Jayce Iredell Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 I dunno, they both contain the word ass, so either or. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Backer Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 Setting phasers to fail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sera Otoro Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 Y'know, it just dawned on me the other day that the imperial nature of our hypothetical government structure would explain the vast diversity of appearances and species seen in our group, as our empire would span over many, many planets, including a planet with Kani foxes as the dominant species.I tried to imagine a planet full of Kani foxes but in doing so, I managed to develop diabetes and contract HIV.you didnt have to imagine, just go to 2142 and there you go...we really need to get into some form of combat with these guys... would seem like a lot of fun... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorFox Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 you didnt have to imagine, just go to 2142 and there you go...we really need to get into some form of combat with these guys... would seem like a lot of fun...I'm suddenly rather enthralled with the idea of getting to roleplay an honest to God Star Trek villain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Backer Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 I'm suddenly rather enthralled with the idea of getting to roleplay an honest to God Star Trek villain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sera Otoro Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 hmm... this has gotten me thinking... i wonder how diablos would have taken all of this...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayce Iredell Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 Hahahahahahaha, yesss.The unfortunate thing is its a mainland sim and combat would be very very CQC in the parcelled ship they have where you need to use the turbolift(teleporters) to get around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gulliver Carpool Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 I wonder if they go to 1930's Chicago RP sims to fight them. Or if we should have a brain-in-a-tank style objective for them to capture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inoue Katsu Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 Setting phasers to failI hate you, for some reason reading that made me snort out the soda i was just drinking .. and i'm at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agares Tretiak Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 You know Zrazor. We should go and crush a few of them. SMALL ORDO RAID KILLS 2/3rds OF THE VESSEL CREW AND THE ATTACKERS WALK OUT. FUBAR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jester Spearmann Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 what sim :O/>http://slurl.com/secondlife/Sonogno/69/131/2003 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorFox Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 You know Zrazor. We should go and crush a few of them. SMALL ORDO RAID KILLS 2/3rds OF THE VESSEL CREW AND THE ATTACKERS WALK OUT. FUBAR.Man, you and I could clear out an Intrepid class by ourselves easy. We'd just sort of mosey around stepping out of the way of red phaser beams and throwing bullets and grenades all over the place for a while before stumbling across the engineering bay and turning off life support for the whole ship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jester Spearmann Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 We'd just sort of mosey around stepping out of the way of red phaser beams and throwing bullets and grenades all over the place for a while before stumbling across the engineering bay and turning off life support for the whole ship. Phaser beams are not always red. some of them are orange then there are also disruptors which are green, but you also have to contend with the fact that the computer systems are locked out with voiceprint command codes. Doors and turbolifts can be locked out. then the ship also has a self destruct to prevent it being taken over which is essentially the warp core overloading and blowing the ship to hell the system is of course also voice printed but restricted to the captain and the XO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trinity Heckroth Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 Phaser beams are not always red. some of them are orange then there are also disruptors which are green, but you also have to contend with the fact that the computer systems are locked out with voiceprint command codes. Doors and turbolifts can be locked out. then the ship also has a self destruct to prevent it being taken over which is essentially the warp core overloading and blowing the ship to hell the system is of course also voice printed but restricted to the captain and the XOColor is irrelevant, they are all equally heretical. Doors and turbo lifts are subject to being blown apart by our breach charges and circumvented with our grappling hooks. And if two of our members caused the captain to self destruct the ship, well, that's a net gain in my book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jester Spearmann Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 Color is irrelevant, they are all equally heretical. Doors and turbo lifts are subject to being blown apart by our breach charges and circumvented with our grappling hooks. And if two of our members caused the captain to self destruct the ship, well, that's a net gain in my book. >:| Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trinity Heckroth Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 >:|Also; ISD > Enterprise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agares Tretiak Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 Sever the computer core. With an explosive plasma shot that turned it into base elements. Then proceed to systematically annihilate the crew, working from the engineering/secondary bridge, upwards, being certain that any redundant support and primary systems are disabled, destroyed, or turned to our favor. If we took a Frumentarii member with us, we could have a powerful psyker on our side, meaning that the captain or XO could be forced to be under our thrall if necessary. My greatest concern would be that I'd hit my head on any low doorway or crawlspace. Lukicly, this is why carrying a small, fuzzy, barely medicated psychotic Zrazor would come in handy. Zrazor, we could sever the primary power conduits, and rig the secondaries to blow out if the bridge tried to assume any sort of control of the warp core. Anyway. We'd rape Starfleet. Disruptors are for pussies, and Klingons are wusses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trinity Heckroth Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 We're orbiting uranus, searching for klingons. lololol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jester Spearmann Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 I refuse to get into this any further. GL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeMurdock McMillan Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 GIVE ME A GEARor a Assault suitand i'll give you a destroyed star trek ship and LOTS AND LOTS OF DEAD PEOPLE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiridates Mikadze Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 We could crush them with Fluff population alone. Fluff wise, Ordo's armed forces number in the tens of billions, a moderately sized Imperial Invasion Fleet can literally block out the sun, and the landing craft release a veritable deluge of zealot-soldiers ready to die for their Imperator and his Empire. In addition, given the Imperial nature of our society, we can draw conscripts from a civillian population numbering in the trillions (Fluff est. is around 23 trillion Imperial Subjects, counting military personnel).Anyway, all we would really have to do is capture Dilithium mining facilities and they would be forced into a position of compromise, since Dilithium cannot be made by Replicator technologies (last I knew). In ship to ship, our efforts would be focused on exploiting passages like the jeffries tubes, in order to gain access to structural support fields, gravity, etc.In the case we needed to destroy a ship, we can aim a massive magnetic distortion at their anti-matter generator, and cause it to collapse. Mind you, the magnitude of such a field would mean having to destroy or bypass their shields first, and would probably require some sort of damage to the magnetic shielding around the generator core itself....I know way too much about Star Trek ;_; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyphre Iredell Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 Our point-singularity weapons will BLOT OUT THE SUN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorFox Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 I'm gonna just go in there and cut everyone in half with my lightsaber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xang Xiao Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 I checked the place out. I was hoping it would be an actual ship like the VVV. Seems like it is just a bunch of boxes in the sky although the texture/theme were spot on. Fun stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sera Otoro Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 zrazor and agares, you are both forbidden to go forth with your plans... that is unless you take me with you... :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...