Quotes of Win

[Guest PADI321 Arida]

[15:46] Ruin Nefarious (COM): They left so much shit down here.

[15:46] Jester Spearmann (COM): we already have done

[15:46] Akurei Sieyes (COM): yeah, while they're here talkintg we can take thier base.

[15:46] Ruin Nefarious (COM): That was their counter attack.

[15:46] Ruin Nefarious (COM): -.-

[15:46] Mizar Korobase (COM): They bombed our spawn with planes. Not bombs. Planes.

[15:46] Ruin Nefarious (COM): THEY LEFT PIECES OF ARMOR EVEN

[15:46] Ruin Nefarious (COM): WTF?

[15:46] Ruin Nefarious (COM): It's like a ravenous band of transients attacked us.

[15:47] Aeriese Descenna (COM): they were stripping in our spawn! :o

[15:47] PADI321 Arida (COM): Lets go into their spawn and leave little itty bitty primy kitty pewps :D

[15:47] Kuria Kondor (COM): those were advanced tactics...

[15:47] Phillip Hultcrantz (COM): did they leave a flaming bag of fail there too? They may want that back.

[15:47] Ruin Nefarious (COM): Well. OKAY.

[15:47] Ruin Nefarious (COM): ROFL

[15:47] Mizar Korobase (COM): Its like we got attacked by hippies

[15:47] Ruin Nefarious (COM): OKAY. That was fun.

[15:47] Aeriese Descenna (COM): they're back

[15:47] Sukasa Rydell (COM): I just felt like a japanese schoolgirl there for a minute.

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[12:48] Deathcore Torok: uniform...?

[12:48] Echo Cuddihy: Erm...

[12:48] Echo Cuddihy: My dog has cancer

[12:48] Deathcore Torok: LOL

[12:48] Deathcore Torok: BEST COME BACK EVER

[12:48] Echo Cuddihy: I was serious btw...

[Guest PADI321 Arida]

[8:56] PADI321 Arida looks at the buttons then remembers the last time Mercz had a ship with buttons on it.....

[8:56] Keno Pontoppidan: Did it fire grunts?

[8:56] You: More like fire anthony =/

[8:57] Keno Pontoppidan: Lol

[8:57] Keno Pontoppidan: That be pretty scary

[8:57] You: Singed his arse a bit

[8:57] You: Nah, that wasnt scary

[8:57] Kitsy Bunnyhug: =p

[8:57] You: The scary part was when his Mercz standard issue knife was agaisnt my PADI standard issue throat

[8:57] Keno Pontoppidan: I can just picture a rapid Anthony flying at me with a knife in one hand

[8:57] Serge Polikarpov: >_> I do too. But you just had to ruin the view for all the hopeful cadets.

[8:57] Keno Pontoppidan: It's a scary image

[8:57] Kitsy Bunnyhug: =p

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[9:34] SnowWing Shi: Gee, it sure is boooring around here..

[9:35] Rei Kuhr: Welcome to the life of a soldier. Long stretches of boredom punctuated by moments of sheer terror.

[9:35] You: AKA: Welcome to hell.....

[9:35] SnowWing Shi: When does the sheer terror happen?

[9:35] Rei Kuhr: When Gunau informs us of his dating plans.

[Jester Spearmann]

PADI321 Arida wrote:

[9:35] SnowWing Shi: When does the sheer terror happen?

[9:35] Rei Kuhr: When Gunau informs us of his dating plans.

I laughed my tail off (no srsly I did)

[Seb Yakan]

Ruin Nefarious: ;.;

Ruin Nefarious: NO DON'T LEAVE ME

You: Oh.

Ruin Nefarious: WE NEARLY GOT TO THE POINT WHERE WE COULD MAKE OUT

[Krin Redgrave]

[20:29] You: hello christo.....o.o

[20:29] Christoph Batra: hey krin

[20:29] You: lava again?

[20:29] Christoph Batra: yeaaa

[20:29] You: : /

[20:30] You: we put the fence around it for a reason >:[

[20:30] Christoph Batra: lol

[20:30] Christoph Batra: i was trying to make smores X-D

[20:30] You: lol phail smores

[20:30] You: holding the crackers in ur teeth or somthin?

[20:30] Christoph Batra: pretty much

[20:31] You: well

[20:31] You: did we learn anything?

[20:31] You: besides the fact that aer admires u

[20:31] Aeriese Descenna: O.o

[20:31] Christoph Batra: yes i need better balance and more chocolate next time

[20:31] You: LOLOLOLOL

[20:32] You: quoted

[DamionStJames Webb]

[13:51] You: Yeah, Had it rough. I was so short compared to my classmates

[13:51] Moy Loon: 6'7 here

[13:51] Krin Redgrave: i preffer short av's though for some reason

[13:51] Mizar Korobase: I'm 8'3"

[13:51] Krin Redgrave: moy u also have the wang of a 5 yr old though

[13:52] Roxxie Sukra: I'm the shortest X3

[13:52] Moy Loon: no i don't

[13:52] Krin Redgrave: lol

[13:52] Mizar Korobase: Moy

[13:52] Mizar Korobase: Correct responce

[13:52] Krin Redgrave: one of my coworkers is 4'7

[13:52] Mizar Korobase: "MAYBE IF THAT 5 YEAR OLD HAS AN ENORMOUS WANG"

[13:52] Roxxie Sukra: I'm 5'2"

[13:52] You: Why are we talking about 5 year old wangs?

Really.....why are we?

[Nakita]

[15:44] Venes Dagger (COM): what did krin do? *grabs bolt pistol and commissar hat*

[15:44] Aryte Vesperia (COM): FOR THE EMPEROR-- oh.

[Gunau Sodwind]

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FUCKING LOL"D

[Jayce Iredell]

[7:03] Jayce Iredell: Atleast the Ordo doesn't have PMS

[7:03] SoulBinder Wolfstein: Unless our glorious Imperator does not recieve his Coffee.

[7:03] Jayce Iredell: Or the equivalent sacrfice of a thousand Columbian farmers.

[Trinity Heckroth]

[12:57] Trinity Heckroth: Heh

[12:57] Trinity Heckroth: Well

[12:57] Trinity Heckroth: Expect the unexpected.

[12:57] Daffee Vita: i l expect pink

[12:57] Daffee Vita: pink and death

[Trinity Heckroth]

[20:56] Harlequin Salome: [20:55] Harlequin Salome: Nanao Mahfouz has been ejected from 'Templar Knights' by Harlequin Salome.

[20:56] Harlequin Salome: ... that felt really good.

[20:56] Trinity Heckroth: I think i just came

[Trevor Russell]

Trinity Heckroth wrote:

[20:56] Harlequin Salome: [20:55] Harlequin Salome: Nanao Mahfouz has been ejected from 'Templar Knights' by Harlequin Salome.

[20:56] Harlequin Salome: ... that felt really good.

[20:56] Trinity Heckroth: I think i just came

LMAO

[Rei Kuhr]

[11:17] Venes Dagger (COM): Sera, that gun reminds me of your work

[11:17] Vladimus Nikolaidis (COM): It is.

[11:17] Sukasa Rydell (COM): that's because it is.

[11:17] Sukasa Rydell (COM): ....

[11:17] Venes Dagger (COM): Good

[11:17] Sukasa Rydell (COM): Vlad, lets get married, fuck women.

[11:18] Rei Kuhr (COM): quoted

[11:18] Sukasa Rydell (COM): Lol.

[Trinity Heckroth]

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[11:17] Sukasa Rydell (COM): Vlad, lets get married, fuck women.

Oh, ok, I see how it is. Leave me and go to SUKASA! OK fine, but Im keeping all the guns!

[Jester Spearmann]

You know, sometimes cadets are a good source of qoutes.

This is from tonight after I passed him through phase one

[23:52] Hitaroki Nakamura: Thank you sir.. That was fun.

[23:52] You: have you got any questions before we proceed ?

[23:52] Hitaroki Nakamura: When do I get to blow something up, sir?

[23:52] You: hhaha

[23:52] You: ok phase 4 is your combat training so wait till then

[23:53] Hitaroki Nakamura: Well, I wish I didn't know how to count then sir.

[23:54] Jester Spearmann snickers

[23:55] You: Ok, before we move on to phase 2 I've got to throw some information at you so to speak

[23:55] Hitaroki Nakamura: Will I require a bullet proof vest sir?

[23:55] You: haha no, but maybe a helmet

[23:56] Hitaroki Nakamura: Ah well I will make sure to duck for cover then sir.

[23:56] You: you're gonna fit in well around here with a sense of humour like that

[23:57] Hitaroki Nakamura: I wasn't issued a sense of humor, sir.

[23:57] Jester Spearmann smirks

this is during phase 2 after the vent quiz

[0:19] Hitaroki Nakamura: I have a question sir..

[0:20] You: shoot

[0:20] Hitaroki Nakamura: What about richard simons?

[0:20] You: what about him ?

[0:20] Hitaroki Nakamura: Would that be considered a sensitive topic sir?

[DamionStJames Webb]

[12:28] DamionStJames Webb: This is Damion St. James of the Ordo Imperials. Welcome to titan. Please disarm immediately

[12:28] Trev Dawg: exscuse me by you scanning me your messing me up

[12:29] Trev Dawg: I'll disarm when your people stop hitting me with shit

[12:30] DamionStJames Webb: No you will disarm when we tell you to. You are on our sim and in our territory. Failure to comply will result in you being engaged as a hostle - In other words blown to kingdom come with many many hurty bullets.

[12:31] Trev Dawg: bring it

[12:31] Trev Dawg: I'm not scared of your group

[12:31] Trev Dawg: I've dealt with ya'll before hostile> haha I'm there to help you people figure out why others are about to attack your region

[12:31] Trev Dawg: lol

[12:32] Trev Dawg: slow your role> you have no Idea whom or what I'm able to do

[12:32] DamionStJames Webb: Its know you're role, you Rocky Miavia reject.

To borrow a line from The Rock: Who is this roody-poo, candy ass jabroni?

[DamionStJames Webb]

[19:04] Venes Dagger: Don't tal to damion, he'll eat your soul

[19:04] Venes Dagger: *talk

[19:04] You: Awww, you say that like it's a bad thing * puts away the horseradish*

[19:05] Hitaroki Nakamura: I wasnt issued a soul

[19:05] Venes Dagger: Lawl

[19:05] You: Nope you got to see Aryte for those

[19:05] You: Ive been here a while And i've oly seen one or two issued

[19:05] Hitaroki Nakamura: I hear they have magical powers

[19:06] Hitaroki Nakamura: Like an inner monologue voice or something

[19:06] You: Don't know, I thought Aryte as a level 10 Sorcerer had mastered evoication magic?

[DamionStJames Webb]

[13:17] Tuomy Boa: I demand to have sex with a donkey!

[13:17] Justice Capalini: WHAT!?

[13:17] Inoue Katsu (1): rez:donkey

[13:17] You: Lol:P

[13:18] Justice Capalini: why you want a donkey

[13:18] Tuomy Boa: WHEN CONVERSATION DIES, A HIPPO SHALL RISE TO KICK IT

[13:18] Justice Capalini: damion is much bigger and stronger.

[13:18] Tuomy Boa: But he always wants to be on top

[13:18] Justice Capalini: and very much more vicious.

[13:18] You: Lol :P

[13:18] Justice Capalini: hah

[13:19] You: thanks :P

[13:19] Tuomy Boa: If I was in to beastiality, Id do bears. Nothing is more manly than wrestling a bear down and then wildly ravishing it

[13:20] Justice Capalini: <.<

Because donkies are cool ever since Eddy Murphy

[DamionStJames Webb]

[14:21] Ruin Nefarious: Hi Boggen.

[14:22] You: Hey boggen

[14:22] Boggen Johin: Hola

[14:22] Kastrenzo Benelli: sling

[14:22] Boggen Johin: sling

[14:23] Sera Otoro: o.o

[14:23] Tuomy Boa: boggen is a swedish word and means Booklet!

[14:24] Boggen Johin: Its other things too

[14:24] Kastrenzo Benelli: Someone said Kastrenzo meant something in Spanish

[14:24] Boggen Johin: It means gay

[14:25] Tuomy Boa: So you're a gay booklet?

[14:25] Boggen Johin: No kastrenzo is gay

[14:25] Boggen Johin: Im just a booklet

[14:25] Kastrenzo Benelli: am not

[14:25] Xayvien Rau: Boggen is also an insult meaning Redneck.

[14:25] Boggen Johin: And something about idiots in austrailian

[14:25] You: Lmao

[14:26] Tuomy Boa: I know Kastrenzo is gay..he took my tallest cigar but never smoked it

[14:26] Boggen Johin: Yeah he does that

[14:27] Boggen Johin: He sat on a one legged stool with no seat once too

[14:27] Boggen Johin: He also sleeps with a broom handle

[14:27] Zania Turner is Online

[14:28] Tuomy Boa: Dont worry Kastrenzo, we still love ya even if you are a dirty pervert

[14:28] Boggen Johin: I dont love him

[14:28] Tuomy Boa: you don't?

[14:28] Boggen Johin: No that would make me gay for a dog

[14:28] Xayvien Rau: No, that's the brooms job.

[14:28] Boggen Johin: Or what ever it is

[14:28] Boggen Johin: Cat

[14:28] Boggen Johin: Wolf

[14:28] Boggen Johin: Monkey

[14:28] Boggen Johin: Something

[14:29] Tuomy Boa: I'm a hippo :D

[14:29] You: Quoting.....

[Jester Spearmann]

the aussie term you are looking for there is BOGAN

[Trevor Russell]

[22:30] Stefan Marquez: A SONG FOR ALL THOSE LOVEBIRDS

[22:30] You: MIKAEL, THIS IS OUR SONG!

[22:31] Mikael Khalamov: wait what

[22:31] You: :D

[Lestat Umarov]

[22:39] Seb Yakan: Oh. Hay Lestat :D

[22:39] You: Hallo :D

[22:40] Aryte Vesperia: Shoo. I'm having a romantic moment with Seb in the right thruster port of the Vae Victus.

[22:40] Seb Yakan: <.<;

[22:41] Seb Yakan: The exhaust from this thruster isn't the only force I'm feeling either :D

[22:41] Aryte Vesperia: Rofl.

[Nakita]

To my helping in Dismal Plunge:

[17:34] Trinity Heckroth: You have been deemed the only viable threat in sim.

[Aryte]

[19:28] FireFox Breed: last thing you need is everyone having one and a eduicator

[19:28] FireFox Breed: or even just raining gernadeds on contact on people

[19:29] You: Adjudicator.

[19:29] You: Educator. Ha ha . .

[19:29] You: I just eduicated you on adjudication.

[Tuomy Boa]

[1:26] Streak Bender: Whats the similarity between a 9volt and a womans butthole

[1:26] Streak Bender: You know you shouldnt but eventually you put your tounge to em