Quotes of Win

[Conger Mint]

[11:45] (COM) Carrious Darbyshire: There is an unclaimed prostitute in the spawn area.

[Tsukiyomi Yuhara]

[12:57] Tsukiyomi Yuhara: Haha, ok, now I'm in your unit

[12:57] Riff Petrov: WELCOE TO VICTRIX, I AM YOUR CO

[12:57] Riff Petrov: ANY QUESTIONS?

[12:58] Tsukiyomi Yuhara: D; How do penis? Why gun?

[12:58] Riff Petrov: do penis in gun because makes for good feeling

[12:58] Tsukiyomi Yuhara: Sounds legit, quoted.

[12:58] Riff Petrov: mmmm

[CrescentSnow]

wow you two....*blinks* lol

[Tsukiyomi Yuhara]

[06:45] Mercury: New Ordo contact: His Majesty Aryte Vesperia (Imperator)

[06:46] (COM) Aryte Vesperia: Gooo team go.

[Arokh Takakura]

[13:40] Heather McKay: I guess it is especially quiet when I come up from behind.

[13:40] Arokh Blackheart (arokh.takakura): ...

[13:40] Arokh Blackheart (arokh.takakura): Quotes of win.

[or10nsharkfin]

[07:45] Captain Fish Sticks (kurama.bingyi): WELCOME TO ORDO

[07:45] Michan Moonlight: Thank you sir!

[07:45] Michan Moonlight salutes!

[07:45] Captain Fish Sticks (kurama.bingyi): I AM NOW THE FISH YOU MUST FIGHT IN ORDER TO BE ACCEPTED.

[07:46] Michan Moonlight: o.o

[07:46] Captain Fish Sticks (kurama.bingyi): It shall be a kung-fu battle.

[07:46] Captain Fish Sticks (kurama.bingyi): First one to die loses.

[Azimuth Summerwind]

[16:02] (COM) Mercury: *thinks you all need hair club for men!*

[16:04] (COM) Altairi Resident: I think you need less prim breasts.

[16:04] (COM) Kristian Kit: and here i was thinking the quality of the conversation couldn't get lower..

[16:04] (COM) Teron Gray: XD

[George Reisman]

Marcus is on AV-match; seeking any gender

[Marcus Tinamou]

Marcus is on AV-match; seeking any gender

I DONT KNOW HOW TO CHANGE IT TO FEMALES ONLY

[Deadmon]

Im slightly more curious as to why you were on av match too, george ;p

[George Reisman]

He linked me.

[Marcus Tinamou]

He linked me.

That is a lie. I would never expose my lack of companionship to you. Good sir.

[George Reisman]

[2012/04/14 16:17] Marcus Tinamou: http://www.avmatch.com/

[Marcus Tinamou]

[2012/04/14 16:17] Marcus Tinamou: http://www.avmatch.com/

Fabricated.

[Tsume Xiao]

[16:03] Tsume Xiao: Also, your attacking time for today has expired.

[16:03] Tsume Xiao: Please take your leave of the sim.

[16:03] allan2007 Aya: boring as hell and you know

[16:04] Tsume Xiao: Your sentance makes no sense as it lacks a subject.

[16:04] Tsume Xiao: What is "boring as hell"?

[16:05] allan2007 Aya: and not the stick so you come into my graft me the Ffff is not my bag but not on my Ffffing mi

[16:06] Tsume Xiao: I have no clue what you just tried to say.

[Guest Ruin Nefarious]

LOL.

[Kaska Czarny]

[15:35] (COM) Anlysia Gregoire: BRB Agares is talking about his dick in IMs to me, I need a drink this is making me so hot.

[Lanny Ansar]

(Ffff, double-post.)

[Lanny Ansar]

/>http://s86.photobucket.com/albums/k89/Ianwrym/?action=view&current=19143977.jpg

[Zerowinged Vasiliev]

I giggled a bit at the photo.

[Kaska Czarny]

[21:25] Radio: (Shizzerk Kostolany) Yo yo Ya' know what I'm sayin'?

[21:26] Radio: (TrimBoii Resident) wanna by somehigh wskripted shyt worth 500 for 300

[21:26] Radio: (Shizzerk Kostolany) we's gots some nice scripted sheeit ova here peep this shit

[21:27] Radio: (Shizzerk Kostolany) Yo we's gots dual pistols dey is nice and git Sheniquah's ass back ova' heeah.

[21:28] (COM) Aryte Vesperia: LOL

[21:28] (COM) Mercury: HEY! LISTEN!

[21:28] (COM) Altairi Resident: No, YOU listen.

[21:28] (COM) Kiba Dreamscape: both of you listen

[21:28] (COM) Ookamiwulf Lemton: 3 of you shut up

[21:29] (COM) chris Poitier: 4 of you kiss and make up

[21:30] Radio: (TrimBoii Resident) gimme 300L$

[21:30] Radio: (TrimBoii Resident) nd ill give yu somethin worth 500L$

[21:30] Radio: give me 600L

[21:30] Zero Itamae accepted your inventory offer.

[21:31] Radio: (Shizzerk Kostolany) What do you gots?

[21:31] Mercury: Lost contact: Swallow Rokocoko

[21:31] Radio: (TrimBoii Resident) its highly skripted

[21:31] Radio: (TrimBoii Resident) nd worth 500

[21:32] Radio: (TrimBoii Resident) buy an d find out

[21:32] Radio: (Shizzerk Kostolany) Yo ah only gank high quality sheeit, what is you selling? Jus' like Orenthawl James.

[21:33] Radio: (TrimBoii Resident) err thing

[21:33] Radio: (TrimBoii Resident) guns

[21:33] Radio: (TrimBoii Resident) drugs

[21:33] Radio: (TrimBoii Resident) cars

[21:33] Radio: (TrimBoii Resident) clothes

[21:34] Radio: (Shizzerk Kostolany) Yo what kind o' chronic do you gots? ah wants some crack otay buh-weet

[21:34] Radio: (TrimBoii Resident) got

[21:34] Radio: (TrimBoii Resident) purp yella and red

[21:34] Radio: (TrimBoii Resident) grand daddy purp

[21:34] Tsukiyomi (tsukiyomi.yuhara) is Offline

[21:34] Radio: (TrimBoii Resident) sour deez

[21:34] Radio: (TrimBoii Resident) got alot of crack

[21:34] Radio: (TrimBoii Resident) some heroin

[21:34] Radio: (TrimBoii Resident) shrooms

[21:34] Radio: (TrimBoii Resident) meth

[21:35] Tsukiyomi (tsukiyomi.yuhara) is Online

[21:35] Radio: (TrimBoii Resident) coke

[21:35] Radio: (TrimBoii Resident) and some pills

[21:35] Radio: (TrimBoii Resident) wat ya need

[21:35] Fangs Yifu (ookamiwulf.lemton) is Offline

[21:35] Radio: PILLZ HERE!

[21:35] Mercury: Lost contact: Ookamiwulf Lemton

[21:35] Radio: dis the voice in ya head talkn' get me some of that sticky icky

[21:35] Radio: (TrimBoii Resident) pillz 30 each

[21:36] Radio: (Shizzerk Kostolany) Yo Give me some o' dat grand daddy purp an' some of dat crack an' ah'll give you 500L Don' make me come ova there bitch...

[21:36] Radio: (TrimBoii Resident) ight lets see

[21:36] Radio: (TrimBoii Resident) i got a pound for 600

[21:36] Radio: (TrimBoii Resident) but yu want250 worth crack and 250 worth kush

[21:37] Radio: (Shizzerk Kostolany) Yo yeea , now show me da product and shit.

[21:38] Radio: (TrimBoii Resident) well holup

[21:39] Tsukiyomi (tsukiyomi.yuhara) is Online

[21:39] Radio: (Shizzerk Kostolany) Yo awww nigga thats some pimp-tight sheeit what the Ffff sup now?

[21:40] Radio: (bigloc12 Aboma) ayo cuz let me get the gucci bag

[21:40] Radio: (TrimBoii Resident) so yu anna get it

[21:40] Radio: (TrimBoii Resident) bnd i got yu

[21:41] Mercury: New Ordo contact: Succenturio Acheron Gloom (Astra)

[21:42] Radio: (Acheron Gloom) DO YOU HAVE

[21:42] Radio: (Acheron Gloom) FERTILIZEr

[21:42] Radio: (Incognitustealthy Resident) POLICE, DROP THE DRUGS! HANDS ON YOUR HEADS!

[21:42] Radio: (Shizzerk Kostolany) Yo awww sheeit its da po-po run! what the Ffff sup now?

[21:42] Radio: (Incognitustealthy Resident) YOU BOYS ARE GOING AWAY FOR A LONG TIME

[21:42] Radio: (Incognitustealthy Resident) A LOOOOOONG TIME

[21:42] Radio: (Incognitustealthy Resident) BEST SAY G'BYE TO YOUR BUTTHOLES, BECAUSE THEY GONNA GET /CHANGED/ IN JAIL.

[21:43] Radio: (Acheron Gloom) I DONT HAVE A BUTTHOLE. PWNED.

[21:43] Radio: (TrimBoii Resident) ain no muh fukkin drugs herae

[21:43] Radio: (Incognitustealthy Resident) HQ, this is Unit 237, we got a 187 on an undercover cop, send backup.

[21:43] (COM) chris Poitier: roger

[21:43] Radio: (Incognitustealthy Resident) GET THOSE HANDS UP, YOU COMMUNIST DRUGGIES.

[21:43] Radio: (chris Poitier) GET ON THE GROUND

[21:44] (COM) Krow Ames: Copy and paste the translated version back into the translator.

[21:44] Radio: (Incognitustealthy Resident) NOW THIS IS GONNA GO ONE OF TWO WAYS

[21:44] Radio: (chris Poitier) ON THE GROUND

[21:44] Radio: (Incognitustealthy Resident) EITHER ONE, YOU GO TO JAIL FOR DRUG POSESSION WITH INTENT TO SELL

[21:44] Radio: (Incognitustealthy Resident) OR TWO, WE GET A LI'L SUM-SUM, NAH-MEAN?

[21:44] Radio: (chris Poitier)(1) damage

[21:44] (COM) Krow Ames: Four times, starting with "Would you like a taco?"

[21:44] Radio: (Incognitustealthy Resident) My partner here hasn't had his medicine.

[21:44] (COM) Krow Ames: Yo Yo Yo Yo Would you like uh taco? Don' make me come ova dere beotch.. what da fuq sup now? what 'chew trippin foo' just like mammy.

[21:44] Radio: (TrimBoii Resident) there is n drugs officer

[21:44] Jarl Hollowmengitus Yifu (hollowmengitus.yifu) is Online

[21:44] Acheron Gloom accepted your inventory offer.

[21:44] Radio: (Incognitustealthy Resident) He gonna do bad things if he don't get some MEDICINE from you.

[21:45] Radio: (TrimBoii Resident) no

[21:45] Radio: (Acheron Gloom) he was selling me fertilizer for my crops

[21:45] Radio: (Incognitustealthy Resident) Oh.

[21:45] Radio: (Incognitustealthy Resident) IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

[21:45] Radio: (Incognitustealthy Resident) Well, okay, then.

[21:45] Radio: (TrimBoii Resident) well

[21:45] Radio: (Incognitustealthy Resident) Have a nice day.

[21:45] Radio: (chris Poitier) IM ONE CRAZY MOTHA FfffA!

[21:45] Radio: (Acheron Gloom) can I have my vegetable growth hormones now

[21:45] Radio: (TrimBoii Resident) what kind of medicine you referring to officer

[21:46] Katsushika Hokusai Otsuka (hokusai.otsuka) is Offline

[21:46] Mercury: Lost contact: Hokusai Otsuka

[21:46] Radio: (Kiba Dreamscape) I'll be watching you

[21:46] Mercury: New allied contact (level 1)

Name: Kastrenzo Benelli [ Group: Titan League ] Profile: secondlife:///app/agent/f0b9e72e-dbca-459b-8bf4-e22010217cd9/about

[21:46] Mercury: Lost contact: Kastrenzo Benelli

[21:47] Kanaki J. Hornet (kanaki.hornet) is Online

[21:47] (COM) Incognitustealthy Resident: Attention all personnel. There will be a Whiz Quiz in sixteen hours.

[21:47] Mercury: New hostile contact (level 5)

Name: Lilium Supermarine [ Group: 2142 ] Profile: secondlife:///app/agent/7268106e-88e9-4e12-b08e-5e340b5c681e/about

Time so far on sim today: 0 minutes.

[21:47] (COM) Mercury: Opened CR 5813

[21:48] Mercury: Hostile detected -> Lilium Supermarine

[21:48] Radio: (Lilium Supermarine) hi

[21:48] (COM) Acheron Gloom: [21:43] Acheron Gloom: do u have any growth hormones

[21:44] TrimBoii: nah

[21:44] TrimBoii: soon comin in stock tho

[21:44] TrimBoii: slide me the 500

[21:47] TrimBoii: yu stil wantthe crack nd kush

[21:47] Acheron Gloom: will it make me bigger

[21:47] TrimBoii: yes

[21:48] TrimBoii: ifyu do alot of crack

[21:48] TrimBoii: duh pills efinately will

[21:48] Mercury: Lost contact: Anlysia Gregoire

[21:48] Radio: (Lilium Supermarine) im from space

[21:48] (COM) Aryte Vesperia: LOL

[21:48] Radio: (TrimBoii Resident) hey

[21:48] Radio: (Lilium Supermarine) If you're not a mutli-million dollar hologram

[21:48] Radio: (Lilium Supermarine) can i purchase some weed

[21:48] Radio: (TrimBoii Resident) wanna spend some of dem millions on some kush

[21:49] Radio: (Lilium Supermarine) I do not speak moon runes

[21:49] Radio: (Lilium Supermarine) You will have to elaborate

[21:49] Radio: (TrimBoii Resident) i get hgh i gravitate

[21:49] Radio: (Lilium Supermarine) one time i went on a four story building, i was also really high

[21:49] Radio: (TrimBoii Resident) Loc If Dey say ey police bust dey ass

[21:50] Radio: (Lilium Supermarine) Yes, my home boy. Ffff the police officials.

[21:50] [Ordo] Utility HUD - Collision: Object Owned By:

[21:50] [Ordo] Utility HUD - Collision: Object Owned By:

[21:50] [Ordo] Utility HUD - Collision: Object Owned By:

[21:50] Radio: (Lilium Supermarine) You know, Tupac would be more impressed if you were dual wielding Ak47's.

[21:50] [Ordo] Utility HUD - Collision: Object Owned By:

[21:51] Radio: (TrimBoii Resident) den gime dual wielde aks

[21:51] Radio: (Lilium Supermarine) I'm from 1950's space.

[21:51] Radio: (Lilium Supermarine) I do not have such technology

[21:52] Radio: (TrimBoii Resident) they were made before 1900s

[21:52] (COM) Aryte Vesperia: LOL

[21:52] Radio: Ak-47.. made in 1947... you do ~

[21:52] Radio: (Lilium Supermarine) IM FROM SPACE

[21:52] Kastrenzo Benelli is Online

[21:52] Radio: (Lilium Supermarine) HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO THE MOON GHETTO

[21:52] Radio: (Lilium Supermarine) DONT Ffff WITH ME

[21:52] (COM) Acheron Gloom: AK-1847

[21:53] Radio: (Lilium Supermarine) Actually, mister radio. Dual wielding AK47's wasn't invented until brazil, which wasn't invented until 2004.

[21:54] Radio: touché

[21:54] Radio: (Lilium Supermarine) You know you should join my Military, Phoenix Embers 2. We have exploding footballs that fire from our forearms.

[21:54] Hollowmengitus Yifu (Channel 1): r

[21:54] Radio: But you can't use your hands in soccer, that's not allowed.

[21:55] Radio: (Lilium Supermarine) There is nothing against forearms in the rules.

[21:55] Radio: (bigloc12 Aboma) ayo cuz

[21:55] Radio: A little birdie told me ya'll bes clear out before the 5-0 merk ya ass

[21:55] (COM) Acheron Gloom: [21:50] TrimBoii: gimme 500l$ for this transaction

[21:54] TrimBoii: I

[21:54] TrimBoii: L

[21:54] TrimBoii: L

[21:54] TrimBoii: T

[21:54] TrimBoii: H

[21:54] TrimBoii: R

[21:54] TrimBoii: O

[21:54] TrimBoii: W

[21:54] TrimBoii: I

[21:54] TrimBoii: N

[21:54] TrimBoii: A

[21:54] TrimBoii: IL THRO IN A FREE WEED PLANT IF YU GET DIS FOR 500

[21:55] Radio: (Lilium Supermarine) What did you say about my mother.

[21:55] Radio: (TrimBoii Resident) W

[21:55] Radio: (TrimBoii Resident) U

[21:55] Radio: (TrimBoii Resident) S

[21:55] Radio: (TrimBoii Resident) S

[21:55] Radio: (TrimBoii Resident) G

[21:55] Radio: (TrimBoii Resident) SD

[21:55] Radio: (bigloc12 Aboma) man get out my face son

[21:56] Radio: (Lilium Supermarine) Bitch dont be talking that shit in my hood bitch do you know who i am bitch im the goddamn moon king pin bitch i will cut you

[21:56] Radio: (TrimBoii Resident) AY CUZ YU AIN EVEN GOTTUH TALK JUS SPARK

[21:56] Radio: (bigloc12 Aboma) fuc ur hood

[21:56] Radio: (Lilium Supermarine) Going to get cut

[21:56] Radio: (Lilium Supermarine) From the team.

[21:56] Radio: (bigloc12 Aboma) sl g

[21:56] Radio: (bigloc12 Aboma) get out my face

[21:57] Radio: (Lilium Supermarine) you sent me three feet to the left

[21:57] Radio: (Lilium Supermarine) i am so hurt :(

[21:57] Radio: (Lilium Supermarine) yo my homie

[21:57] Radio: (Lilium Supermarine) back up off me

[21:57] Andri Nesiote (andriste.nesiote) is Offline

[21:57] Mercury: Lost contact: Andriste Nesiote

[21:57] Kanaki J. Hornet (kanaki.hornet) is Offline

[21:57] Radio: (Lilium Supermarine) and you're being reported to the cyber police!!!

[21:58] Radio: (Lilium Supermarine) THATS IT

[21:58] Radio: (Lilium Supermarine) MOON DRIVE BY

[21:58] Mercury: Lost contact: TrimBoii Resident

[21:58] Mercury: Lost contact: bigloc12 Aboma

[21:58] Radio: (Lilium Supermarine) DONT COME TALKIN THAT SHIT IN MY HOOD

[21:58] Radio: Well played, mah nigga.

[21:58] Radio: (Lilium Supermarine) Word.

[21:59] Radio: this is voice #2 talking, well done

[or10nsharkfin]

[OI] Kurama Bingyi: New game time.

[OI] Kurama Bingyi: Recommend me something cheap but good

Panzerdraco: What sort of games do you like.

Panzerdraco: Would you be willing to try something experimental?

[OI] Kurama Bingyi: I'm willing to experiment

Panzerdraco: How far.

Panzerdraco: Tell me about your current comfort zone.

[OI] Kurama Bingyi: ...

Panzerdraco: GAMING IS SERIOUS BUSINESS KURAMA.

[OI] Kurama Bingyi: Can't tell if coming on to me, or...

[Tsume Xiao]

[17:02] (COM) Tsume Xiao: Also Dresden.

[17:03] (COM) Tsume Xiao: Kaska doesn't Q_Q

[17:03] (COM) Tsume Xiao: He Д_Д's

[17:03] (COM) Azimuth Summerwind: looool

[Riff Petrov]

[21:53] Radio: (Jason Backer) You have a big body but a very tiny head!

[21:53] Radio: (macrayd Resident) sorry no speeak inglish

[21:54] Radio: (Jason Backer) No speako el gringo?

[21:54] Radio: You're awfully short for M. Bison, Jason :P

[21:54] Radio: (macrayd Resident) no hehe

[21:54] Radio: (Jason Backer) I am 6ft 4 in SL

[21:54] Radio: (Jason Backer) Everyone else is just tall

[21:54] Radio: (macrayd Resident) nao te entendo

[21:54] Radio: (macrayd Resident) desculpa

[21:54] Radio: Congrats, I'm 5'3" in SL

[21:54] Radio: (Jason Backer) 6ft 2

[21:55] Radio: (Jason Backer) here

[21:55] Radio: (macrayd Resident) nai tenho tradutor

[21:55] Radio: (macrayd Resident) tranlator

[21:55] Radio: (Jason Backer) mac

[21:55] Radio: (macrayd Resident) translator

[21:55] Radio: (Jason Backer) why do you attack the ordos

[21:55] Radio: (Jason Backer) you could be best friends

[21:55] Radio: (Jason Backer) the imperator is a very nice man

[21:55] Radio: (Jason Backer) and he likes Brazilians

[21:56] Radio: (macrayd Resident) rs

[21:56] Radio: (Jason Backer) Infact you should apply

[21:56] Radio: (Jason Backer) Here you go

[21:56] Radio: (Jason Backer) http://firefoxinc.net/ordo/app.php

[21:56] Radio: (macrayd Resident) voce tem tradutor ???

[Riff Petrov]

Jason has blessed us this night.

[22:07] Jason Backer: Look at the soft and cuddly ordo

[22:07] Jason Backer: They will be your friends now

[22:08] Achtai CoronetAchtai Coronet hisses

[22:08] macrayd: kakaka

[22:08] macrayd: helo

[22:08] macrayd: my friends

[22:08] Jason Backer: Achtai said he wants to BE YOUR BEST FRIEND

[22:08] Achtai CoronetAchtai Coronet hisses!!! "I A GIRL! MEANIE HEAD NOW YOU OWE MEH CATNIPS!"

[22:09] macrayd: here in the ordo you can fly?

[22:09] Jason Backer: Yes

[22:09] Jason Backer: They wear magic things called planes

[22:09] Jason Backer: and they pew pew pew from the sky

[22:09] Jason Backer: it is really cool

[22:09] macrayd: because ?

[22:09] Jason Backer: because they can!!!

[22:10] Jason Backer: Hokusai probably wants a hug

[22:10] Jason Backer: would you like to hug?

[22:10] macrayd: here is different in other lands there are many things that are not allowed, but you respect them when they attack you?

[22:10] Hokusai Otsuka: No I'm good

[22:11] Hokusai Otsuka: But I'll take all the cell phones you can find. Shinier the better.

[22:11] Jason Backer: Riff will hug you if Hokusai won't