RazorFox

I have decided To speak only in haiku It will be funny Here's a text convo Between me and Trinity Earlier today

One of my grandpa's good friends was a tailgunner on a B-24 during WWII and flew a number of combat missions over Germany. He'll be at my birthday dinner tonight so I'll be taking this opportunity to thank him for shooting down all those Messerschmitts in the name of freedom.

Where do I get one of these color-changing lollipops?

"my name ivana ivana humpalot lol" -ausin power

Does this apply to Praefectus Tretiak and Primus Mikadze?

Why you guys takin this so personal. No-Shave November is supposed to be fun.

There's a grain of truth to this in that I'm participating in it, however, participation in No-Shave November does guarantee Vikinghood.

I'm in again this year, but I forgot to shave at midnight on Halloween so I'm having to do it with a pre-existing beard. I'm gonna look like a skinny gay Santa Claus by the end of the month.

HOW IS BABBY FORMED?

I'd join in on making fun of you for this but that would make me a hypocrite.

The Rams have been disappointing this season, but what else is new?

I never understood the common misconception among many Americans that Barack Obama is a Muslim. He's been a devout member of the Jedi Temple since he was eight and the records show this.

frrrrrrrrrrrrrr im a plane frrrrrrrrrrr frrrrrrrrrrrr check it i got guns too rattatatatatata frrrrrrr ratatatatta frrrrrr

CONGRATULATIONS ON MAKING IT TO DAD AGE.

I want to record a cover of Avril Lavigne's "Girlfriend" except I'm singing it and replace every instance of the word "girlfriend" with "grandma."

TEH DEAGLE

Once upon a time I went out onto my front porch to have a cigarette. It was raining outside. As I sat smoking, I looked out onto the street and witnessed a duck standing in the rain. I said "Hey duck, what the fuck are you doin? It's rainin." Stupid duck. Ducks are stupid.

I'm disappointed, I love getting prank calls. [/leftout]

At this point I'm thinking Al Qaeda broke into my closet or something.

And I suddenly remember that the thing I was looking for was a copy of Metroid Prime for Gamecube.

One time I was looking through my closet for something. I'd been looking for it all day and was very frustrated that I couldn't find it, but today I can't even remember what I was looking for, and the reason I forgot about something that seemed so important at the time was because I stumbled upon a CD. That CD was rush's Moving Pictures. I got super stoked and listened to it for like a week. The moral of this story is that letting yourself get bogged down pursuing the elusive at the expense of everything else will only bring you misery and frustration and you never know what kind of other neat stuff life will throw at you if you just keep your eyes open and also that Neil Peart is the greatest drummer ever born and Tommy Lee is overrated and people who like him so much can just go suck his dick and get Hep C too if they think he's so cool and Neil Peart is the fuckin God Emperor of drums!!!!!!!