Rygads Hax Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 So I'm sitting in my business math class and I've been holding a fart for like 45+ minutes. I sit next to a hot girl and I don't know what to do. HELP! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyphre Iredell Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Run boy, run!Disperse the trail as soon as possible! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorFox Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Fart really loudly directly at her and when she looks at you, just smile like this She will go crazy and make out with you forever.Also you should wear a suit to business math just because it's business math. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aryte Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 I can't believe I reinvited you, rofl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lupus Mielziner Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 you should have asked casue its bussiness math, what kind of chances you got to land on the hot cick without making a fool out of you and maybe with a intresting preformance of the deacher and disillusion for you casue the % chance , she get intrest just for the way you indirect asked her with that question and if it hasnt worked at least you would made the others in the class giggle and get some attention at least XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crash Silverfall Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Depends if the hot girl got a Bf allready Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ribena Homewood Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 1 -> IF SHE'S TAKENstep 1) hold in the fart.step 2) phone the mafia, order a hit on the boyfriend. tell them to phone you when the hit's done.step 3) WAIT FOR PHONECALL.step 4) don't force the fart out, fart out gradually, piece by piece. think of a sing and try to fart it out if it helps you.step 5) get the phonecall.step 6) ask if she minds people farting.step 7) if no, change seats. :| if yes, fart for the hell of it to make her lol.step 8) ???step 9) ... ???step 10) PROFIT!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygna Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Dude, take it from me. If you don't plan on taking her out for drinks this semester, let it rip. Chances are you'll never see her again anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crash Silverfall Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Dude, take it from me. If you don't plan on taking her out for drinks this semester, let it rip. Chances are you'll never see her again anyway.INTUS THE LOVEMASTER \o/ LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayce Iredell Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Wow this is probably a gambler fart so if you do let that one go make sure its only gaseous matter, and not something else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agares Tretiak Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Ingest roses and cream. Hopefully, your flatulence will produce a sweet, flowery scent that appeases her senses, if not your lack of bowel control. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kynnaria Merlin Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Ingest roses and cream. Hopefully, your flatulence will produce a sweet, flowery scent that appeases her senses, if not your lack of bowel control.BERRIES AND CREAM, BERRIES AND CREAM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kytec Switchblade Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 just slightly elevate one cheek towards someone ugly, squeeze it out really slowly and silently, then look at said ugly person in disgust and move away, then whisper to the hot chick "some people :\" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorFox Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 just slightly elevate one cheek towards someone ugly, squeeze it out really slowly and silently, then look at said ugly person in disgust and move away, then whisper to the hot chick "some people :\"Smooth as hell Kytec, smooth as hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zero Itamae Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Only it wouldn't be a chick for Kytec. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endra Ashbourne Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Nah. Kytec is bi. Totally bi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
