Beach Lifeguard for Volusia County Beach Patrol, in Daytona Beach, Florida. No its not like Baywatch. No I don't run in slow motion. No, I'm not all that tan (I'm tan for an Irish-American!). Yes, I am super sexy in my skimpy swimsuit. Yes, I get girls hitting on me. Yes, I get random tourists standing in front of me taking pictures. Yes, I get paid to sit on my butt all day long and listen to rock music.