Quotes of Win

[George Reisman]

kakaka

[Aryte]

[18:26] Radio: (MercutioRochavi Resident) god very god ordo combatents. I myself do not do it accurately. if there is only talking quizerem combat

[18:26] Radio: (MercutioRochavi Resident) god very god combatents ordo. I myself not to do it accurately. if there is only talking quizerem combat

[18:26] Radio: (MercutioRochavi Resident) god very god ordo combatents. I myself do not do it accurately. if there is only talking quizerem comba

[18:26] Radio: (MercutioRochavi Resident) god very god combatents ordo. I myself not to do it accurately. if there is only talking quizerem combo

[SalemAdams Wobbit]

Translator much?

[Tsume Xiao]

[20:16] Kaska Czarny: My rawr is gayer than yours!

[Riff Petrov]

[10:37] starax Sadofsky: come help us at titan mate

[10:37] Riff Petrov: wat

[10:39] starax Sadofsky: screw ordo

[10:39] starax Sadofsky: they need a spank

[10:39] Riff Petrov: Do you realize who you're speaking to?

[10:41] starax Sadofsky: easy

[10:41] Riff Petrov: mmmmmmmm spank me harrrrrd

[10:43] starax Sadofsky: well now were pullin out

[CrescentSnow]

[10:37] starax Sadofsky: come help us at titan mate

[10:37] Riff Petrov: wat

[10:39] starax Sadofsky: screw ordo

[10:39] starax Sadofsky: they need a spank

[10:39] Riff Petrov: Do you realize who you're speaking to?

[10:41] starax Sadofsky: easy

[10:41] Riff Petrov: mmmmmmmm spank me harrrrrd

[10:43] starax Sadofsky: well now were pullin out

lol!

[Tsume Xiao]

[20:54] Radio: (Raylor Sabra) also tell tsume that listing grain on rounds is a little extreme XD

[20:54] Radio: (Aryte Vesperia) You clearly don't know Tsume.

[Achtai]

[15:12:18] Xoza Tyron: (Saved Tue May 01 15:27:45 2012)

[14:19:35] (COM) Riff Petrov: Need 5 more for a New Rome raid.

[14:19:58] (COM) Xoza Tyron: Astra Pilot LFG

[14:20:07] (COM) Riff Petrov: Nevermind. Their numbers just dropped.

[14:20:09] (COM) Carrious Darbyshire: HEalers only.

[14:20:15] (COM) Xoza Tyron: Damn it!

[Tsume Xiao]

[19:14] Carrious Darbyshire: Asian people eat cats.

[19:15] Carrious Darbyshire: Remember this.

[19:15] Tsume Xiao: Wow.

[19:15] Carrious Darbyshire: I'm asian. Not cat-level yet, but soon.

[19:15] Carrious Darbyshire: Soon.

[19:15] Kurama Bingyi: We do? I never knew this.

[19:15] Carrious Darbyshire: We do, Kurama.

[19:15] Carrious Darbyshire: Have you eaten the dog, yet?

[19:16] Carrious Darbyshire: I've gotten to Dog level. Not yet cat.

[George Reisman]

[23:02] Kanika's nipples whispers: Krow Ames pinches Kanika Parnass' nipples...

[or10nsharkfin]

[19:14] Aryte Vesperia: Good jerb. :d

[19:16] Captain Fish Sticks (kurama.bingyi): ER MER GERD

[19:17] Captain Fish Sticks (kurama.bingyi): WHET BURRURT

[19:18] Aryte Vesperia: wow

[19:18] Aryte Vesperia takes it back.

[19:18] Captain Fish Sticks (kurama.bingyi): :<

[19:18] Captain Fish Sticks (kurama.bingyi): Y U BE TAKING MAH BURRURT

[Arokh Takakura]

My partner, who has no experiences with the SLMC.

[22:54:02] Arokh: I don't know how they're doing that

[22:54:04] Arokh: XD

[22:54:32] khranok: xD

[22:54:59] Arokh: synergy!

[22:55:12] khranok: KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[22:55:19] Arokh: what are you, brazillian

[22:55:20] Arokh: ?

[22:55:24] khranok: jejejee

[22:55:28] Arokh: LOL

[Rei Kuhr]

Kristian Kit (YIFF) : Okay, on my way

[06:49] Global COM: Kristian Kit (YIFF) : okay funny

[06:50] Global COM: Rei Kuhr (Chronus) : Why are you in yiff?

[06:50] Radio: (Dresden Xaris) Oh, I like that club Kristian

[Agares Tretiak]

Dear god.

[Aryte]

[23:30] Disembodied Hand: unless it was 2 bros

[23:30] Marcus Tinamou: w/e just video tape it and put it on redtube then

[23:30] Disembodied Hand: arytes not interested

[23:30] Aryte Vesperia: LOL

[23:30] Disembodied Hand: and I need like

[23:30] Aryte Vesperia: Wtf Dis

[23:30] Disembodied Hand: 6 more drinks

[23:30] Disembodied Hand: for that to happen

[23:30] Disembodied Hand: ;p

[Deadmon]

THAT WAS ALMOST AS QUICK AS IT TOOK MARCUS TO FINISH

[Marcus Tinamou]

[23:30] Disembodied Hand: unless it was 2 bros

[23:30] Marcus Tinamou: w/e just video tape it and put it on redtube then

[23:30] Disembodied Hand: arytes not interested

[23:30] Aryte Vesperia: LOL

[23:30] Disembodied Hand: and I need like

[23:30] Aryte Vesperia: Wtf Dis

[23:30] Disembodied Hand: 6 more drinks

[23:30] Disembodied Hand: for that to happen

[23:30] Disembodied Hand: ;p

THAT WAS ALMOST AS QUICK AS IT TOOK MARCUS TO FINISH

Dis is a cruel and callous lover.

[Riff Petrov]

[17:48] George Reisman: ALSO

[17:48] George Reisman: I WATCHED YOU

[17:48] George Reisman: YOU'RE KICKING SOME BOOTY

[17:49] George Reisman: I FEEL LIKE I AM KICKING BOOTY THROUGH YOU

[17:49] George Reisman: YOU ARE A VESSEL THROUGH WHICH I FLOW

[17:49] George Reisman: LIKE A TOILET

[or10nsharkfin]

wtf

[Huttser]

[02:11] Huttser Ishelwood: Please be advised then, that this is an active LL damage area and combat is ongoing. There is a high possibility that you will be fired upon and shot if you leave the HUB area,

[02:11] Papozzo Miami: no worry i have a hard skin

[02:11] Papozzo Miami: im Greek

[02:12] Papozzo Miami: you eject em?

[02:12] Huttser Ishelwood: No, you got shot.

[BlackSergal]

You should have replied with "Today Titan, Tomorrow the EU"

[Arokh Takakura]

Oh economical burn!

[Hokusai Otsuka]

[2012/05/18 23:19] The Unnamed has begun an IM session with you.

[2012/05/18 23:19] The Unnamed: Titan closed or something

[2012/05/18 23:20] Hokusai Otsuka: Yeah, Ordo day off

[2012/05/18 23:20] The Unnamed: ... Why.

[2012/05/18 23:20] The Unnamed: Aryte out of town again? o_o

[2012/05/18 23:20] Hokusai Otsuka: Because we usually take the last day of the last weekend of the month off.

[2012/05/18 23:20] Hokusai Otsuka: Aryte's here.

[2012/05/18 23:20] The Unnamed: But...why close the sim

[2012/05/18 23:20] The Unnamed: That's...dumb.

[2012/05/18 23:21] Hokusai Otsuka: Because training can still be held.

[2012/05/18 23:21] The Unnamed: But you can do that anyway

[2012/05/18 23:21] Hokusai Otsuka: It's a day off with no uniforms. We log the sim so the people who want to dick around on Titan can.

[2012/05/18 23:21] The Unnamed: But that's... the entire opposite point of being in amilitary sim

[2012/05/18 23:21] The Unnamed just blinks

[2012/05/18 23:22] Hokusai Otsuka: It's Ordo's day off, sim is locked so we can be complete jack asses. It keeps people from going OH WE'RE GOING TO GO ATTACK ORDOUGH!

[2012/05/18 23:22] Hokusai Otsuka: Because damage stays off.

[2012/05/18 23:22] Hokusai Otsuka: on rather.

[2012/05/18 23:22] The Unnamed: I just don't get the point of a 'day off' when can just be somewhere else.

[2012/05/18 23:25] Hokusai Otsuka: It's the entire Ordo's day off. One day a month. We closed the sim. It's a day off because some times we as an entire group wants to take a break.

[2012/05/18 23:25] The Unnamed: So just don't be on sim. o.o It's what normal people do.

[2012/05/18 23:26] Hokusai Otsuka: AS AN ENTIRE GROUP

[2012/05/18 23:26] Hokusai Otsuka: Anyone can log off and go somewhere else if they want

[2012/05/18 23:26] The Unnamed: ... They can't normally?

[2012/05/18 23:27] Hokusai Otsuka: Look at it like this. It's like a 24 hour walmart closing for Christmas because they "CAN"

[2012/05/18 23:27] The Unnamed: Totally not the same

[2012/05/18 23:28] Hokusai Otsuka: It is. But we do it every month.

[2012/05/18 23:28] The Unnamed: Walmart pays its employees, who HAVE to come to work.

[2012/05/18 23:28] The Unnamed: If they're scheduled, they HAVE to come

[2012/05/18 23:28] The Unnamed: Unless Ordo pay their members and give them a time schedule

[2012/05/18 23:28] The Unnamed: Not the same.

[2012/05/18 23:28] Hokusai Otsuka: Okay, I'm done here. When you've recovered from your brain trama let me know.

[2012/05/18 23:28] The Unnamed: Not my fault that system is dumb D:<

[2012/05/18 23:29] Hokusai Otsuka: IT'S NOT THE SYSTEM THAT'S DUMB

[2012/05/18 23:29] The Unnamed has begun an IM session with you.

[2012/05/18 23:29] The Unnamed: People then? D:

[2012/05/18 23:29] The Unnamed: "We're too dumb to take a personal day."?

[2012/05/18 23:29] The Unnamed: xD

Never has my brain hurt so much. D:

[Larry Furlough]

I keep picturing myself filling out a W-2 for "Ordo Imperialis Incorporated" now.

[SalemAdams Wobbit]

@Hokusai: Wow...just...wow. Why can't people think that one day out of the entire month, the entire group takes a breather. I personally find it helpful in the way that, at least for me, lowers burnout and has me concentrate more on other projects, either personal or Ordo-related.

Edited May 19, 2012 by SalemAdams Wobbit