RazorFox Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Esteemed members of the Ordo Imperialis,It is with utmost respect and regret that I must announce my resignation from your ranks. I have been feeling increasingly disillusioned with conditions within the Ordo for quite some time for numerous reasons, many of them deeply personal, some of them political, all of them disheartening to me, and as these reasons and feelings compound, I have found it necessary to step down from my position and remove myself from the group.I know this comes as a shock to many of you who are close to me and used to working with me as I'm normally quite forward with my zealous, jingoistic rhettoric and mindset, but in these past months, that line of thinking is just becoming increasingly difficult to maintain and I am finding that I simply cannot continue doing this. The strain on my heart and mind have simply become too much to bear.In recent weeks, I've been secretly rekindling old friendships with Christoph and many of my other former comrades in Vanguard, and my disillusionment with Ordo has been compounded by the increasing desire to go back home where I belong, to fight alongside the people I belong with. All I've said and done against Vanguard has been forgiven and I am being welcomed back into their ranks with a K-1 (Brigadegeneral) rank. Unlike Ordo, which I feel is stagnating, Vanguard is growing explosively and being increasingly welcomed back into the community. I intend to put myself in a position allowing me to ride the crest of that wave and help Vanguard build a better military community. Contrary to popular belief within Ordo, Christoph is not really the despotic, lying sycophant that his detractors make him out to be. He really does uphold these positive, constructive sentiments and I intend to support him in his endeavors. He is, and will remain my Führer.To those of you that this hurts, I cannot apologize enough. You've been wonderful to me during my time in Ordo and I can only hope that you all take consolation in the fact that I had Reese's for breakfast. Yes, I know you may be thinking "What? Candy? For breakfast?" But it's not candy, it's Reese's Peanut Butter Puffs! A blast of peanut butter and chocolate in every bite! Reese's, it's candy, for breakfast!P.S.: Check your calendars. <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scientific Waffle Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aryte Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Lame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyphre Iredell Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 ¬_¬ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorFox Posted April 1, 2010 Author Share Posted April 1, 2010 Fun fact: April Fools' Day essentially originates in Middle Ages France, during a time when New Year's Day was celebrated over the course of a week beginning on March 25th and ending on April 1st. During this time, January 1st started to become the accepted date of the new year, and so people who still celebrated the holiday in the spring were considered old-fashioned and generally ridiculed in humorous ways. This eventually became customary and extended to the de-facto holiday of practical jokery we now celebrate. It's also my favorite holiday next to Mardis Gras. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crash Silverfall Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 D: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sera Otoro Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 although i didnt really believe it when i first saw it, this is for making the attempt... *shoots zrazor in the nose* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygna Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 :D LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroNightmare Kaventipovic Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Curses my attempt to start a coup d'etat for Insidiae CO failed >:C Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murcielago Neox Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 I'd tell you that this was semi-cruel and uncool, but I suppose you will realize that once I get my hands on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorFox Posted April 1, 2010 Author Share Posted April 1, 2010 I'd tell you that this was semi-cruel and uncool, but I suppose you will realize that once I get my hands on you.I'm just carrying the torch of tradition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vegna Fouroux Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 hahaha..bastard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorFox Posted April 1, 2010 Author Share Posted April 1, 2010 hahaha..bastardAnd good ol' Vegna pops out of the woodwork for this momentous occasion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vegna Fouroux Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 I wrote a story too, you're in it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorFox Posted April 1, 2010 Author Share Posted April 1, 2010 Vegna I love your signature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vegna Fouroux Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 FINE FINE JUST IGNORE THE FACT THAT I WROTE A STORY.FUCKER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorFox Posted April 1, 2010 Author Share Posted April 1, 2010 FINE FINE JUST IGNORE THE FACT THAT I WROTE A STORY.FUCKER.WAIT DID YOU FINISH IT?Oooooh, new one. *readz* :3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vegna Fouroux Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 WELL...NOCHECK THE LITERATURE SECTIONYES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ribena Homewood Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 Bastard.Everybody knows that I have the habit of taking the TL;DR approach to things. I was even going to send you a message until I saw the "check your calenders" comment at the end. Just caught my eye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorFox Posted April 10, 2010 Author Share Posted April 10, 2010 Bastard.Everybody knows that I have the habit of taking the TL;DR approach to things. I was even going to send you a message until I saw the "check your calenders" comment at the end. Just caught my eye.Eight days after the fact, no less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ribena Homewood Posted April 11, 2010 Share Posted April 11, 2010 Eight days after the fact, no less. :| Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorFox Posted April 12, 2010 Author Share Posted April 12, 2010 :|<3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...