Kaska Czarny Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 [18:10] (COM): Daeshana Sapeur: Think of CATI as the orkz, the noisier it is, and the more attention it gets, the more they like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorFox Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 [18:10] (COM): Daeshana Sapeur: Think of CATI as the orkz, the noisier it is, and the more attention it gets, the more they like it.Don't forget their use of technology that shouldn't even actually function but somehow does anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hollowmenphobia Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 [21:14] Aryte Vesperia: And I like you. [21:14] Marcus Tinamou: Like, enough to see me naked? [21:14] Marcus Tinamou: Because i like you too [21:14] Aryte Vesperia: Wow, no. [21:14] Marcus Tinamou: I really think we should never speak of this again [21:15] Aryte Vesperia: Yeah I already copied it to Hollow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Afevis Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drasamax Python Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 [11:48 PM] Zero Ashbourne (zero.itamae): What are you now? XD[11:48 PM] Drasamax Python: Jackal[11:48 PM] Zero Ashbourne (zero.itamae): Ahhh, exotic XD[11:49 PM] Drasamax Python: [06:51 PM] Ethan Schuman: What the hell are you NOW?![06:51 PM] Drasamax Python: Jackal lolol[11:49 PM] Zero Ashbourne (zero.itamae): Hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorFox Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 [21:14] Aryte Vesperia: And I like you.[21:14] Marcus Tinamou: Like, enough to see me naked?[21:14] Marcus Tinamou: Because i like you too[21:14] Aryte Vesperia: Wow, no.[21:14] Marcus Tinamou: I really think we should never speak of this again[21:15] Aryte Vesperia: Yeah I already copied it to Hollow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Tinamou Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 [21:14] Aryte Vesperia: And I like you.[21:14] Marcus Tinamou: Like, enough to see me naked?[21:14] Marcus Tinamou: Because i like you too[21:14] Aryte Vesperia: Wow, no.[21:14] Marcus Tinamou: I really think we should never speak of this again[21:15] Aryte Vesperia: Yeah I already copied it to Hollow. There is no proof that was really me and not an imposter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Karlfeldt Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 A true TS3 story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygna Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 lmao Mark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trinity Heckroth Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 rofl, mark. <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsume Xiao Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 Tsume In TS: Agares, isn't your helmet broom on sideways?[16:48] Agares Tretiak: NO IT IS NOTTsume In TS: Or was that someone else who had it front-back?[16:48] Agares Tretiak: http://www.gaychristian101.com/images/Centurion1.jpgTsume In TS: Uh... Agares. That Link. Really? Really Agares?Agares In TS: Yeah... i just noticed that too.Tsume In TS: You expect me to go to "www.gaychristian101.com"? Really?Agares In TS: Its the first thing that came up when I searched for Centurion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daeshana Sapeur Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 [16:59] [Ordo] U.C.A. - Pelvis: (George) /me pulls on shinobi's bikini, flashing her left headlamp![16:59] (COM): Kiara Smythe: clickable boobs.[16:59] (COM): George Reisman: UHHH[16:59] (COM): Daeshana Sapeur: Nice... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eriksson Foxtrot Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 Wtf? Lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maceman Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 (edited) Translated from portuguese. [15:20] Radryl Allen: What is the first thing that passes by your mind when someone makes fun of our country?[15:22] Droitd Chronowire: Nothing.[15:22] Radryl Allen: How so?[15:24] Droitd Chronowire: I just melee them if they are close to me, that is why I almost got banned from Base, I meleed snow mew after taking a look at the local chat.[15:25] Radryl Allen: They wanted to ban you because of that?[15:26] Droitd Chronowire: Not really. After doing that I began to think, so I said that he is so fat that he got a gravitional field around of himself that makes fennecs float around of him while he makes his phone sex stuff.[15:28] Radryl Allen: I see...[15:29] Droitd Chronowire: And Snow mew killed me then I said "Did I make snow mew get stressed?" and well, I was told to me or they would ban me.[15:29] Droitd Chronowire: To leave**Bro fist* Edited October 5, 2011 by Radryl Allen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asara Thursday Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 [15:55:00] (COM): Jayce Iredell: Does anyone know how to translate the female language?[15:55:13] (COM): Huttser Ishelwood: So many jokes I can make[15:55:27] (COM): Huttser Ishelwood: So many, many jokes that would get me shot[15:55:39] (COM): Kristian Kit: No, just that when they locked themselves up in the bathroom that it means "GAME OVER" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorFox Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 [15:55:00] (COM): Jayce Iredell: Does anyone know how to translate the female language?[15:55:13] (COM): Huttser Ishelwood: So many jokes I can make[15:55:27] (COM): Huttser Ishelwood: So many, many jokes that would get me shot[15:55:39] (COM): Kristian Kit: No, just that when they locked themselves up in the bathroom that it means "GAME OVER" />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHzjgNoRmjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Bleac Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 media Oh my Ffffing god yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsume Xiao Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 Shizzerk on TS, after blowing up the reactor at CDF (while outnumbered by over 2:1 in guns, spamminess, and bust size) "I ate half my fortune cookie, put down the other half, and at the fortune" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agares Tretiak Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 Clearly, his fortune was "You shall kick some ass and eat this fortune." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drasamax Python Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 [10:09 AM] Phares Nicholls (phares.sarjeant): Meditating?[10:13 AM] Phares Nicholls (phares.sarjeant): :)[11:04 AM] Drasamax Python: showering[11:04 AM] Drasamax Python: and i found out how i died[11:04 AM] Drasamax Python: [10:41 AM] Ookamiwulf Lemton has begun an IM session with you.[10:41 AM] Ookamiwulf Lemton: I am so sorry S: I didn't know I had the knife[11:04 AM] Drasamax Python: explains how I died sitting behind the wall then when i was showering LOL[11:05 AM] Phares Nicholls (phares.sarjeant): hah hah[11:05 AM] Phares Nicholls (phares.sarjeant): shouldn't be showering on sentry duty ma'am[11:07 AM] Drasamax Python: sounds like that scene in that psycho movie[11:07 AM] Drasamax Python: LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arokh Takakura Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 [12:32] Arokh Takakura: When someone is using underslungs like that[12:32] Arokh Takakura: try to distance yourself from your comrades.[12:32] Conger Wynand (conger.mint): Aye will do sir[12:32] Arokh Takakura: and fall back, the arc on their underslung only reaches so far.[12:32] Conger Wynand (conger.mint): Aye, attempted to fall back sir, firther past the barrier.[12:33] Arokh Takakura: And don't call me sir. :P[12:33] Conger Wynand (conger.mint): yes miss[12:33] Arokh Takakura: >:C[12:33] Conger Wynand (conger.mint): ;'([12:33] conger Mint (Channel 1): sling[12:33] Arokh Takakura: I'm not an OFFICER.[12:33] Arokh Takakura: I AM HOWEVER.[12:34] Arokh Takakura: CLEARLY MALE.[12:34] Conger Wynand (conger.mint): yes uh..[12:34] Arokh Takakura: YOU KNOW WHAT I DO TO CADETS AROUND HERE? >:|[12:34] Mercury: Lost contact: Kiara Smythe[12:34] Conger Wynand (conger.mint) Shakes head[12:34] Arokh Takakura: I invite them to dinner.[12:34] Conger Wynand (conger.mint): Well thats not so bad.[12:35] Arokh Takakura: Nah, it isn't. ◕‿◕ I always feel content and well-fed after.[12:35] Conger Wynand (conger.mint): Hehe[12:35] Conger Wynand (conger.mint): Nice lamp by the way.[12:36] Arokh Takakura: Thanks, just don't tell Janitorum.[12:36] Conger Wynand (conger.mint): Aye aye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalitywolf firehawk Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 [18:25] fatalitywolf Firehawk: well chaos we bid you goodbye on this fine evening[18:25] Akula Tyran (helbrecht.kytori): That German space vehicle appears to have a sombrero...[18:26] Dark (darksleepur): You too my scummy loyalist cousin, have a nice day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayce Iredell Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 Heather is going to scoop my eyes out with a spoon and use them to make soap after she sees this, buuuut. [2011/10/14 20:24] Heather McKay: Cucumber is a cool vegetable, in it scent, sort of watery.[2011/10/14 20:25] Heather McKay: Avacado is.... similar, but it's hard to define the smell.[2011/10/14 20:25] Heather McKay: It has a stiff skin, but the part you eat is pretty mushy.[2011/10/14 20:25] Heather McKay: You've never had guacamole?[2011/10/14 20:26] Heather McKay: >.> Not sure you have a lot of mexican cuisine there.[2011/10/14 20:27] Jayce Iredell: no[2011/10/14 20:28] Jayce Iredell: Avacados are kinda shaped like testicles thats all I know.[2011/10/14 20:28] Heather McKay facepalms[2011/10/14 20:29] Heather McKay: OK, think of something pale green, creamy in texture (about like mash potatoes, but slightly fiberous).[2011/10/14 20:29] Heather McKay: It's mushy.[2011/10/14 20:29] Jayce Iredell: sounds kinda gros.[2011/10/14 20:29] Jayce Iredell: I don't really like mushy things.[2011/10/14 20:29] Heather McKay: It isn't a food that everyone likes, it's one of those things where people either love it or hate it.[2011/10/14 20:30] Heather McKay: I'll eat it if I'm in the mood for it, but it isn't my favorite of fruits.[2011/10/14 20:30] Heather McKay: Got this big pit in the middle of it too.[2011/10/14 20:30] Jayce Iredell: yeah[2011/10/14 20:30] Jayce Iredell: I know the fruit.[2011/10/14 20:30] Jayce Iredell: So are they all ready to go?[2011/10/14 20:30] Heather McKay: http://whatscookingamerica.net/avacado.htm[2011/10/14 20:31] Heather McKay: Yes, all wrapped, tagged, priced, and bagged. I need to sleep pretty soon here when I can wind down a little.[2011/10/14 20:31] Heather McKay: Alarm's set for 5:30.[2011/10/14 20:31] Jayce Iredell: wind down hm...[2011/10/14 20:33] Jayce Iredell: I toldyou[2011/10/14 20:33] Jayce Iredell: Avocados got their name from the Spanish explorers. They couldn't pronounce the Aztec word for the fruit, know as ahuacatl, "testicle," because of its shape. The Spanish called the aguacate, leading to the guacamole we know today.[2011/10/14 20:33] Jayce Iredell: It does look like a testicle.[2011/10/14 20:34] Heather McKay: Well, anyway, the stuff inside is soft enough to gut it with a spoon.[2011/10/14 20:34] Heather McKay: No knife needed other than cutting it in half.[2011/10/14 20:34] Jayce Iredell: D:[2011/10/14 20:34] Heather McKay: I literally put avacado and cucumber in my soap.[2011/10/14 20:34] Jayce Iredell: Ah[2011/10/14 20:34] Heather McKay: So I know how to deal with an avacado.[2011/10/14 20:34] Jayce Iredell: >.<[2011/10/14 20:34] Heather McKay: Maybe not as neatly as some cooks.[2011/10/14 20:35] Heather McKay: Oh get your head out of the gutter. >:([2011/10/14 20:35] Jayce Iredell hides.[2011/10/14 20:35] Jayce Iredell: >.< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agares Tretiak Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Reisman Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 Heather McKay: Avocado Expert!"I know how to deal with an avocado." I can see a career launch here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
