Guest Afevis Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 [17:14] Jeffery Worbridge: Lysander, you're just a young Kristian Kit aren't you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eriksson Foxtrot Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 [17:57] Nrom Normandy: Which century did they assign you to?[17:58] Jayce Iredell: B-1[17:58] Jayce Iredell: Ahem[17:58] Nrom Normandy: oh cool, Eriksson[17:58] Jayce Iredell: I suppose.[17:58] Jayce Iredell: Going to take getting used to.[17:58] Nrom Normandy: he's an alright guy, canadian but you can't expect everything I am going to kill you Nrom. Look behind you next time you step out of the blue forcefield. >:( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agares Tretiak Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 I'll be standing behind you, Eriksson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Afevis Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 [16:27] Agares Tretiak shouts: I AM LORD AGARES, OF THE PRAETORIAN CLAN. I AM SWORN TO HONORABLE SERVICE IN THE NAME OF MY MASTER, LORD ARYTE VESPERIA. I CHALLENGE YOU TO COMBAT AS MEN, BLADE TO BLADE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ciel Eilde Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 [Conversation today, with my mother.]Mom: "You should get a job." Me: "I know.."Mom: "You can't take staples out of pieces of paper, but I'm sure there's a job out there for you that doesn't involve so much work."Me: ¬_¬ *not amuse* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murcielago Neox Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 Postcount = penis size on any forum.One of the many reasons we all love Zrazor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sebris Montpark Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 remember that squad of abercrombie & fitch catalog models?This tops it!Look at the guy and read his profile Description X3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corsi Mousehold Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 Mancandy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kithsuneca Eilde Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 He reaaaallly loves that Maaaannnncandy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackSergal Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 We almost got him to dive into lava for a free rifle :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eriksson Foxtrot Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 So, we got some little troll/goblin thing in the HUB, and he seemed to mind his own business so I IMed him the second time teleporting, as the first time he came in he screamed something through a sound file, and ran into the lava subsequently dieing... he wanted to know the right path for him as a troll, so I gave him my word on that.[03:30] Eriksson Foxtrot: Hi there, may I ask your intent of visiting Titan this evening?[03:31] Hob Hawksby: um.. me wandered off beaten track by the looks sir[03:31] Eriksson Foxtrot: Verklund is the right track.[03:31] Hob Hawksby: okee that :)[03:32] Mercury: Lost contact: Hob HawksbyThen about 10 minutes later I IM him asking how he is making out in Verklund, see if he made it in OK... that was not the case I guess.[03:39] Eriksson Foxtrot: How're you making out in Verklund?[03:40] Hob Hawksby: getting killed a lot sir :)[03:40] Eriksson Foxtrot: Oh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jester Spearmann Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 overheard when visiting vanguardAngelSnow Arbizu: OK LOOKAngelSnow Arbizu: weve been over the verklund traffic rules, Angelsnows bullets have right of way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorFox Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 MEANWHILE, ON STARCRAFT 2...You: This shit is bananasDeadmon: BANANAS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Afevis Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 [17:54] Agares Tretiak: You have won my sticker of approval.[17:54] Wolfe Hardin: It makes me genderless. D8[17:54] Agares Tretiak: I don't have any either.[17:55] Agares Tretiak: I theorize it's because they don't make any large enough.[17:55] Wolfe Hardin: HAHAHAHA[17:56] Agares Tretiak: Also, you quote that and you will die in such inhuman agony, you'll try to take your own life, to quicken the process D:<[17:56] Wolfe Hardin: But Desereck made cyanide tabs for me. :3[17:56] Wolfe Hardin: Maybe he was trying to imply something.[17:57] Wolfe Hardin: I hope not.[18:58] Wolfe Hardin: I'm having a hard time mounting my phone. :<[18:59] You: ....[18:59] You: why are you trying to have sex with a phone[19:02] Wolfe Hardin: I've been in Ordo for 10 months, and sill don't know how to throw grenades.[19:03] Wolfe Hardin: I threw a grenade one time.[19:04] Wolfe Hardin: And that was by accident at a meeting.[19:04] Wolfe Hardin: Nearly killed the SIM due to the massive spike in AV movement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ribena Homewood Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 And ladies and gentlemen; your glorified leader of the almighty Praetorian Guard:[11:02] Agares Tretiak: The chest hair guides us.[11:02] Agares Tretiak: You must rub the chest hair.[11:02] Agares Tretiak: RUB. THE. CHEST HAIR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygna Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 [2010/06/22 7:02] nekofox Breil: hi5[2010/06/22 7:02] nekofox Breil: :>[2010/06/22 7:03] nekofox Breil: hey you play apb yet[2010/06/22 7:03] nekofox Breil: its awsome[2010/06/22 7:03] nekofox Breil: :>[2010/06/22 7:03] nekofox Breil: oh[2010/06/22 7:03] nekofox Breil: apb.com[2010/06/22 7:03] nekofox Breil: its a new game[2010/06/22 7:03] nekofox Breil: this came out[2010/06/22 7:03] nekofox Breil: its awsome sauce[2010/06/25 7:09] nekofox Breil: INTUS[2010/06/25 7:09] nekofox Breil: :>[2010/06/25 7:15] nekofox Breil is Offline[2010/06/26 13:14] You sense a disturbance in the force... (nekofox Breil is typing)[2010/06/26 13:14] nekofox Breil: tell yoko to call me ^.~[2010/06/26 13:14] nekofox Breil: lol[2010/06/26 13:16] nekofox Breil is Offline[2010/07/03 7:18] nekofox Breil: intus[2010/07/03 7:18] nekofox Breil: huggies[2010/07/03 8:20] nekofox Breil is Offline[2010/07/09 12:18] nekofox Breil: intus[2010/07/09 12:18] nekofox Breil: huggies[2010/07/09 12:21] nekofox Breil is Offline[2010/07/15 18:35] *** parent estate: 0[2010/07/15 18:35] nekofox Breil: INTUS[2010/07/15 18:36] nekofox Breil: huggies[2010/07/22 11:55] nekofox Breil: INTUS[2010/07/22 11:55] nekofox Breil: huggies[2010/08/06 13:03] nekofox Breil: INTUS[2010/08/06 13:03] nekofox Breil: huggies[2010/08/06 13:03] nekofox Breil: what[2010/08/06 13:03] nekofox Breil: you dont love me[2010/08/06 13:05] nekofox Breil: intus[2010/08/06 13:06] nekofox Breil: i sign up[2010/08/06 13:06] nekofox Breil: for appl for ordo[2010/08/06 13:06] nekofox Breil: but i dont know if i get in or not[2010/08/06 13:10] nekofox Breil is Offline[2010/08/11 22:09] nekofox Breil: INTUS[2010/08/11 22:09] nekofox Breil: huggies[2010/08/27 20:02] nekofox Breil: INTUS[2010/09/11 13:36] nekofox Breil: INTUS[2010/09/11 13:36] nekofox Breil: i love you-- Instant message logging enabled --[09:17] Incoming message from (nekofox Breil)[09:17] nekofox Breil: hey intusI don't know this guy. I spoke to him once or something about joining Ordo about a year ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorFox Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 And ladies and gentlemen; your glorified leader of the almighty Praetorian Guard:[11:02] Agares Tretiak: The chest hair guides us.[11:02] Agares Tretiak: You must rub the chest hair.[11:02] Agares Tretiak: RUB. THE. CHEST HAIR.WITH JOY AND ZEAL IN OUR HEARTSWE GIVE OUR LIVES TO THE CHEST HAIR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Williamca Zenovka Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 @IntusI lol'd also, APB is going down, like servers completely after being out for only 3 months. I think thats a new record btw GLAD NOONE FROM ORDO PLAYS IT...Oh wait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trinity Heckroth Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 [8:46] Intus Infinity shouts: http://www.cdc.gov/condomeffectiveness/latex.htm[8:46] Intus Infinity: oops.[8:46] Trinity Heckroth: ...[8:46] Intus Infinity: I didn't mean to shout that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aryte Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 ROFL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johann Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 [21:28:53] Sean7 Hoggard: can you spare 350l[21:29:06] Johann Wilberg: ... Lol.[21:29:13] Sean7 Hoggard: i need a cock x.x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Afevis Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 THAT CAN BE TAKEN SO MANY WAYS LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorFox Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 I remember Sean7 Hoggard from when he was in VG. He used to hit on everyone when he wasn't stand in in a corner doing that DotA by himself. He also got really mad when Lance LeFay or someone was making fun of him for having Aspergers syndrome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlet Flaks Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 [22:11:15] Scarlet Flaks: Have we pull'd out yet? Raid team should be gone by now.[22:11:18] Scarlet Flaks: I wanna visit. D:[22:11:19] Kino Tchailenov: Yeah[22:11:22] Kino Tchailenov is offering a TP to http://slurl.com/secondlife/Kampfzone/138/127/31 (M)[22:23:29] You died and have been teleported to your home location[22:23:29] Ordo HUD 0.3.11: Collision: 7.92x57mm - Zack Teichmann[22:23:31] Teleport completed from http://slurl.com/secondlife/Kampfzone/139/125/28-- Instant message logging enabled --[22:26:02] Scarlet Flaks: Aryte.[22:26:21] Scarlet Flaks: Requesting permission to enter Kampfzone and behead Zack Teichman[22:26:25] Aryte Vesperia: SI[22:26:29] Scarlet Flaks: Grascias.[22:27:37] Aryte Vesperia is Offline[22:26:48] Kino Tchailenov's teleport lure is to http://slurl.com/secondlife/Kampfzone/135/129/31 (M)[22:26:55] Teleport completed from http://slurl.com/secondlife/Titan/74/71/2468[22:27:38] nuketoast Magic (Channel 1): HL2_nade_string3[22:27:38] nuketoast Magic (Channel 1): HL2_nade_string3[22:27:38] Otto Oakleaf: USA USA USA[22:27:40] nuketoast Magic (Channel 1): throw[22:27:40] nuketoast Magic (Channel 1): draw bow[22:27:40] nuketoast Magic (Channel 1): draw bow[22:27:46] nuketoast Magic (Channel 1): draw bow[22:27:46] nuketoast Magic (Channel 1): HL2_nade_string3[22:27:46] nuketoast Magic (Channel 1): HL2_nade_string3[22:27:47] nuketoast Magic (Channel 1): draw bow[22:27:47] nuketoast Magic (Channel 1): HL2_nade_string3[22:27:47] nuketoast Magic (Channel 1): draw bow[22:27:47] nuketoast Magic (Channel 1): throw[22:27:48] nuketoast Magic (Channel 1): HL2_nade_string3[22:27:51] Lee Serenity has left chat range.[22:27:54] nuketoast Magic (Channel 1): throw[22:27:56] Kino Tchailenov has left chat range.[22:27:56] nuketoast Magic (Channel 1): draw bow[22:27:56] nuketoast Magic (Channel 1): HL2_nade_string3[22:27:57] nuketoast Magic (Channel 1): draw bow[22:27:57] nuketoast Magic (Channel 1): throw[22:27:59] nuketoast Magic (Channel 1): HL2_nade_string3[22:27:59] nuketoast Magic (Channel 1): draw bow[22:27:59] nuketoast Magic (Channel 1): throw[22:29:39] nuketoast Magic (Channel 1): HL2_nade_string3[22:29:39] nuketoast Magic (Channel 1): HL2_nade_string3[22:29:40] nuketoast Magic (Channel 1): draw bow[22:29:40] nuketoast Magic (Channel 1): HL2_nade_string3[22:29:41] nuketoast Magic (Channel 1): throw[22:29:41] nuketoast Magic (Channel 1): draw bow[22:29:41] nuketoast Magic (Channel 1): throw[22:29:41] nuketoast Magic (Channel 1): HL2_nade_string3[22:29:43] You died and have been teleported to your home location[22:29:46] Teleport completed from http://slurl.com/secondlife/Kampfzone/136/114/32Meanwhile in an entirely unrelated IM:[2010-09-18 22:24:20] Aryte Vesperia: [22:23] Disembodied Hand: because hes a badass[22:23] Tsume Xiao: ?[22:23] Disembodied Hand: scarletAnd seconds later:[2010-09-18 22:24:32] Tsume Xiao: [22:23] Disembodied Hand: because hes a badass[22:23] Tsume Xiao: ?[22:23] Disembodied Hand: scarlet[22:23] Tsume Xiao: Who? o.[2010-09-18 22:24:48] Tsume Xiao: Aryte on vent :Scarlet is a badass." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickel Reed Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 THAT CAN BE TAKEN SO MANY WAYS LOLThis is where I go "350 for a cock, he's being ripped off" right?Those things are probably the only reason I'm glad you can't make sculpties flexible. Just think... Big, floppy... No, wait. Don't think that. It's terrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...