Faril Iredell Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Since we have no real predators other then the occasional giant fucking snake in the Amazon and giant golf course Alligators, I have compiled a list of things that help to thin the reproducing human population.1. ATVs and Dirtbikes2. Chinese and Russian automobiles3. 4 way stops4. One-way streets near bars.5. World of Warcraft6. Fireworks7. Alcohol and Fireworks8. Street bikes9. Car surfing10. Carlos Mencia (he has to cause infertility somehow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorFox Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 11. Anime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Streleks Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 12. Eye Korobase.It's either natural selection or a failure on humanities part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorFox Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 12. Eye Korobase.It's either natural selection or a failure on humanities part."Eye Korobase" is a pretty suitable substitute for "Aspergers syndrome," which similarly prevents reproduction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capn Robonaught Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 I am guilty of doing #1 and rolling it at 30 MPH and doing #5 for 2 years. =( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygna Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 13. Heart Disease Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Streleks Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 "Eye Korobase" is a pretty suitable substitute for "Aspergers syndrome," which similarly prevents reproduction.He's what happens when Aspergers Syndrome becomes natural selection. I have it myself and I'm not half as retarded as that kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jester Spearmann Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 14. Sekonda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygna Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 14. SekondaThis was Jester's 666th post.... It must mean something!For proof screenshot attached. :| Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emma Roy Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 15. War Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheeso Szydlowska Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 (edited) 16. Communism Edited April 4, 2009 by Cheeso Szydlowska Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xegras Xue Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 16. CommunismI resent that remark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorFox Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 15. War...Didn't the baby boom immediately follow WWII? :eyeroll: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agares Tretiak Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 16. North Korea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aryte Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 17. Furries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jester Spearmann Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 18. Aryte19. The Praetorian Guard20. Agares Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trevor Russell Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 21. This thread *dies* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DamionStJames Webb Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 "Eye Korobase" is a pretty suitable substitute for "Aspergers syndrome," which similarly prevents reproduction.But I have aspbergers.......Didn't the baby boom immediately follow WWII? :eyeroll:And yes it did. alot of men were so worried that they were going to die when they came home and returned to their wives their poor unfortunate wives were subjected to much sexing by people that'd been denied action of that sort for a few years - or had experimented with the other side of the barrel as they say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lestat Umarov Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 22. Communism. Because saying it once isn't enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rei Kuhr Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 23. Gunau. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desereck Creeggan Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 24. Cheeso Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunau Sodwind Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 25. The fact that i slept with all your mothers 18+ years ago and am your biological father. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
