Quotes of Win

[Guest Afevis]

XD

[Theodore Belgar]

[7:01] (COM): Agares Tretiak: [6:59] Agares Tretiak: Are you...a manly man, like me?

[6:59] Waguito Cioc: hi

[6:59] Agares Tretiak: Yo, man.

[6:59] Waguito Cioc: i am man

[6:59] Waguito Cioc: and you?

[7:00] Agares Tretiak: That's sweet, dude. I'm a man too.

[7:00] Waguito Cioc: ok

[7:00] Agares Tretiak: So you...you want to rub your chest against mine?

[7:00] Agares Tretiak: Be manly men.

[7:00] Agares Tretiak: Rub chests.

[7:00] Agares Tretiak: And manliness.

[7:02] (COM): Agares Tretiak: [7:01] Waguito Cioc: now,i go

[7:01] Waguito Cioc: bye

[7:02] Agares Tretiak: WAIT. WE DIDN'T GET TO THE RUBBING, THOUGH.

[7:04] (COM): Agares Tretiak: [7:04] Waguito Cioc: i go to alliance navy,now

[7:04] Waguito Cioc: ty

[7:04] Waguito Cioc: bye

[7:04] Agares Tretiak: RUB MY CHEST HAIR

[7:04] Agares Tretiak: TOUCH MY MANLINESS

[7:05] Mercury: Lost contact: Waguito Cioc

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[Aryte]

OMFG

[Eriksson Foxtrot]

[11:02] Agares Tretiak: The chest hair demands appeasement.

[11:02] Rob Bluewood: isnt this a open sim

[11:02] (COM): Eriksson Foxtrot: . . .

[11:02] Agares Tretiak: The chest hair guides us.

[11:02] Agares Tretiak: You must rub the chest hair.

[11:02] Agares Tretiak: RUB. THE. CHEST HAIR.

[11:03] (COM): Desereck Creeggan: HAHAHA

[11:03] (COM): Eriksson Foxtrot: CONTINUE

[11:03] Rob Bluewood: do i have to

[11:03] Desereck Creeggan: Indeed.

[11:03] Agares Tretiak: DO I look like a man you want to ask that question of? I'm dead serious.

[11:03] Rob Bluewood rubs the chest hair

[11:03] Agares Tretiak: Excellent.

[11:03] Ordo HUD 0.3.11: Collision: Frag - Agares Tretiak

Agares blew up just himself, myself, and the unauthorised person who was approaching the sim.

Lol'd so hard.

[Theodore Belgar]

RUB. THE. CHEST HAIR.

lol

[Aryte]

sdsfdfsdsfd

[Nohime Runner]

Numinous Foxdale: Numinous Foxdale: IM SUCH A FAT KID!!!! ;_;

Corsi Mousehold: WHAT?

Corsi Mousehold: The hell you talking about woman?

Numinous Foxdale: I was driving home, almost home...and a chick-filet commercial came on, saying for this week the Chick-fillet on Tylersville (The road I was on) was giving free food to cops and military....

Numinous Foxdale: ...I would like to say I didn't use my lights and sirens to perform a u-turn in the middle of traffic....BUT I CANT!!!!!!

[RazorFox]

[11:02] Agares Tretiak: The chest hair demands appeasement.

[11:02] Rob Bluewood: isnt this a open sim

[11:02] (COM): Eriksson Foxtrot: . . .

[11:02] Agares Tretiak: The chest hair guides us.

[11:02] Agares Tretiak: You must rub the chest hair.

[11:02] Agares Tretiak: RUB. THE. CHEST HAIR.

[11:03] (COM): Desereck Creeggan: HAHAHA

[11:03] (COM): Eriksson Foxtrot: CONTINUE

[11:03] Rob Bluewood: do i have to

[11:03] Desereck Creeggan: Indeed.

[11:03] Agares Tretiak: DO I look like a man you want to ask that question of? I'm dead serious.

[11:03] Rob Bluewood rubs the chest hair

[11:03] Agares Tretiak: Excellent.

[11:03] Ordo HUD 0.3.11: Collision: Frag - Agares Tretiak

Agares blew up just himself, myself, and the unauthorised person who was approaching the sim.

Lol'd so hard.

Well played.

[RazorFox]

A story of one man's spanging adventure's in New Jessie...

[18:06] Aduro Darkthief: joseph

[18:06] You: Yes?

[18:07] Aduro Darkthief: can i haev some lindens please?

[18:07] You: None i can spare

[18:07] Aduro Darkthief: ok

[18:07] Aduro Darkthief: thank u

[18:07] You: Please don't go around asking for money.

[18:07] Aduro Darkthief: why not?

[18:07] Me Haas is Offline

[18:08] You: Can't do it here. People complain

[18:08] You: Just find a job on SL or buy it.

[18:08] Aero Silverblade: Easier to just buy lindens with real cash

[18:08] Aduro Darkthief: shut up aero

[18:08] Aduro Darkthief: thank u joseph

[18:04] Aduro Darkthief: do u have any money?

[18:04] Aduro Darkthief: aero

[18:04] Aduro Darkthief: do u?

[18:04] Aero Silverblade: No, Stop begging for Lindens.

[18:05] Aduro Darkthief: u dont have to be an asshole about it

[18:05] Aero Silverblade: :|

[18:09] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Hey Aduro

[18:09] Aduro Darkthief: yes?

[18:09] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Can you give me a ride to the courthouse tomorrow? I have a court date and the popo took my car D:

[18:09] Aduro Darkthief: where do u live?

[18:09] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Star Wars

[Acheron Gloom]

[18:08] Aduro Darkthief: shut up aero

[18:08] Aduro Darkthief: thank u joseph

[18:05] Aduro Darkthief: u dont have to be an asshole about it

[18:05] Aero Silverblade: :|

Those parts made me laugh so hard. It almost feels like Aduro was trying to troll just how he goes "Shut up, person 1. Thank you, person 2."

[Trinity Heckroth]

[5:51] (COM): Nikeo Fairlock: so scarlet..

[5:52] (COM): Nikeo Fairlock: since you are a confessor.. what do you want to confess?

[5:52] (COM): Nikeo Fairlock: :P

[5:52] (COM): Sykes Foxclaw: mebbe it's the other way around

[5:52] (COM): Trinity Heckroth: a confessor is someone who receives confession.

[5:53] (COM): Nikeo Fairlock: maybe.. but he doesn't have the confessor atire..

[5:53] (COM): Sykes Foxclaw: i know I'd want to get in a small room with him and describe all my deviant sins.

[5:53] (COM): Sykes Foxclaw: er i mean

[5:53] (COM): Nikeo Fairlock: what/

[5:53] (COM): Trinity Heckroth: . . .

[5:53] (COM): Nikeo Fairlock: WAAAAAATTT

[5:53] (COM): Trinity Heckroth: maybe you need to run some laps and burn off that excess finger energy there.

[5:53] (COM): Nikeo Fairlock: LOL

[5:54] (COM): Sykes Foxclaw: :<

[Cygna]

Carol Bandler visited Titan and wanted a tour.

[8:44] Carol Bandler: hmmm

[8:45] Carol Bandler: you would entertain the idea of a ship from Gor taking your humans?

[8:45] Carol Bandler: I just wondered

[8:45] Carol Bandler: no plans of any kind are in process

[8:45] Intus Infinity: What does "taking" entail?

[8:46] Carol Bandler: capture, enslavement and such , perhaps 3 days and then released

[Kellervo]

... *puts away the human av*

[RazorFox]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8dYOvbGwK8&feature=related

[Aryte]

Is you serious? LOL

[Kellervo]

3:01 PM - Keller: if we rated people as moderators on how they perform in-game, I would never have been one. :F

3:01 PM - Witchiebunny: Exactly

3:01 PM - Keller: ...you're not supposed to agree to that. ;.;

[Agares Tretiak]

....I want to go nuke a Gorean sim.

[Firefox Breed]

I would say you gota battle the furries with guns to try to capture them

[Cyphre Iredell]

I would say you gota battle the furries with guns to try to capture them

While I sit on a glorious throne of their defiled corpses! All shall love and despair... >:D

[RazorFox]

[12:45] Ron Bleac: Yo

[12:45] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Hi Ron :D

[12:45] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: I just realized

[12:45] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: I was about to say "I got a haircut! :D" and then I looked at my avatar.

[12:46] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: And realized that one could construe that statement as rather ironic.

[12:46] Ron Bleac: Yeah. Yeah, I see that.

[12:47] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Would you be a sport and share a chortle with me if I say it? :3

[12:47] Ron Bleac: Chortle? What's a chortle? Is that like, a manly chuckle with lots of bubbly noises?

[12:48] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: The definition is "an utterance between a chuckle and a snort." Coined by whatever the fuck guy wrote Alice in Wonderland, oblivious to the knowledge that his works would one day be generic goth/stoner imagery.

[12:49] Ron Bleac: Ahh.

[12:49] Ron Bleac: Yes, I'll share a chortle.

[12:49] Ron Bleac: I'll be a sport.

[12:49] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Splendid! :D

[12:49] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: I got a haircut :3

[12:49] Zrazor Rozenstrauch chortles.

[12:49] Ron Bleac chortles.

[12:50] Zrazor Rozenstrauch adjusts monocle. "Very good then."

[12:50] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: No seriously, I got a haircut. I look fly as hell.

[Acheron Gloom]

[12:45] Ron Bleac: Yo

[12:45] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Hi Ron :D

[12:45] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: I just realized

[12:45] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: I was about to say "I got a haircut! :D" and then I looked at my avatar.

[12:46] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: And realized that one could construe that statement as rather ironic.

[12:46] Ron Bleac: Yeah. Yeah, I see that.

[12:47] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Would you be a sport and share a chortle with me if I say it? :3

[12:47] Ron Bleac: Chortle? What's a chortle? Is that like, a manly chuckle with lots of bubbly noises?

[12:48] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: The definition is "an utterance between a chuckle and a snort." Coined by whatever the fuck guy wrote Alice in Wonderland, oblivious to the knowledge that his works would one day be generic goth/stoner imagery.

[12:49] Ron Bleac: Ahh.

[12:49] Ron Bleac: Yes, I'll share a chortle.

[12:49] Ron Bleac: I'll be a sport.

[12:49] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Splendid! :D

[12:49] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: I got a haircut :3

[12:49] Zrazor Rozenstrauch chortles.

[12:49] Ron Bleac chortles.

[12:50] Zrazor Rozenstrauch adjusts monocle. "Very good then."

[12:50] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: No seriously, I got a haircut. I look fly as hell.

That quote makes me chortle.

[Arc Vyper]

With the very advanced and low cost equipment and technology available to the public in 2010, I was able to acquire a photograph of Mr. Rozenstrauch receiving said haircut.

I must warn you. It is not pretty.

[Corsi Mousehold]

[7:00] Corsi Mousehold: Well hello there

[7:00] Haukr Frostwych: ahoy!

[7:01] Corsi Mousehold: Avast ye scurvy scallywag.

[7:01] Corsi Mousehold: What be ya lookin fer in this desecrated and rotted battleground?

[7:02] Corsi Mousehold: Arrrrrrrrrrrrr

[7:02] Haukr Frostwych: nay, just hoping to find a vendor with a nice Imperial Marine Armor :P

[7:03] Corsi Mousehold: Sorry ta be the bearer of rotted news.

[7:04] Corsi Mousehold: But all is not lost. Head to Jessie of the New and ya might find what yer lookin fer.

[7:04] Haukr Frostwych: nay, matey, do not worry :P

[7:04] Haukr Frostwych: thank you and have a nice day, arrrrr :P

[7:04] Corsi Mousehold: Arrrrrr

[Tsume Xiao]

[20:21] Nrom Normandy accepted your inventory offer.

[20:21] Nrom Normandy accepted your inventory offer.

[20:23] Nrom Normandy (Channel 1): draw

[20:23] Nrom Normandy (Channel 1): r

[20:23] Nrom Normandy (Channel 1): semi

[20:23] Nrom Normandy (Channel 1): auto

[20:23] Nrom Normandy (Channel 1): melee

[20:23] You died and have been teleported to your home location

[20:23] (COM): Nrom Normandy: oh crap

[20:23] (COM): Exterminatus Footman: Sup Nrom

[20:23] (COM): Tsume Xiao: :<

[20:23] (COM): Nrom Normandy: I didn't even see Tsume in front of me when I was testing text commands for the PDR

[Eriksson Foxtrot]

[20:58] Ice Karsin: Lurdan, sup

[20:58] Lurdan Huszar: Say hi to Harlequin too

[20:58] Lurdan Huszar: How rude

[20:58] Lurdan Huszar: Wow

[20:58] Lurdan Huszar: Seriously

[20:58] Lurdan Huszar: Oh my god

[20:58] Ice Karsin: HI HARLEQUIN

[20:58] Lurdan Huszar: How could you just ignore him like that

[20:59] Lurdan Huszar: How insensitive

[20:59] Ice Karsin: LURDAN, I SAID HI YO YOU FIRST BECAUSE I AM TO RESPECT MY EXTREME ELDERS

[20:59] Lurdan Huszar: Don't be mean to him just because he's kinda stupid

[20:59] Rendy Miles is Online

[20:59] Lurdan Huszar: That's just mean

At the New Jessie HUB.