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Ordo: Every time you say something stupid to one of us, we tell each other and make fun of you for it.

Just woke up from a dream where I went to a liquor store and Keller was working there and I wanted to buy absinthe but he wasn't very knowledgeable about the products and didn't do a very good job of helping me pick out a brand. He ended up trying to get me to buy the most expensive Czech absinthe they had in stock, at $110 US per bottle. If that liquor store actually existed I'd be giving it a very poor Yelp review right now. Like two stars at the most.

LET ME TELL Y'ALL ABOUT M'CHILDHOOD

This this this this this this this. Competitiveness is what's always driven me in my career, but it's always been competitiveness with enemy militaries, not people or divisions on my own team. Really, we can't beat people we're fighting if we're trying to beat each other. I wonder at times if our enlisted base isn't a little too sheltered from the rest of the community. With Ordo being a big multifaceted group as it is, it's entirely possible for a member to get caught up in feeling like it's a self-contained game of its own to be beaten, and that's where some of this internal nonsense comes from.

I have a Dreamcast.

See, this really grinds my gears. We're all Ordo. We're all on the same team at the end of the day, and nobody thinks any goddamn less of anyone for losing at a training exercise. What I think less of people for, however, is harboring attitudes or behaving in a manner detrimental to the success of the group, and shit-talking a particular unit and its members, or in any way enabling infighting within the group is absolutely unacceptable. And really, if someone can't muster up the balls to say something in front of Aryte, maybe they ought to reconsider whether it's something that ought to be said (or even thought) in the first place. I would kindly direct anyone downtalking the Guard or anyone in this group at all to this long-ass thing I wrote on a train.

My cousin served at a FOB in Kandahar and spent four months torrenting Grand Theft Auto IV from the plywood hut in which he lived.

Clearly I took a beer mug to the head and that explains the lapse in memory that caused me to post about the same dream twice but if events did indeed occur as I remember them, you died and are therefore now a ghost posting from beyond the grave, so what the fuck do you know, Casper?

I had a dream once that I got into a barfight with Stirn and Pr0wer and we were throwing beer mugs at each other and I killed them. I don't even know what the fuck. :confused:

If you're talking about Steam, it's "Benjamin Funklin," inventor of electricity, bifocals, and soul.

Please reupload and repost guncad.swf It's 404ing in the original thread, I don't have it on my hard drive, I want to play with it.

Actually it's pretty awesome if you get to go to it. It sucks if you're one of the poor saps that gets to stay home and defend an understaffed Titan for four or five days because half the officer staff is getting drunk in Pittsburgh. Or at least I presume it does. I haven't missed one yet.

Lyle shouldn't fret as he's not the only one this has ever happened to...

Finland: Europe's Japan.

WAKE UP SHEEPLE BIN LADEN ISN'T DEAD, HE WAS NEVER ALIVE TO BEGIN WITH BECAUSE HE WAS A MEDIA CONSTRUCT ANIMATED BY PIXAR. IF YOU SPELL PIXAR BACKWARDS, IT SPELLS "RAXIP" SO THEY ARE A FRONT FOR THE CIA AND THE CIA IS A FRONT FOR THE NEW WORLD ORDER AND THE NEW WORLD ORDER IS A FRONT FOR SATAN AND SATAN IS A FRONT FOR CUPCAKES. THE CUPCAKES CONTAINED ANTHRAX BECAUSE THE GAY MAFIA WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE ANTHRAX SCARE SHORTLY AFTER 9/11 AND IF YOU ADD 9 AND 11 TOGETHER IT IS 20. LOOK AT THE 20 DOLLAR BILL. LOOK AT IT. COINCIDENCE????????? OF COURSE NOT OTHERWISE I WOULD BE WRONG AND THERE IS NO WAY SO THE EVIDENCE SPEAKS FOR ITSELF SO LOUDLY THAT I FELT IT ONLY APPROPRIATE TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS SO OPEN YOUR EYES. THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE AMERICA IS TO VOTE RON PAUL 2012. Thank you for your time cube.

One time I had a dream I was in a bar and I got into some kind of a fight with Stirn and Pr0wer and we were throwing beer mugs at each other.

Huh. I know a good Yugo SKS can compete accuracy-wise with an AR-15 while simultaneously delivering a round with considerably more punch, but I'm surprised and impressed that anyone could crank 600-meter accuracy out of a Kalashnikov-based design, since the traditional Soviet-style stamped-receiver design typically isn't reliably accurate beyond 300 meters or so.

1. So the moral of the story is "If you dig a regular hole, the Russians will kill you. If you dig a hole, build a log cabin in it, and bury it, you will survive and PERKELE!!1! D8<" 2. What is with you people and still using 7.62x39mm? Is the Valmet sufficiently accurate to compete with rifles in more modern calibers? I know they have milled receivers and are very well-built , but they're still basically just AK-47s. 3. 6:11 - 6:42

Crown of the Preserver should be an actual crown.

somoene a admin prolly plz add pickachu 2 tha pole + give it 3000 votes TYIA

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