----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Cast ------ Tommy (baby with pen, on set) Henry (not on set, another baby, Tommy's friend) Joycey (not on set, another baby, Tommy's friend) Victoria (not on set, Tommy's mum) Stella (dog, on set) Tommy: Okay, if you'd all gather around... Joycey: Oh here we go again. Henry: Wow, don't tell me you're.. Tommy: Yes, my friends. Today I'm going to teach you how to perform a dissection on a dog! Joycey: But it's only a god damn - Henry: Shut up, Joycey! Tommy: Okay then. *draws on dog* Here, where the line is, will be where the lungs will be, I'll simply jab a knife into Stella, and ta-da; lungs galore! Stella: hey wtf are you guys doing, I knew I should go outside to sleep. Victoria: *walks into the room* . . wtf? or "Dog autopsies - The easiest way to get your pet's attention!" ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Do this one! I made one for it myself. "My milkshake friends bring all the boys to the yard.."