RazorFox Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Ethan is a jerkAsked for transfer to TerraMade me write a poem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrescentSnow Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Pretty painting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esva Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 There once was a group in CabaretWho liked to complain all dayThey cried "Geolocation!"And "Deregulation!"And Aryte said "Shut up, u gay"I got these for days.god...no please...NOOO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadmon Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 (edited) [14:57] Disembodied Hand: mercury[14:57] Mercury SecretSpy: Welcome. Basic Ordo access granted. Be advised that certain functions will be restricted.[14:57] Mercury SecretSpy: You are outside of chat range yet on the same sim. Be advised that you will be logged off the moment you move.[14:57] Disembodied Hand: status[14:57] Mercury SecretSpy: The current OIC is Praetorian Guardsman Zerowinged Vasiliev. There are currently 18 friendlies, 1 unknowns and 4 hostiles on base. Current sim defcon level is 2.[14:57] Disembodied Hand: logout[14:57] Disembodied Hand: log out[14:57] Disembodied Hand: quit[14:57] Disembodied Hand: exit[14:57] Disembodied Hand: kill[14:57] Disembodied Hand: die[14:57] Disembodied Hand: stop[14:57] Disembodied Hand: leave[14:57] Disembodied Hand: abort[14:57] Disembodied Hand: abandon ship[14:58] Disembodied Hand: death to the humans[14:58] Disembodied Hand: puppy breath[14:58] Mercury SecretSpy: Logging you off.Mercury is scared of puppies. Edited November 23, 2011 by Disembodied Hand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esva Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 [21:31] Rykiana Ferina: hey Boss, HELP!!!!! Was clearing out some old groups and accidently removed the main Ordo group >.< could I get a reinvite please ???[21:33] Aryte Vesperia: NO[21:33] Aryte Vesperia: 5 DOLLa[21:33] Rykiana Ferina cry's[21:33] You paid Aryte Vesperia L$5[21:33] Aryte Vesperia: LKOL[21:33] Aryte Vesperia: LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorFox Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 There once was an NCO named RykWho went AWOL with one errant clickHe asked "Is there a way?"Aryte said "You must pay."So he gave him five dolla real quick.SUCK IT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Reisman Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 Brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrescentSnow Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 There once was an NCO named RykWho went AWOL with one errant clickHe asked "Is there a way?"Aryte said "You must pay."So he gave him five dolla real quick.SUCK ITRofl. I love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorFox Posted November 26, 2011 Share Posted November 26, 2011 Over the course of the next week, I will write a limerick about every quote posted here. This is my pledge to you as I vie for the Republican presidential nomination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ruin Nefarious Posted November 26, 2011 Share Posted November 26, 2011 Wow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xoza Posted November 26, 2011 Share Posted November 26, 2011 Ok.. I need to have you do all my poetry for Achtai Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrescentSnow Posted November 26, 2011 Share Posted November 26, 2011 LOL Xoza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honey Hoffman Posted November 26, 2011 Share Posted November 26, 2011 There once was an NCO named RykWho went AWOL with one errant clickHe asked "Is there a way?"Aryte said "You must pay."So he gave him five dolla real quick.SUCK ITThat was amazing! You're quite talented! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorFox Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 That was amazing! You're quite talented! I GOOD W/ WORDRS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Reisman Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Toph: my computer can host warefare bennyToph: on maxToph: with 0l ag((poolparty)) Crotchless Panties: Kabuki is hostingToph: he doesnt have a 5.1 8 core processorToph: bitch((poolparty)) Crotchless Panties: You mean((poolparty)) Crotchless Panties: a five core((poolparty)) Crotchless Panties: 1.8 hz?Toph: noToph: I have a 2600kToph: overclockToph: to 5.1Toph: with 32 gb of cosair vengeance ddr3 ramToph: x2 580's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorFox Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 Christoph also has a keyboard with all the letters missing because he's rubbed them off with his greasy hot dog fingers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanny Ansar Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 Christoph also has a keyboard with all the letters missing because he's rubbed them off with his greasy hot dog fingers. Lol Peppridge Farm Sausage Fingers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Reisman Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 Hey, Pepperidge is good. Shut the Ffff up, Lanny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arokh Takakura Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 If you combine Christoph and Pepperidge, don't you end up with Brian Peppers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorFox Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 [16:43] Razor Lykin (zrazor.rozenstrauch): Ordo generally relies on its membership to report rule infractions or inappropriate conduct, so if you see someone misbehaving, it's up to you to report them.[16:44] Razor Lykin (zrazor.rozenstrauch): However, since infractions vary in severity, the best thing to do is use the chain of command.[16:45] Razor Lykin (zrazor.rozenstrauch): The chain of command is a 4' length of rusty metal chain, which is used to enforce discipline by way of flagellation.[16:45] Dirty Spaceman (vipps.feden): Exciting![16:45] Razor Lykin (zrazor.rozenstrauch): XD[16:45] Dirty Spaceman (vipps.feden): I assume you all use the Spoon of Justice as well?[16:46] Razor Lykin (zrazor.rozenstrauch): Naw, we go straight for the Ladel of Penitence. We don't Ffff around.I am the best Schola instructor ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Bleac Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 You need to be a Schola magister, if you aren't already. You would be the best magister in history. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Reisman Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 I want to redo my Schola and have Zrazor teach me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iolair Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 Zrazor is a magister currently. Which is kinda scary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorFox Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 You need to be a Schola magister, if you aren't already. You would be the best magister in history.I am. The quote is from Vipps' phase 2 yesterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayce Iredell Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 [08:46] (COM) Eliza Yatsenko: just how many flights of stairs do you guys need...Later on.[08:56] Jayce Iredell: you saw the tower of infinite stairs did you? :)[09:00] Mel (eliza.yatsenko): Yeeeeeeep[09:00] Jayce Iredell: :D[09:01] Jayce Iredell: There is no elevator :([09:01] Mel (eliza.yatsenko): Why not D: ?[09:01] Jayce Iredell: Elevators are heretical.[09:01] Mel (eliza.yatsenko): :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
