Mack Rachter Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 "Wait till you see how the back looks!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gulliver Carpool Posted January 17, 2009 Author Share Posted January 17, 2009 "Wait till you see how the back looks!"Mack wins!Next up: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyphre Iredell Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 "Eat your heart out, Man-Faye." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygna Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 "Look at me! Still young and sexy." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jester Spearmann Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 (edited) Here, caption this one if you can :) Edited January 27, 2009 by Jester Spearmann Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygna Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 "That's no moon.... That's a space station!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agares Tretiak Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 "...and I want my death pit here, right next to the torture chamber, and evil meeting room. What do you think, Tom?""Sure, I think we can do that if money's no problem.""Money? Ehhhhhh...""Ok, ok, I'll get estimates.""Estimates, yeah. Good idea." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jester Spearmann Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 Nice one agares Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kytec Switchblade Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 After years of preparation the Dark Lord himself shall be summoned and I will finally have my wish! An island full of sexually active teletubbies with long floppy cloth penises... Yes! we even have our defense preparations in place, no one and i mean NO ONE can stop us now... stop touching me there... maby later... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Euro Zapatero Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Here, caption this one if you can :) "Not there, there!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kytec Switchblade Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Are you one of those people who just finds food irresistible? I mean... really... irresistible?... Well today's your lucky day! From the makers of the flesh light comes your very own bovine lover grilled to perfection... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kytec Switchblade Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 (edited) "it wus a murricle, da aliens dun landed on mah chest and lookit here what dun happend. I hearda dem crop circles but whoo we never n a million years i heard bout no chest circles" - Rednecks proclaim that aliens have moved from crops to get this.. Body Hair in a small county known as bumblefuck Tennessee. Witnesses say they got drunk and woke up this way, noone can explain how or why this happened. Edited February 2, 2009 by Kytec Switchblade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kytec Switchblade Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Superbowl win throws many offguard. These are the stories of those who lost bets. see p. b7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faril Iredell Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 Here, caption this one if you can :) Sentry goes there, build ur dispenser next to it so demoman can't blow it up as easy. :thumbsup: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krow Ames Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 Here, caption this one if you can :) "The hole is only three meters wide.""Why, that's no bigger than a womp rat.""Exactly." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jester Spearmann Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 LOL @ all replys so far Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeMurdock McMillan Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 Foreman: NO YOU IDIOT. DOCTER WILY ASK FOR THIS ROOM WITH DEATH SPIKES. NOT PANDA BEARS!Construction Worker: Well it's not my fault. This is going to be the PandaMan stage.Foreman: Gah this is worst when someone stockpiled dildos for Dildo launcher man. I think docter wily is high.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gulliver Carpool Posted April 13, 2009 Author Share Posted April 13, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agares Tretiak Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 And so, to conclude your cosmetic surgery, we will do a bit of liposuction here, and try to bring this in there a little.Also, you can wire us the cash.THAT, OR."Nip/Tuck: The Early Years" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DamionStJames Webb Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Mack wins!Next up:Profile read: 12 year old Japanese school girl....oh goddamnit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Troell Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 "I'm telling you, all I remember was this huge bright light coming towards my car and then I wake up in my bed, naked" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ribena Homewood Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Cast------Tommy (baby with pen, on set)Henry (not on set, another baby, Tommy's friend)Joycey (not on set, another baby, Tommy's friend)Victoria (not on set, Tommy's mum)Stella (dog, on set)Tommy: Okay, if you'd all gather around...Joycey: Oh here we go again.Henry: Wow, don't tell me you're..Tommy: Yes, my friends. Today I'm going to teach you how to perform a dissection on a dog!Joycey: But it's only a god damn -Henry: Shut up, Joycey!Tommy: Okay then. *draws on dog* Here, where the line is, will be where the lungs will be, I'll simply jab a knife into Stella, and ta-da; lungs galore!Stella: hey wtf are you guys doing, I knew I should go outside to sleep.Victoria: *walks into the room* . . wtf?or"Dog autopsies - The easiest way to get your pet's attention!"-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Do this one! I made one for it myself."My milkshake friends bring all the boys to the yard.." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ribena Homewood Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 Mack wins!Next up:"Check this ass out, baby."or"Does my ass look big in this . . ? :/" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jester Spearmann Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 Caption this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ribena Homewood Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 Caption this!"If this cat doesn't get the f*ck away in five seconds . . I'mma bite it's f*cking ears off. D:<" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
