Quotes of Win

[Agares Tretiak]

[17:05] You: <3?

[17:05] Karlhockey Forte: do I fit in as a evil soul eating praetorian yet?

[17:05] You: Haha

[17:06] Karlhockey Forte: :<

[17:06] You: Are we really that evil and soul-eating?

[17:06] You: We're ominous, brooding, and otherwordly, perhaps.

[17:06] Karlhockey Forte: Acording to the other group against us, and of course we are the creame of the primcopying, griefing and cheating part of the Ordo

[17:06] Karlhockey Forte: :D

[17:07] You: Psh. What do THEY know.

[17:07] Karlhockey Forte: I love what people think sometimes.

[17:07] You: Hey, mind if I prim copy those wings, while I av fly in Dorien shooting tracking bullets that are phantom?

[17:07] Karlhockey Forte: Course, can I borrow some nukes while you are at it?

[17:08] You: Damn straight dude, I stole these rom the VG, fine upstanding folks that thy are.

[17:08] You: I'm going to go blackscreen Cristoph.

[Aryte]

[7:36] * (COM) Reece Huldschinsky (Age: 11 months; Group: Unknown) at spawn *

[7:37] * (COM) Yamyam Utorid (Age: 1 year 8 months; Group: None) at spawn *

[7:37] squakbox: (Reece Huldschinsky) Just zoom out and look at it...its the best base in SL

[Yoko]

[2:14] Timmahy Widget: You're sleeping on the couch tonight, Sly. :(

[2:14] Sly Axon: D:!

[0:31] Sly Axon: >:|

[0:31] Sly Axon: You're not getting any tonight.

[17:41] Aryte Vesperia: I say dress reasonably and Sly looks like a hooker.

[Rei Kuhr]

[2:20] You: ah the joys of Titan in the early hours

[2:21] Ryoaku Kraken: Early hours shouldn't exist. . .

[2:22] You: titan needs business hours x.x

[2:22] Synth Fhang: That's why I sleep in.

[2:22] Synth Fhang: That is, if I sleep at all.

[2:22] Ryoaku Kraken: I really should be doing that myself.

[2:22] You: You should. So you can get up early and tug Aryte's ears :3

[2:23] Ryoaku Kraken: It's orgasmic, you should try it.

[2:23] Ryoaku Kraken: But I'm not responsible for anything that could happen.

[2:23] You: I...dont think pulling Aryte's ears myself will get the same response :x

[2:23] Synth Fhang: .... Yeah...

[2:23] Johann Wilberg: Lmao.

[2:23] You: I guess either way a gun goes off :D

[2:24] You: ......I'm so going to get shot for saying that x.x

[2:24] Johann Wilberg: Ja. You perv. :<

[2:24] You: I'm still quoting it

[Yoko]

[20:50] Maks Vendetta: Interested in volcano insurance? [20:51] Timmahy Widget: Not really

[Nakita]

Ruin's Pimpin

[21:09] Kara Taggart: o.O

[21:09] Ruin Nefarious: I know this may be hard for you.

[21:09] Ruin Nefarious: But. I just have to say it.

[21:09] Ruin Nefarious: I'm seeing other people.

[21:09] Kara Taggart: Oh, okay.

[21:09] Ruin Nefarious: That was cold.

[21:09] Kara Taggart: Have fun when they shoot you.

[21:09] Ruin Nefarious: I thought we had something.

[21:10] Ruin Nefarious: Not even a "No, Ruin! You stud. Don't leave me."?

[21:11] Kara Taggart: o.o

[21:11] Ruin Nefarious sniffles.

[21:11] Kara Taggart blinks.

[21:11] Kara Taggart hugs.

[21:11] Ruin Nefarious: . .

[21:11] Kara Taggart (1): hug ruin

[Devastator Bluebird]

[21:23] Aryte Vesperia is Online

[21:24] Aryte Vesperia ejected you from this land.

[Lestat Umarov]

(Quite possibly the most epic quote ever uttered on ventrillo.)

Ethan Schumann:But if there is a god, it means he put Nanao on this earth. Either way we're fucked...

Aryte Vesperia:No we're not...We're not four year olds...

[Yoko]

[0:50] Ethan Schuman: Congratulations, the Second Life name BewareNanaosIncestuousAss Magic is available!

[Nakita]

[1:08] Ethan Schuman (COM): "Hi, this is Aryte's Answering Service! Aryte can't come to the phone right now, he's off devouring the children of heretics, but if you leave your name, number, serial number, any allergies or blood borne diseases, Mr. Vesperia will be happy to eat your children too at his next opportunity. Thank you, and have a nice day!"

[1:08] Keno Pontoppidan (COM): I SAW THE BABIES IN HIS FRIDGE

[1:08] Aryte Vesperia (COM): This is why I have a bad reputation.

[1:08] Ethan Schuman (COM): Aryte flavors his coffee with the blood of virgins.

[1:09] Aryte Vesperia (COM): This is why Areth thinks I am the anti-Christ.

[1:10] Ethan Schuman (COM): No, it thinks that because you hired me to kill its dog while you burned its SL house.

[1:10] Aryte Vesperia (COM): Okay, that probably didn't help.

[1:10] Ethan Schuman (COM): Sure it helped. It helped raise morale.

[Nakita]

[15:31] Joeseph Maltese: as helpstaff what do we do

[15:32] Karlhockey Forte: flail around and make ourselves look useful.

[15:32] Joeseph Maltese: how?

[DamionStJames Webb]

[15:42] Ordo Walky Talky v4: (Betty Eros) I'm tired of fighting the sims instead of the men

[Jester Spearmann]

[21:47] * (COM) Rodney Linden (Age: < 1 month; Group: Unknown) at spawn *

[21:47] * (COM) Action Taken: TP'd Home; 24-hour ban.

[21:57] Sukasa Rydell: You wouldn't happen to be interested in joining a fine bunch of soldiers on this battlefield would you Rodney? Or do you have another reason for gracing the sim with your linden presence.

[21:57] Rodney Linden: I came to check out Titan.

[21:57] Aryte Vesperia: Ha ha ha.

[Nakita]

22:50] Xang Xiao (COM): earlier today... after my arm flaired up and felt like I got stung by a bee...

[22:50] Xang Xiao (COM): well then my balls felt like someone rubbed icy hot on them

[22:51] Eazy101 Wilber (COM): .....

[22:51] Karlhockey Forte (COM): ....eck

[22:51] Jester Spearmann (COM): Ok TMI

[22:51] Nasarati Zeno (COM): ..

[22:51] Issabella Scarpulla (COM): lawl

[Xang Xiao]

Karlhockey Forte wrote:

22:50] Xang Xiao (COM): earlier today... after my arm flaired up and felt like I got stung by a bee...

[22:50] Xang Xiao (COM): well then my balls felt like someone rubbed icy hot on them

[22:51] Eazy101 Wilber (COM): .....

[22:51] Karlhockey Forte (COM): ....eck

[22:51] Jester Spearmann (COM): Ok TMI

[22:51] Nasarati Zeno (COM): ..

[22:51] Issabella Scarpulla (COM): lawl

To be noted I was talking about Anthrax shots.

[Agares Tretiak]

[14:57] Lauraa Dench: Pimp slap!

[14:57] You: Haha

[14:58] Keno Pontoppidan: LAURAA

[14:58] Lauraa Dench: :)

[14:58] Keno Pontoppidan: LETS RUN AWAY

[14:58] Keno Pontoppidan: AND HAVE A FAMILY

[14:58] Lauraa Dench: KENO

[14:58] Keno Pontoppidan: ON A FARM

[14:58] Lauraa Dench: OK

[14:58] Keno Pontoppidan: IN TEXAS

[14:58] You: I have motivation right here.

[14:58] Lauraa Dench: WITH ANIMALS

[14:58] Keno Pontoppidan: THEN I SHALL HAVE AN AFFAIR

[14:58] Keno Pontoppidan: WITH MY COUSIN

[14:58] Lauraa Dench: SO SHALL I

[14:58] You: O_O

[14:58] Keno Pontoppidan: AND WE WILL MOVE TO CANADA

[14:58] Keno Pontoppidan: BUT YOU WILL BE DISTRAUGHT

[14:58] Lauraa Dench: I KNOW

[14:58] Keno Pontoppidan: AND HIRE AN ASSIN TO KILL ME

[14:58] Lauraa Dench: YESS

[14:58] Agares Tretiak raises hand

[14:59] Keno Pontoppidan: BUT I WILL CRYOGENICLY FREEZE MYSELF

[14:59] You: Haha

[14:59] Keno Pontoppidan: UNTILL THE YEAR 3074

[14:59] Lauraa Dench: Woohoo! :)

[14:59] Keno Pontoppidan: WHEN THE WORLD IS RUN BY ROBOT PEOPLE

[14:59] Keno Pontoppidan: AND I WILL HELP THE HUMAN RESISTANCE OVERTHROW THE EVIL ROBOT KING

[14:59] Keno Pontoppidan: WHERE I SHALL BECOME RULER OF THE WORLD

[14:59] Lauraa Dench: robot rabbits ;-)))

[14:59] Lauraa Dench: acording keno

[14:59] Keno Pontoppidan: That's my plan atleast anyway

[15:00] Keno Pontoppidan: So, let's got get started

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[15:14] Keno Pontoppidan: makes love to you

[15:14] Keno Pontoppidan: in a microsoftsam voice

[15:14] Agares Tretiak: Haha

[Thalgar Heron]

[22:36] Aryte Vesperia (COM): . . Oh, welcome back Thalgar.

[22:36] Thalgar Heron (COM): Thank you, sir.

WELCOMED.

[Agares Tretiak]

[22:01] Agares Tretiak: QUICK! What is the radius of the standard issue Ordo Fragmentation Grenade? *times*

[22:01] loki Cramer: 5

[22:01] Agares Tretiak: What is the maximum velocity of any STABLE complient weapon?

[22:01] loki Cramer: 50m per second

[22:02] Agares Tretiak: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[22:02] loki Cramer: what kind of swallow>?

[22:02] Agares Tretiak: What do you mean?

[22:02] loki Cramer: well, african swallows and european swallows are different

[22:02] Agares Tretiak: Oh. Didn't know that...

[22:02] Agares Tretiak: Errr...

[22:03] loki Cramer: just give me my prize

[22:03] Agares Tretiak hugs.

[22:04] Agares Tretiak: That, soldier, is your prize.

[Keno]

Nice Monty Python qoute ;)

[Aryte]

[20:04] Dragon Massiel: you ever hear of over kill

[20:04] Akurei Sieyes: there's no such thing. It's just a scary word made up by the government to frigten civilians.

[Aeriese Descenna]

[11:42] Aeriese Descenna: I was actually being pretty polite with the guy

[11:42] Synth Fhang: Not you. I was talking to Ascadian.

[11:42] Synth Fhang: He killed me.

[11:42] Aeriese Descenna: Alright

[11:43] Aeriese Descenna: well you know, the first two letters in his name spell 'ass' without the second s for a reason

[11:43] Synth Fhang: lol

[11:44] Aeriese Descenna: x3

[Yoko]

[5:55] Demo Radio: D= AN sex >.<

[5:55] Demo Radio: The last thing we want is for them to reproduce!

[Mith Wakowski]

[8:08] Second Life: Your region will restart in 5 minutes and 0 seconds for maintenance.

[8:08] Trevor Russell (COM): D8<

[8:08] Mith Wakowski (COM): Five minutes to our death!!!

[8:08] Trevor Russell (COM): alright...who pushed the big red button...

[Kytec Switchblade]

Aryte Vesperia wrote:

[1:33] Gunau Sodwind (COM): Rule 34 Vae Victus vs Moley

[1:33] Aryte Vesperia (COM): .. Nooooooooooooooooooooooo.

[1:33] Gunau Sodwind (COM): YES

[1:33] Gunau Sodwind (COM): that'd be so hot

[1:33] Aryte Vesperia (COM): Vae Victus is like 1000% its size.

[1:33] Joseph Spearmann (COM): It will be Vore porn... the Vae eating the molay as the doors of the hangar act as teeth.

[1:33] Gunau Sodwind (COM): i know :)

[1:34] Aryte Vesperia (COM): Oh God. Quoted.

/me delivers.

[Kytec Switchblade]

bored at work, as you can tell :D

Alex: So thismorning my girlfriend wakes me up and says theres a bitch in the window, so im thinking its some slang term like my car window is down or someshit, sure enough i go downstairs and theres some chick halfway in my kitchen window. That window was about 6 feet off the ground so she was having trouble gettin in over the sink, so i just stood there and watched it laughing. Eventually she just got in and walked out the front door.

(quote from my boss Alex Mercado)