Tiridates Mikadze

Exactly as planned...

What are you doing, cat, you can't use a fork, you're a cat.

You are each on the list, as you're each a next person. If Scarlet is unwilling to do the job, I'll do it myself, sans forks, and with a flamethrower.

Thread Necromancy is not tantamount to heresy, it is a use of the Proscribed Arts and is punishable by a horrible execution >:C. Next person to bump this thread will be stabbed to death by a one-Scarlet hitsquad armed with a pair of forks.

HERESY HERESY HERESY HERESY HERESY HERESY HERESY HERESY HERESY

What happened to the suggestions I made ages ago? Why doesn't anyone love me? Why must I make you all fear me? ;_;

What happened to the suggestions I made ages ago? Why doesn't anyone love me? Why must I make you all fear me? ;_;

This is the part that get's me, because Scarlet made the model to be extremely accurate. He's obsessed with those details. We should firebomb them simply because they're so insanely stupid.

I'm only sly and snarky when I'm not allowed to solve the problem with a flamethrower. Lots of flamethrower.

If you like, I can come up with all kinds of completely unfair situations for the Praetorians to train against. Just, if they win, nobody would be allowed to complain upon pain of horrible death. Horrible, horrible death.

Oh, surely nobody is stupid enough to spread rumors like that. On either side. Remember kids, I can come back at any time.

PURGE BURN CLEANSE.

We need new Star Wars weapons :C. Start with remaking the more ubiquitous film weapons, then the stuff from the games and/or fiction. It's a market that we used to have and have since sort of ignored. Also, we need a WH40k Melta gun :c

Ordo Tarot Card Readings using a specially designed Ordo themed Tarot deck, called the Imperator's Tarot (sometimes known as the Fluffywuffyluvyduvy Wolf Pack). Zrazor and I will fortell the futures and fortunes of all members of the Ordo. Mind you, there's only two outcomes, being "HERETIC" and "NOT YET A HERETIC", but it's fun all the same :D But seriously? Gladiatorial Games every Summer, with Aryte having his own personal box from which to spectate. We invite folks from a bunch of militaries to join up for the Gladiatorial games, then we hold team and individual battles. THERE. CAN. BE. ONLY. ONE! Include a 10-50L$ entry fee and lump all the fees together to make a big final prize, divided between the Team Champions and the Last Man Standing. Runners up can get like, coupons or something from TI and other possible sponsors, who can set up their advertising all over the Colosseum. We make some simple true Gladitorial equipment (that participants get to keep) that works on a combat system with HP (V.I.C.E. is a good candidate, I know the makers) and set up a series of fights. Aryte gets to do the whole Thumbs Up, Thumbs Down thing, too. I just so happen to have some designs sitting around in my notebooks for just such a Colosseum. It gives us something to do for a week, builds community and can open up new doors for Diplomacy, and allows our people to advertise like crazy their products. We can even have little sales booths ringing the outside of the Colosseum (That are rented for the period of the Games, along with the Advertising Space, netting the Ordo some cash).

Agares was being dramatic. In most cases, I wouldn't be disclosing my identity, and I certainly wouldn't stick to something as flashy as the shifting mirage face in most cases. In fact, I'd rather be wearing my official scary uniform with the faceless mask/helmet, than making a spectacle of myself, but Agares wanted to be unambiguous and theatrical. The truth is, without the uniform and it's rather distinctive attire, nobody would actually know what Tiri would look like, since he can assume most any external visage he needed, sometimes different ones to different people at the same time. This is just one of those, and incidentally corresponds to a skin I've been working on in SL.

Really quick little update. Click for spoilers. Tiridates, supposedly. It's so hard to tell with all the contradictory reports of his appearance. It certainly would seem to fit, though, wouldn't it? (extensive image manip with a lot of brush work)

Writing a basic FAQ and intial guide to "Canon" and writing within Canon. Like everything else, to be expanded when time and opportunity present themselves :(

I had the most wonderful dream where I set everyone on fire. I have it quite frequently, still. I keep screaming about the cost of lint rollers while I do it.

I have been somewhat absent, I'm afraid, but I'm going to be putting together some general guidlines for aspiring writers and contributors to try and create an overall consistency in our Fluff. In addition Agares and I will be working together to create a comprehensive set of reference materials covering everything from Spacecraft and infantry weapons and tactics to the political and social structuring of the Imperium. At some point, I will even create a basic guide to how interstellar commerce functions in this universe. A note as to why we consciously ignore SL factions in our reference materials (though some may be vaguely hinted at or poked at): A) it would be a major pain in the ass trying to fit the inconsistent, bizzaro "fluff" of say, VG, or 2142, into our own. B) It would cause major hooplah if we were to directly reference them in our materials, and could lead to all manner of headaches and drama. C) we can do better than making a group of drooling infants like Valor an opposing faction, not to mention VG.

I demand Tribute.

I will kill every single person wearing that sax on Titan. EVEN ARYTE. THERE ARE HEIGHTS OF HERESY OF WHICH I CANNOT TOLERATE. THE SEXAPHONE IS THE WORK OF THE DEVIL.

You will all die horribly.

I'm sorry, I set the corpses on fire after I stab them in the back. There are no ears left to collect.