Agares Tretiak

A few other pointers: - If asked where you are from, it's best to answer "Lower levels of Necromunda". This goes especially for anyone carrying a length pipe and doesn't look like plumber. - Do not make eye contact. Especially with Praetorians. It's sign of aggression. It's best to back away, looking down, or to the side, with your tail between your legs. - Lock. Your. Doors. - While personal protection can offer a sense of security, if mugged, do what the mugger requests. Find the nearest Curia rep, afterward and report the theft. - Make certain your life insurance is in order, before crossing a street. - Do not, ever, take up any sort of bet with any sort of person on the street. You will lose. You will have cider in your ear. - Neither a lender nor a borrower be, and this above all things, first to the Imperator be true: And thus as follows, like night unto day, you cannot be false unto any man. - Don't drink the water from the tap. And be careful with local salads. - Puff, but do not inhale. Further instructions can be located after a payment of 15L$ for the full guide book.

Happy birthday people!

Oh yeah? How about I crush your pencilneck, tiny furry animal! D:<

Oh crap! I can't I believe I missed this. Happy belated birthday, both of you!

I disagree with you, Zrazor.

Saint Cyrill wrote the alphabet, supposedly, and spread it around through the Eastern church. That's the short version.

Hi!

NO. So I don't go treading on toes prematurely.

My ambiguity serves a purpose, Mr. Russell. Aside from being obscure, I mean.

Happy birthday, Zrazor. ...may you burn in a thousand hells, you tiny little...minuscule...heretic. <3

You know, I've given a lot of thought tot his issue, in the past, and I have a proposal I could detail out. It'd be a bit more detailed on the distribution and such, but... might be good?

<_< I can tell you Praetorians get them? :D?

I'm not a show-boater. D:<

No, you're not.

I am a Buddhist Metanoian Stoic, with some classical humanism and northern European humanism thrown in there.

This is my story, harken ye young and innocent! I was once a newbie. This state, while deplorable and pathetic, is a state that afflicts all of us, at some point in time. As a newbie, I immediately began designing weapons and military equipment: My erstwhile intent to bring war across the grid and conquer it absolutely. Obviously I was missing something: An army. Enter Grey Nolder, stage left, and Tiridates Stage right. We immediately began raiding everything that moved with our tiny little military, Black Wing. While our efforts were brave, our tactics solid, our experience with SL militarism was woefully small. We attacked but the AN in Tethys, and the Venuma Coalition. I recall someone (no names will be stated) shouting in Venuma "Who the fuck are these guys and why are they wearing freebie shields?" And then being shoot. A lot. Fast forward a few years. My grandiose plans of conquest were squashed and I was happily building all manner of cool things in another world, when Grey get's involved with The Ordo. Shortly afterwards, I start visiting base and checking stuff out, including the movie filming. Shortly afterwards, a certain person goes apeshit and returns the whole build and Tiri and I, unbidden, begin building a temporary fortification along with Grey Nolder. This in turn becomes the circumstances by which I volunteer my services to build a new base, the ruined village sim. It was our first design, and well recieved. Cut to me joining th eOrdo and entering Terra's Levitas, rising to E-3 over time. Enter our second sim design, the Imperial City. Originally, designed to have been part of a dual sim layout, the second sim never arrived. :( HOWEVER, during the imperial city era, was when I had my chance to join the Guard, fter a series of trials and an interview, I received my commission in the Praetorian Guard. And the rest is history. The end.

I have some tasks for those of us bored and looking for a challenge.

I remember raiding Tethys... before I joined the Ordo. Hahaha.

It was poorly designed, ill-suited to it's task, and it's prim count was monstrous. Furthermore, It always struck me as a security liability, rather than an asset. That said, it did have some nice conceptual features. Namely, a lounge.

I don't. It was horrid. However, a lounge would be nice.

Me too!...lots of writing to do yet. >_<

I mean within in the context of some how passing on their genetic material to another generation. Yeeeesh. You people and your minds.

A frightening prospect for the human race, that these two have survived another year to possibly procreate. Happy Birthday, guys!

YAY