Quotes of Win

[Sebris Montpark]

LOL I didn't notice that

[Addison Setzer]

On STEAM talking to Afevis about Space Marine.

RUiiNED: I hate you so much

[OI] Afevis Solmunko: :<

RUiiNED wants that game more then sex

RUiiNED: (I lold...)

[OI] Afevis Solmunko: same lol

[Lanny Ansar]

[02:21] Lanny Ansar: SUP

[02:21] Liam Macalroy (Channel 1): mine

[02:21] Liam Macalroy: NAMUCH, YOU?

[02:21] Lanny Ansar: I'm on a Mine. Besides that, nothin'

[02:22] Liam Macalroy: Means you have to hang out with me :D

[02:22] Liam Macalroy (Channel 1): h

[02:22] Lanny Ansar: ...

[02:22] Lanny Ansar: NO I WILL NOT BE GAY DINGDONGS WITH YOU

[02:22] You died and have been teleported to your home location

[02:22] Mercury: Lost contact: Liam Macalroy

[Jayce Iredell]

[07:26] Kiara Smythe: BUT.

[07:26] Kiara Smythe: I have George.

[07:26] Kiara Smythe: He's all the sexy I need.

[07:26] (COM): Andriste Nesiote: It is? O-o

[07:26] Jayce Iredell: Huh?

[07:27] Kiara Smythe: BLAH BLAH BLAH GEORGE BLAH BLAH

[07:27] Jayce Iredell: Oh, I see.

[07:27] Jayce Iredell nods sagely.

[07:27] Kiara Smythe: EXACTLY.

[Addison Setzer]

[00:49:00] Kristian Kil: I vote for Heather ,seeing as i have skype for a grand total of 3 minutes and i am still trying to find the buttons i shouldn't press if i don't want to accidently nuke Noth Korea

and thats bad?

[Nakita]

Thank you for contacting TiVo! My name is Karl. So that I may better assist you, are you an existing customer?

Kurt Wouters says:

Yes

Karl says:

Thank you! In order to verify your identity, can you please provide the following account information?

* name

* address

* phone number

Kurt Wouters says:

Oh. I'm on my phone typing, I thought I would be talking

[Eriksson Foxtrot]

So wait, lol, do you have a drop down menu on the side where you just click appropriate questions/responses? xD

[Nakita]

So wait, lol, do you have a drop down menu on the side where you just click appropriate questions/responses? xD

I faceroll most of my responses, normally something applicable comes out.

[Jayce Iredell]

[19:36] Jayce Iredell points at the sand in the astra office. "What did you do?" >:C

[19:36] Achtai Coronet: you just noticed thats there?

[19:36] Jayce Iredell: I knew there was sand.

[19:49] Achtai Coronet: why did someone put a turd in there? o.O

[19:49] Achtai Coronet: its not mine LOL

[Lanny Ansar]

Can't be Achtai's if she didn't scoop the sand over it with her paw. >_>

...What? that's how cats do it. I'm observant.

[Addison Setzer]

[01:57] [Ordo] Handheld Radio 1.0 (Stomach) 1: (Imperial Legion) Why are you in underwear?

[01:57] [Ordo] Handheld Radio 1.0 (Stomach) 1: (Imperial Legion) And why do you run like you have downs?

[Addison Setzer]

[09:57] (COM): Addison Setzer: Words to not describe how tacti-cool I feel

[09:58] (COM): Radryl Allen: You are a tactical fisherman.

[Zerowinged Vasiliev]

[16:34:43] Anderw Firegrave: i am board

[16:35:11] Kaska Czarny: I can read you a lecture about quantum physics. Perhaps advanced maths will help?

[16:35:54] Kaska Czarny: Perhaps the uncertainty principle?

[16:35:58] Mercury: Lost contact: Anderw Firegrave

[16:36:09] Kaska Czarny: I think I scared him off. ;-;

[Addison Setzer]

[21:42] Addison Setzer: Off topic But if My name was Trololol Resident. Would you make me change it? If it wasnt Addison?

[21:42] Aryte Vesperia: maybe not.

~some time later ~

[22:06] Trololollolololololololololol Resident: ALRIGHT, I MADE THE NAME. READY FOR MY INVITE

[22:06] Trololollolololololololololol Resident: (Lmfao)

[22:06] Aryte Vesperia: Ffff you

[Agares Tretiak]

Oh dear god.

[Addison Setzer]

http://youtu.be/gkfVdrtLcRs Edited September 12, 2011 by Miniature Engineer

[Jester Spearmann]

http://youtu.be/gkfVdrtLcRs

[Asara Thursday]

Welcome to Ordo Day One...Here's your XO, Mark.

[2011/08/26 18:18] Mark Karlfeldt: WHO ARE YOU

[2011/08/26 18:18] Mark Karlfeldt: WHERE'S MY DINNER

[2011/08/26 18:19] Asara Thursday: I made dinosaur shaped chicken nuggetts earlier, but everyone ate them. ;-;

[2011/08/26 18:19] Mark Karlfeldt: wat

[2011/08/26 18:19] Asara Thursday: You know, Dinosaurs, Rawr. :3

[2011/08/26 18:20] Mark Karlfeldt: Chickens aren't dinosaurs.

[2011/08/26 18:20] Asara Thursday: I said dinosaur shaped. :<

[Lairex Beck]

[10:07:00] Azrael Gurbux: i wanted to fight but there is huge swarm of everyone suddenly

[10:07:33] Huttser Ishelwood: Welcome to the Boss Level

[fatalitywolf firehawk]

[10:20] (COM): Zerowinged Vasiliev: Hail to you, valiant sentinels!

[10:20] (COM): Zerowinged Vasiliev: Remember that when all seems quiet, while the enemy is engaged in combat with your comrades, is the most likely time that your foes will strike. Like thieves in the night, they will attempt to slip past us, and the Imperator in his infinite wisdom knows this. That is why he trusts you, Brothers and Sisters to watch the gates, stand sentry against thier foul incursions, and secure our homeland.

[10:20] (COM): Zerowinged Vasiliev: Never has an enemy come victorius to us, and never has an enemy bettered us on our own ground. Steadfast and loyal servants, know your duty is honorable and a credit to your devotion. Thankless though this service may seem at times, the Imperator knows the importance of what you do.

[10:20] (COM): Zerowinged Vasiliev: Know that for the Imperator, your place too is honored. Being asked to stand guard is just as great a notion of trust, as to be called to battle in foreign lands.

[10:21] (COM): Zerowinged Vasiliev: Rejoice in your duty, Brothers and Sisters, for you hold the keys to our gates! Rejoice, because those who defend the homeland, defend the entire Ordo Imperialis and the enemy fears this.

[Deadmon]

[11:34] (COM): Disembodied Hand: ok, I need an OIC replacement, gunna start working full force :p

[11:34] Mercury: New Ordo contact: Decurio Tala Spingflower (Praescius) ()

[11:35] Mercury: Lost contact: Ryan Bunjie

[11:35] Mercury: New Ordo contact: Evocati Ron Bleac (Praetorian guard)

[11:35] (COM): Disembodied Hand: RON TAKE OIC

[11:35] (COM): Disembodied Hand: QUICK

[11:35] (COM): Disembodied Hand: HOT POTATO

[11:35] (COM): Disembodied Hand: OH GOD IT BURNS

[11:35] (COM): Ron Bleac: RON BLEAC ASSUMING OIC (Ron Bleac: RON BLEAC OIC ASSUMING)

[11:35] Mercury: Declaring new OIC for Titan: Evocati Ron Bleac.

[11:35] Kenzo Gateaux is Online

[11:35] (COM): Ron Bleac: SO FfffING BAD AAAAAAHHHH

[11:35] (COM): Ron Bleac: OH GOOOOODODDDDDDD IT BURRRRRRRRRNS ()

[11:35] Mercury: Ron Bleac initiated OIC transfer.

[11:35] (COM): Ron Bleac: SHIT I DROPPED It

[Tsukiyomi Yuhara]

Because words can't express.... Bimbo Bakeries USA.

[George Reisman]

Ah, good 'ole bimbo bread. I've seen some Mexicans wear Bimbo Bread soccer jerseys before. It's kinda hilarious.

[Scarlet Flaks]

[03:55:28] [Ordo] Handheld Radio 1.0 (Stomach) 1: (Eduardo Sunflower) FLYING KKK

[03:55:37] You: FLYING KKK

[03:55:37] Ron Bleac: [03:55] Eduardo Sunflower shouts: FLYING KKK

[03:55:39] You: LOL

[03:55:41] You: AHAHHA

[03:56:02] Ron Bleac: FLYING KU KLUX KLAN

[03:57:00] (COM): Scarlet Flaks: avflying

[03:57:06] Moderation: Banning Eduardo Sunflower from estate.

[03:57:06] Moderation: Kicking Eduardo Sunflower from estate.

[03:57:08] Eduardo Sunflower has left the region.

[03:57:09] (COM): Mercury SecretSpy: Eduardo Sunflower has died approximately 10 times during his presence on this sim.

[03:57:09] Mercury: Lost contact: Eduardo Sunflower

[03:57:10] (COM): Scarlet Flaks: ban'd

[03:57:14] (COM): Ron Bleac: Lmfao.

[03:57:20] You: AV FLY THAT, FLYING KKK

[03:57:28] Ron Bleac: Should unban him.

[03:57:30] Ron Bleac: Use flak on him.

[03:57:33] You: Dude.

[03:57:34] You: Holy Ffff.

[03:57:35] You: Yes.

[Lairex Beck]

[14:06:17] Angry Neighborhood Curia Dragon (arokh.takakura): Scalies, pff.

[14:06:26] Angry Neighborhood Curia Dragon (arokh.takakura): I HAVE HIDE.

[14:06:31] Angry Neighborhood Curia Dragon (arokh.takakura): I AM NOR FURRY NOR SCALIE.

[14:06:31] Lyle Watanabe: Scalies are just as bad as furries

[14:06:39] Angry Neighborhood Curia Dragon (arokh.takakura): THEREFORE I AM PURE.

[14:06:49] Angry Neighborhood Curia Dragon (arokh.takakura): CHECK MY PURITY SEALS.

[14:07:10] fatalitywolf Firehawk: arokh when you next shed you skin hole can i have it to make a tectidatmi so i can have a live size scultuer to scare people with?

[14:07:11] Lyle Watanabe checks Arokhs seals "nope according this you expired a while ago"

[14:07:27] Angry Neighborhood Curia Dragon (arokh.takakura): Fatality, can I have that again in english?

[14:07:54] Jericho (morveyn.czartza): He means he wants your sheddings to make an animatronic you to terrorize small villages with.

[14:07:57] fatalitywolf Firehawk: i want you shep skin since your a lizard type thingy to make a life size you

[14:08:03] Angry Neighborhood Curia Dragon (arokh.takakura): I'm already a robot.

[14:08:12] Angry Neighborhood Curia Dragon (arokh.takakura): Aryte built me as final boss.

[14:08:35] fatalitywolf Firehawk: i thought aryte was finally boss?

[14:08:45] fatalitywolf Firehawk: final*

[14:08:45] Lyle Watanabe: you cant defeat aryte

[14:08:53] fatalitywolf Firehawk: thats the point

[14:08:54] Angry Neighborhood Curia Dragon (arokh.takakura): I'm that really hard boss you have to fight before you fight Aryte.

[14:09:06] Angry Neighborhood Curia Dragon (arokh.takakura): that pain in the ass one with tons of HP.

[14:09:27] Angry Neighborhood Curia Dragon (arokh.takakura): Aryte is more of a cinematic.

[14:09:33] Lyle Watanabe: the one that you can shoot from the door tho cause hes so big that he cant get to or shoot at you

[14:09:52] Angry Neighborhood Curia Dragon (arokh.takakura) taps his shoulders. "Guns."

Edited September 16, 2011 by Lairex Beck