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keystone Gray Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 Streak Bender wrote:Aryte, you're fucking hot.That was genuine enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krow Ames Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 Streak Bender wrote:Aryte, you're fucking hot.Like a young Tony Stark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Streak Bender Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 Krow Ames wrote:Streak Bender wrote:Aryte, you're fucking hot.Like a young Tony StarkWith a huge penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vladimus Nikolaidis Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter Abrams Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 This thread is getting to murry purry for me im out of here >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agares Tretiak Posted October 25, 2008 Share Posted October 25, 2008 An ode from a sycophant.Oh lord, thy rear extremity is warm and firm, touched but lightly by a soft down of fuzz. From mine lips to thy bum, no more greater distance may a man find from heaven and earth, for from thy divine rear dost the sun glow and the universe revolve. To plant mine mouth to thy anus, is to climb the ladder of advancement. So uh... Please ask thy preatorians to stand down oh god, oh god noooooooooooooo! *BLAM**BLAMBLAM* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter Abrams Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 Agares Tretiak wrote:An ode from a sycophant.Oh lord, thy rear extremity is warm and firm, touched but lightly by a soft down of fuzz. From mine lips to thy bum, no more greater distance may a man find from heaven and earth, for from thy divine rear dost the sun glow and the universe revolve. To plant mine mouth to thy anus, is to climb the ladder of advancement. So uh... Please ask thy preatorians to stand down oh god, oh god noooooooooooooo! *BLAM**BLAMBLAM*MULTIPLE ORGASM! >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
