Quotes of Win

[Kristian]

[8:56] Pit Neher: If i will not try to shot u ,u kill me?)

[8:57] Kristian Kit nods.

[8:57] Pit Neher: so if i now enter without weapons u don't kill me?

[8:58] Kristian Kit: No we will kill you anyway.

[8:58] Kristian Kit: We are funny like that.

[8:58] Pit Neher: understend)

[9:04] Kristian Kit: Did you see who killed you just there?

[9:04] Kristian Kit: It's fairly important for us.

[9:04] Pit Neher: i think that u kill me)

[9:04] Kristian Kit: Thank you.

[9:05] Pit Neher: np)killer

[9:10] Pit Neher: i have chanse to kill u..or u unkilleble?)

[9:10] Kristian Kit: something like that yes.

[9:10] Kristian Kit: We call it skill.

[9:10] Pit Neher: so if i very try i can?)

[9:16] Pit Neher: i think kill one)

[9:17] Kristian Kit: No you need to be at least level 50 to do me damage.

[9:17] Kristian Kit: You have no chance right now.

[9:18] Pit Neher: some levels..i need to have some specially for that?

[9:19] Kristian Kit: Yeah well Ordo's like me are generally around level 200 so you can't kill us. Most people start with sparta. Those are around level 3 and very easy to kill.

[9:19] Kristian Kit: You can exp my killing them.

[9:19] Kristian Kit: You can also try the alliance navy.

[9:20] Kristian Kit: But you are currently trying to attack the strongest faction.

[9:20] Pit Neher: sorry bad english not all understend but understend)

[9:21] Kristian Kit: You are level 1 right now. You need to be at least level 50 to do us damage.

[9:21] Pit Neher: how i can up my lvl

[9:23] Kristian Kit: Well you can level up by killing enemies of your own level.

[9:24] Pit Neher: i think i only one there with that lvl;)cuz no body shouting around only me and in me)

[9:26] Kristian Kit: No there are many people that have level 1. You can kill those but all the level 1 people attack other armies that also have level 1 soldiers.

[9:26] Kristian Kit: You can't join the Ordo before you are at least level 177.

[9:26] Kristian Kit: So you can't do damage to us.

[9:26] Pit Neher: understend(

[9:28] Kristian Kit: You can also buy weapons that increase your level btw.

[9:28] Kristian Kit: We sell some level 150 weapons at our spawn.

[9:29] Pit Neher: so if u for exmple lvl 1 and buy weap by 150 lvl u now 150 lvl?

[9:30] Kristian Kit: No but it helps you to get to level 150 faster.

[9:31] Pit Neher: understend)

[9:36] Pit Neher: can u help?where are there some my lvl ppl..and how to go there behind u all)

[9:37] Kristian Kit: You can't get behind us. We are all level 179 or higher. We can kill you by looking at you so to say. That is bullshit off course but we are much and much stronger.

[9:37] Kristian Kit: You can find your own level people in a sim called "Dorien"and in a sim called "Pacific breeze"

[9:38] Pit Neher: so if i go there and kill ppl some system will automaticly level up my own level?)

[9:38] Pit Neher: without any huds..

[9:39] Kristian Kit: No it is the standard LL damage system. However these people are all really bad so you might outrank them within a few days.

[9:39] Kristian Kit: In that case you will rank up less fast because you are better than they are.

[9:40] Pit Neher: Okay thanks for the info.

[Mack Rachter]

[10:46] squakbox: (Home Made Pistol) Enter Mouselook to shoot me!

[Mith Wakowski]

Kristian, you're evil. Just PLAIN evil.

[Keno]

I wish I had saved my conversation where I stood in the welcome area as a robot with my group title "NPC" and sent a newbie off on a quest to the forest of despair looking for the sword of a thousand truths.

[Keno]

:D

[Issabella Scarpulla]

[22:15] Priest Foxley (COM): Yes. the maple leaf. the symbol of canada. Jayce, the symbol doesn't make the country badass. the country makes the symbol badass.

[Mith Wakowski]

Keno Pontoppidan wrote:

I wish I had saved my conversation where I stood in the welcome area as a robot with my group title "NPC" and sent a newbie off on a quest to the forest of despair looking for the sword of a thousand truths.

And butcher a rabbit? Take a guy's life using him as a shield, watching a boy cry over his poppa? I can go on for a long time like this.

[Jester Spearmann]

Mith Wakowski wrote:

Keno Pontoppidan wrote:

I wish I had saved my conversation where I stood in the welcome area as a robot with my group title "NPC" and sent a newbie off on a quest to the forest of despair looking for the sword of a thousand truths.

And butcher a rabbit? Take a guy's life using him as a shield, watching a boy cry over his poppa? I can go on for a long time like this.

LOL first few pages of LFG comic

[Mith Wakowski]

I just thought of rewriting the events from LFG from Richard's perspective. And make sure he's the silent type who THINKS death and blood more than he actually says it.

[Jester Spearmann]

Mith Wakowski wrote:

I just thought of rewriting the events from LFG from Richard's perspective. And make sure he's the silent type who THINKS death and blood more than he actually says it.

Now wheres the fun in that, richard is the comic relief guy

[Aryte]

[23:02] You shout: I'm a white wolf. Plus five racial bonus to snow maps.

[23:02] Ordo M468 v1.3 standing...

[23:02] Br1an Razor ejected and banned you from this land.

[23:02] You are no longer allowed here and have 15 seconds to leave.

[Mith Wakowski]

Jester Spearmann wrote:

Mith Wakowski wrote:

I just thought of rewriting the events from LFG from Richard's perspective. And make sure he's the silent type who THINKS death and blood more than he actually says it.

Now wheres the fun in that, richard is the comic relief guy

It's a fanboy thing.

And lolz to the white wolf xD

[Jester Spearmann]

[15:18] squakbox: (Emma Roy) Hello again

[15:18] squakbox: (Hellrazer Harrop) hi

[15:18] squakbox: (Makarov Compton) hello ordo terrorist

[15:35] squakbox: (Makarov Compton) kill the cardboard guy at all costs

[15:35] squakbox: (Makarov Compton) he's the ordo terrorists suicide bomber

[15:39] squakbox: (Makarov Compton) im getting an IM from an informant

[15:39] squakbox: (Makarov Compton) the group alliance navy

[15:39] squakbox: (Makarov Compton) located in dorien

[15:39] squakbox: (Makarov Compton) one se

[15:39] squakbox: (Makarov Compton) we gotta bust them

[15:40] Matt Tempel (COM): HAHAHAHA

[15:40] Matt Tempel (COM): HAHAHAHA

[15:40] squakbox: (pleasedontbanmeiamgayfor Landman) FUCK THIS SHIT

[15:40] Justice Capalini (COM): lmao excellent plan the yhave

[15:40] squakbox: (pleasedontbanmeiamgayfor Landman) KAMAKAZI!!!

[15:40] squakbox: (Makarov Compton) sexual crimes against minors

[15:40] squakbox: (Makarov Compton) we are moving to dorien to arrest their admiral

[Aryte]

[19:35] squakbox: (Mark Karlfeldt) Well if it makes the Ordo feel better, their AXE scored better in the lag test than the Mercz SCAR.

[19:35] squakbox: (Mark Karlfeldt) Like 30% better.

[Mith Wakowski]

[14:45] Aryte Vesperia shouts: Keno. :o

[14:46] Keno Pontoppidan shouts: IM MAKING YOUR DAMN CASTLE

[Knightblade Fayray]

[20:49] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: omg it's teh imperator

[20:49] Aryte Vesperia: Buenos dias.

[20:50] Aryte Vesperia: Pardon me, I've a fleetship to make love to.

[Nakita]

From awhile ago

[15:37] Karlhockey Forte tears eyeballs out and screams

[15:37] Aelus Janus surgically reattaches Karl's eyes.

[15:38] Karlhockey Forte: [15:37] Eye Korobase: did someone say Orgy? haha [15:37] Eye Korobase: ^.^ [15:37] Karlhockey Forte: . . . . .

[15:38] Aelus Janus: ...

[15:38] Karlhockey Forte whails

[15:38] Aelus Janus surgically removes Karl's eyes.

[15:39] Karlhockey Forte violently implodes

[Jayce Iredell]

oh lawd

[Issabella Scarpulla]

Issabella Scarpulla: Like, Imagine invicutus going on on the frontline.. bullets everywhere.. enemies stalking in the shadows.. And The first team in.. whisp out their flamethrowers setting everything in its wake on fire before the rest come in. But of course it would have to just be non sticking bullet type action.. to stay cannon.. but still it would be so epic!

[18:48] Aryte Vesperia: We need flamers. D:

[18:48] Aryte Vesperia: .. Flamethrowers. We have flamers.

[18:48] Issabella Scarpulla: Lmao... that should be quoted sir.

[Aeriese Descenna]

[20:17] You: I still have work to do though

[20:17] You: It highlights my like of the camo pattern

[20:18] You: I kinda look like a Persian slave from 300 though

[20:18] Aryte Vesperia: You can be my Persian slave.

[20:18] You: O.o

[20:18] Aeriese Descenna inserts that in profile and posts on the forums

[20:18] Aryte Vesperia: . .

[20:18] Aryte Vesperia: Sigh.

[20:18] Aryte Vesperia: Ha ha ha.

[Issabella Scarpulla]

[23:05] Aryte Vesperia (COM): Warning.

[23:05] Aryte Vesperia (COM): This may or may not kill us all.

4 minutes later.....

[23:09] Aryte Vesperia (COM): I killed myself.

[23:09] Aryte Vesperia (COM): I LOOKED AT THE BLAST.

[Jester Spearmann]

[19:30] Tsume Xiao: Hello, and welcome to The July 15th Ordo Meeting. For the safety and stability of our guests and performers, please remove all unneeded scripted objects. No flash photography or external video lighting may be used at any time during the training session. Thank you and enjoy the presentation.

[20:02] Aryte Vesperia: Ow. Espresso isn't supposed to come out of the nose.

[DamionStJames Webb]

[20:42] Kitsy Bunnyhug (COM): ahem...The Adeptus Minor Fleet Admiral is NOT edible. Anyone who tries will be very sore afterwards.

[Issabella Scarpulla]

[22:22] You: picture if you will..massive adrenaline rush and being able to scream your brain out while you completely defy death

[22:22] Cheeso Szydlowska: Sounds like an all around good time.

[22:23] You: haha

[22:23] Cheeso Szydlowska: I prefer explosives, myself.

[Hokusai Otsuka]

[22:19] Kitsy Bunnyhug: How many scripts should be in the hud

[22:19] Aryte Vesperia: . . 4?

[22:20] Kitsy Bunnyhug: 3 of the 4 in mine have disapeared

[22:20] Aryte Vesperia: ............

[22:20] Aryte Vesperia: ROFL..

[22:20] Aryte Vesperia: I hate to say it

[22:20] Aryte Vesperia: But.

[22:20] Aryte Vesperia: MY BAD.

[22:20] Kitsy Bunnyhug: ...

[22:20] Aryte Vesperia: I was destroying Kit Nikitin's hud.

[22:20] Kitsy Bunnyhug: you're doing?

[22:20] Kitsy Bunnyhug: ...

[22:20] Aryte Vesperia: It must've killed yours too.

[22:20] Kitsy Bunnyhug: >=O

[22:20] Kitsy Bunnyhug: i can still hear your /2 chat

[22:20] Kitsy Bunnyhug: and check

[22:21] Kitsy Bunnyhug: but radar and other things are dead

[22:21] Kitsy Bunnyhug: and can get your Info button thing

[22:22] Kitsy Bunnyhug: Thanks aryte now I need to go get a new one

[22:22] Aryte Vesperia: My baaad.

[22:22] Kitsy Bunnyhug: goto:armory

[22:22] Utility HUD: Could not find object 'tp'.

[22:22] Aryte Vesperia: >.>

[22:22] Kitsy Bunnyhug: ...

[22:22] Kitsy Bunnyhug: that doesen't work

[22:22] Kitsy Bunnyhug: XD

[22:22] Kitsy Bunnyhug: so

[22:22] Kitsy Bunnyhug: that means

[22:23] Kitsy Bunnyhug: aryte you get to teleport me about

[22:23] Aryte Vesperia: FINE

[22:23] Aryte Vesperia: goto:armory

Nice long one for you from my chat logs. x3

From earlier this morning as I was going to bed.

[0:06] Hokusai Otsuka (1): I wana be the first cat in Ordo uniform ::3

[0:06] You: why did I just do that on channel 1? o.o;

[0:06] Aryte Vesperia: Ha ha ha.

[0:07] You: Yeah, I need sleep

[0:07] Tuomy Boa: In few days Aryte will have army of meowing furballs in his command :o

[0:08] Aryte Vesperia: .. Sigh.

[0:08] Aryte Vesperia: At least the kani level will drop.