RazorFox

My grill.

Since we're throwing bladed things into the mix, I've got a replica Fairbairn-Sykes commando knife, a Ka-Bar with a drop point (discontinued model now, apparently), and a Paul Chen daisho (matching katana and wakizashi set). I've got a coupke of other assorted knives and fantasy nick-nacks laying around too, but those aren't good for much. During my teenage years, I put together kind of an obscenely large collection of cheap, crappy stainless steel junk swords and knives that I ended up selling last year for a grand total of $70 or something. I did so out of a dire need for cigarette/beer money.

I'd take pictures of those but they're locked up in the gun cabinet, and I haven't been allowed to have the keys since my last attempted homicide. Also the revolver was a .32 Smith and Wesson, and the cheap hood gun was a Lorcin Model L9mm, which my dad originally received for free.

Agreed, I miss my M44 quite a bit.

AND MY AXE D8<

Serious answer: Marinate with whatever you like, smoke with applewood pellets at 165 Fahrenheit for 8-10 hours, and smother with Sweet Baby Ray's.

Mav wins the thread by far. Holy shit. Can I come over?

A Polish WZ-88 Tantal sporter, semi-automatic. Assembled by Century Arms. 5.45x39mm. Bakelite forward furniture, and an East-German style folding wire stock. Came with two polymer magazines, four East German bakelite mags (or at least four bakelite mags with little stickers on them that said "East Germany"), and a cheapy clamp-on bipod. It also came with Century's standard AK instruction manual, which was little more than a folded piece of paper that included a section on how to clear jams. I found that amusing. 5.45mm AKs have some distinct advantages over their older 7.62mm cousins. At this point in time, 5.45mm is much less expensive than 7.62x39, and bulk quantities are easily available. Thanks to the lighter round and that long muzzle brake (which makes for a considerable difference in handling), recoil is much less pronounced, which allows for more accurate rapid shooting. I love this gun but ironically, the only reason I got it was because I'd intended to purchase a FAL for the same price, but found that the one I wanted had already been sold earlier that day and I didn't want to walk back out of that gun store with $500 still in my pocket.

This sounds like a scenario for a series of Dilbert strips.

Isn't Qlimax like a hardstyle event or something?

You guys are hell-bent on making this whole cutting-back-on-my-drinking thing as hard as possible for me, aren't you?

When I first saw this thread, all I saw was "A Statement on "Keeping..." in the new post thing and I sort of hoped that would be followed by "it Real."

Lieutenant Colonel John Malcolm Thorpe Fleming "Mad Jack" Churchill Where to even start with this guy. Jack Churchill might not fit into this thread that well. He wasn't exactly a grand strategist or a general or anything of that sort. He was merely second in command of the No. 3 Commando unit in the British Royal Army during the second world war. But he was enough of a warrior in the purest sense of the word that I think he bears mentioning. Jack Churchill signed up for the Commandos after fighting at Dunkirk (and surviving being shot in the neck by a German machine gun no less), not really knowing what the Commandos did, but doing so because it "sounded dangerous." During his career as a Commando he basically spent several years of the war riding into battle on a horse armed with naught but a Scottish claymore (the basket hilt kind, not the two-handed Braveheart kind), a longbow (being a champion archer), and a set of fucking bagpipes, which he played regularly. During his career, he led countless Commando raids against German strongholds, leading a string of successful operations, the spirit of which were perhaps best captured in this telegram received by British High Command roughly two hours after a Commando raid on Maaloy Island: On one particular night, Churchill singlehandedly took 42 German prisoners. By himself. With a sword. When questioned about the incident, he responded: During a campaign in Yugoslavia, Churchill was captured by the Germans and placed in Sachsenhausen concentration camp, which he escaped from by crawling under the fence and hopping a train. Then he walked his ass a ways out before being recaptured again and taken to a prison camp in Austria, which he also escaped from. After marching 150 fucking miles, he met up with an American armored battallion. So after that, he attempted to go fight the Japanese in Burma, but the war had ended by the time he got there, much to his disappointment. So he went to Israel to fight the Arabs. Then he got into surfing.

55. When Aryte logs in, the best thing to do is message him as quickly as possible with any concerns you might have thought of during the day so as to ensure that he addresses those concerns first. 56. Legitimate concerns to bring to Aryte's attention the moment he logs in include (but are not limited to): -The popcorn machine is broken -I can't find my shoes -Arokh ate my cadets -im dso drufnk lokl -The lightbulb in the armory burned out and I'm a tiny furry and cannot reach it -The Brazilians are shoplifting from the TI vendor in the hub

What? It was hilarious.

"Swamp people need to eat some food with those 2-inch biceps." -Some bro on Facebook

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San Jose, California, January 13-17.

Everything is backwards in China. You can mine cows, or you can farm gold.

Ditto.

Agreed, those of us with long tenures of service and/or high levels of rank and/or prestige would do well to remember when we were new. Granted, things were different back then. Easier, in a way since enlisted weren't as numerous and it wasn't as difficult to make your voice heard. Given that the Ordo has grown to the astronomical size that it has (literally the largest military in SL), we need to make an extra effort to honor the contributions of each and every member of Ordo, regardless of rank.