Tiridates Mikadze

I categorically deny all knowledge of the events leading up to this.

Thank you all for your greetings. I will be showing up more and more often, as I get back into the full swing of things. Hopefully, it will be a tire swing hanging from a pepper tree, rather than the swing of an axe, or the feet of a gibbet's victims.

Allow me to introduce myself, I am Tiridates Mikadze, and I am coming back from the darkest wilds of joblessness. Some of you may remember me, which is good. Some of you may have forgotten about me, which means Scarlet is going to burn your house down. Some of you may never have heard about me, which is great, because I know nobody would ever spread rumors about little old me. All of you will be seeing more of me in increasing amounts, until I am fully integrated back into the swing of things. All of you, have a good day, and goddamn is it good to be back.

I would use Zrazor as zombie bait, using his garish, glitter-clad self and obnoxious hipster banter to draw a horde directly into the fuel-drenched tiger pits and fields of land mines . Wash, Rinse, Repeat. Zrazor is also fully replaceable with any number of the irritating, smirking hipsters that abound in the Portland Metropolitan Area. With any luck, I will expend any surviving hipsters in my plan, and exterminate any of the undead ones with the punji-traps. Might employ shark-pits and pirahana moats, if Volcano base can be secured. Might also attempt variation using aging Hippy types wearing tie-dye clothing blasting Grateful Dead as bait, as well. Will use promise of a narco-utopian, all natural artist enclave as bait for hippies.

Yo. I've been here for like... What. 5 years or something? Oh god. I've been here for like 5 years. Can we, who were there for the opening day of Titan, get a special merit or something? I still remember the tiny closed in area around the single exit spawn point witit 30 meter walls surrounding it, and picking off AN who kept coming in a fairly constant stream for about 2 days after we opened. And the old prim armor. And everything since. I'd settle for a hug.

Re-watch Inglorious Basterds, and pay close, close attention. Sure, he's having a ball as Hans Landa, but the character is very much an affably evil complete monster. Who also offers up what he thinks is a Xanatos Gambit.

Yeah, but I wouldn't dress up in drag like he did in Boondock Saints. Maybe Christoph Waltz? Yeah, Waltz.

Sean Pertwee as myself, though Anthony Hopkins is a pretty high rating choice. Other likely selections for me are also: Evil Young Warren Beatty, younger Tom Berenger for either Agares or I. Agares is very much a bit of Jason Issacs, only 9 feet tall. Scarlet is clearly Mickey Rourke.

The closest you might get are bizarre psychic or energetic entities. But not daemons, and definitely not in any WH40k sense.

I have no recollection of a Hollowmengitus. I am certain that you are all mistaken, and should consider moving about your business.

BRB, going to kill Harry Potter here.

I have heard that someone has been foolish enough to assume my name in TOR as of late. If this proves to be the case, and they do not immediately seek my forgiveness, I will make their life an unending hell and demonstrate what a merciless bastard can do when they have far too much time on their hands. On another front, I think we should kill everyone. Just saying.

He seems pretty stressed. Should probably have a stiff drink to relax.

Don't count on any merriment, goofing, or HERESY if I can do anything about it. With fire. So much fire. Like a yuletide herald, only with napalm and jackboots.

Rage fueled game-play? THANK YOU JESUS.

Christoph once again demonstrates why he's a prime example of what never to do as a human being.

oh man I want a go at this :(

As Mayor for a day, I would have renamed every street in the city "DEATH SKULL ROAD" and would have changed my official title to Cobra Commander. And I would have been rid of G.I. JOE ONCE AND FOR ALL! AHAHAHAHAHA!!

If those are the people being executed, then it looks like I'm set for being tha Alpha Dawg. Woof woof. But seriously, I'm going to have to execute you all, now.

Cigarettes are for girls. Cigars and Pipes on rare occasions, generally accompanied by a high quality liquor. Moderation can be achieved by buying shit you can't afford to use all at once.

This is why I advocate a force projection model of moral enforcement: Flamethrowers for heresy, Carpet bombing for groups that couldn't work their way out of an ethical paper-bag with the sword of honest within easy reach, and instead, suffocate within it. That aside, I'd try explaining the rules of escalation to X-corps like this: We use guns that are balanced and fair. You use crazy guns because you can't bother to improve. We use more of said guns and still defeat you, you start breaking your own simulator rules, we still beat you, you start spamming rockets, we just arm our raid teams when we attack you guys with Cheeso's latest Nuke Spam'o'matic, using only one guy, you ban us, we all lose, and it's the Teen Grid all over again. And then Tiridates burns the grid. That's what would happen. Do you really want me to burn the entire grid, X-corps? Do you really want me to have to go that far?

http://youtu.be/l7lSUgdqZUM More to come.

Oh lawds.

My version would have a lot more fire in it. Everything burns.

Crash made me gay. Then I beheaded him, thinking gay is like vampires, and if you kill the master, you end the infestation. It didn't work, he came back :(. Such a jerk ;_;