1 -> IF SHE'S TAKEN step 1) hold in the fart. step 2) phone the mafia, order a hit on the boyfriend. tell them to phone you when the hit's done. step 3) WAIT FOR PHONECALL. step 4) don't force the fart out, fart out gradually, piece by piece. think of a sing and try to fart it out if it helps you. step 5) get the phonecall. step 6) ask if she minds people farting. step 7) if no, change seats. :| if yes, fart for the hell of it to make her lol. step 8) ??? step 9) ... ??? step 10) PROFIT!!!