Quotes of Win

[Streleks]

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[20:34] Xayvien Rau: New Rome: Parking Complex. (Attack hours 10:00 A.M, to 6:00 P.M. Violators will be towed and banned.)

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[19:53] Lurdan Huszar: LURDAN WANTS SEXY TIME.

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[18:24] Jeremy Duport: Xayvien, you're looking absurdly cute today.

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[19:25] Ixiom Vhargon: Xayvien = [species,personality,0,1](awesome(sqrt(win)(epic)

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[DamionStJames Webb]

[22:10] Locker (M3): Authorizing Aryte Vesperia...

[22:10] Locker (M3): Authorization failed. Please ensure you have an appropriate group set.

[Jester Spearmann]

DamionStJames Webb wrote:

[22:10] Locker (M3): Authorizing Aryte Vesperia...

[22:10] Locker (M3): Authorization failed. Please ensure you have an appropriate group set.

.... and here I thought the imperator had all the unlocks he could ever want :P

[Nivanglus Aya]

[18:05] Nivanglus Aya: Heya Aryte could I have you check something out for me to maybe get approval to use in combat?

[18:06] Aryte Vesperia: What would that be?

[18:06] Nivanglus Aya: A katana, I'm pretty effective with it I was testing it on my parcel in Midgar to see if it was worth anything, and I wiped out three people with guns on the damage sim

[18:08] Aryte Vesperia: If you prefer to handicap yourself by charging individuals typically using automatics, while probably subjecting yourself to repeated friendly fire.

[18:08] Aryte Vesperia: Knock yourself out.

EDITED BECAUSE ARYTE NEVER "XD"'s, AND I AM FAIRLY SURE NIV IS MAKING IT UP.

>:O OLD LOG IS OLD.

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Not made up. Was quoted back when the new build was first finished and I returned from my sick break D: *is hurt*

[Nakita]

You just "XD'd" though....

[Nakita]

[15:30] Ordo Mortar: Authorizing Kitsy Bunnyhug...

[15:30] Ordo Mortar: Authorization successful.

[15:31] You: ....run

[15:31] You: <.<

[15:31] Kitsy Bunnyhug: oh buzz off

[Devastator Bluebird]

[21:23] Aryte Vesperia is Online

[21:24] Aryte Vesperia ejected you from this land.

[0:58] Eazy101 Wilber (COM): i dont have a cell phone

[0:58] Tiridates Mikadze (COM): ENJOY THE STONEAGE, THEN, YOU PRIMATIVE >:C

[0:59] Eazy101 Wilber (COM): ITS CAUSE YOU NEVER CALL ME ANYMORE!

[0:59] Tiridates Mikadze (COM): You don't understand, do you... It's because I had the Baby, eazy.

[20:36] Agares Tretiak: Eazy101, I love you. But we may need to upgrade to model eazy102 soon.

[20:37] Demo Radio: Eazy is like golf. The lower the number, the better.

[21:31] Agares Tretiak: This is Eazy101. Eazy100 was a failure, but Eazy101 is win.

[20:18] * (COM) DukeNukem Dubrovna (Age: < 1 month; Group: Ordo) at spawn *

[20:18] * (COM) Action Taken: TP'd Home; 24-hour ban.

[ShadowFang Blessed]

Mith Wakowski: Why you're not shot every other minute of the day is beyond me xD

[21:15] Rei Kuhr: Seb, if Aryte ever gets kids, I bet you it'll come out of the womb with a plasma pistol in it's itty bitty hands

(ruin gets hit by a basketball thrown by synth)

[23:32] Ruin Nefarious: Ow.

[23:32] Synth Fhang: Catch, boy.

[23:32] Ruin Nefarious: I'm a fox, you asshole. I don't fetch.

[23:32] Synth Fhang: :[

[23:32] Ruin Nefarious: I just kind of smell. And I eat your rose bushes.

[23:33] Synth Fhang: You stay away from my rose bush.

[23:27] You: you and hunter are like

[23:27] You: older brothers? :o

[23:27] Mason Heiden: D'awww

[23:27] Mason Heiden: D:

[23:27] Mason Heiden: :D***

[23:27] Mason Heiden: >____<

[23:28] You: intus and ascadian are like

[23:28] You: ascadian is like that scary ass uncle that is just

[23:28] You: scary

[23:28] Mason Heiden: xD

[23:28] You: intus is like a even older brother :o

[23:29] You: aryte = father :o

[23:30] Mason Heiden: Heheh

[23:30] Mason Heiden: Well i'm glad to be your older brother figure xD Little...sister/man...thing

[23:30] You: lol

[15:56] Ruin Nefarious shouts: WOOO

15:56] Ruin Nefarious shouts: BUKKAKE VENDORS

[Nakita]

[1:33] Ordo Praetorian Left Shoulder(Radio): (Izaea Qinan) Anyway, it is, like most ordo builds, very aesthetically well-done.

[1:33] Ordo Praetorian Left Shoulder(Radio): (Izaea Qinan) I take some issue with the prim efficiency of it, but it's pretty, at least.

[1:33] Ordo Praetorian Left Shoulder(Radio): (Izaea Qinan) Considering I command the division of lego starships, though, that's not saying much.

[Striker Dryke]

[2:08] squakbox: (Ruin Nefarious) I like a lot of the post-AN2 era officers.

[2:08] squakbox: (Ruin Nefarious) You included.

[2:08] squakbox: (Izaea Qinan) ... YOU'RE COMING ONTO ME AGAIN.

[Striker Dryke]

[2:20] squakbox: (Izaea Qinan) Here's another one for y'alls quote section.

[2:20] squakbox: (Izaea Qinan) [1:46] Ruin Nefarious: WELL.. [1:46] Ruin Nefarious: Move closer to me. [1:46] You: ... are you coming onto me? [1:46] You: Because I expect dinner first. [1:46] Ruin Nefarious: You won't be able to enjoy this unless you're close. [1:46] Simple PvP HUD: Collided with physical active object named Ruin Nefarious owned by Ruin Nefarious [1:47] You: ... AND a movie.

[2:20] squakbox: (Ruin Nefarious) Ass.

[2:21] squakbox: (Izaea Qinan) It was going in my quotes section, regardless. :P

[2:21] Striker Dryke (COM): Lmfao.

[2:21] squakbox: (Ruin Nefarious) Lmao.

[2:21] Striker Dryke (COM): Same.

[2:21] squakbox: (Ruin Nefarious) GREAt.

[2:21] squakbox: (Ruin Nefarious) JUST WHAT I NEED.

[Issabella Scarpulla]

Sorry Lestat and Shi..but this was too funny not to quote lol...

[1:38] Lestat Umarov: Allright, lets go up to the classroom

[1:39] Lestat Umarov: You may your weapon now Cadet Shit

[1:39] Lestat Umarov (1): sling

[1:39] You: lolll

[1:39] Demo Radio: Lawl.

[1:39] Eazy101 Wilber: goto:classroom

[1:39] Lestat Umarov: fuck

[1:39] Lestat Umarov: I mean Shi

[1:39] Lestat Umarov: Fuckign typos

[1:39] Lestat Umarov runs away embarrased

[1:39] ShadowFang Blessed: lol'd

[1:39] Demo Radio: Ha ha ha.

[DamionStJames Webb]

Lul

[DamionStJames Webb]

[11:13] * (COM) Merlina Rokocoko (Age: 9 months; Group: Unknown) at spawn *

[11:14] DamionStJames Webb (COM): French lady at the spawn

[11:14] Knightblade Fayray (COM): cool last name

[11:14] Knightblade Fayray (COM): rokococko!

[11:14] Knightblade Fayray (COM): spelled that wrong.. lol

[11:15] Hokusai Otsuka (COM): lawl

[11:15] DamionStJames Webb (COM): Freudian slip?

[11:15] Knightblade Fayray (COM): possibly

[Phillip Hultcrantz]

[12:15] Proteus Hand: So I was recruiting in armory island

[12:15] Proteus Hand: and I got this

[12:15] Proteus Hand: [11:27] Scarrlett Flow smiles than thanks the kind solider with a wink then raises her hand cups her fingers to her lips gently allowing them to slightly touch as she kisses them softly then lowers he fingers straightening them infront of her mouth and blows lightly hoping the kiss will get carried in the wind to you as she thanks you kindly [11:28] Proteus Hand: I see that aesthetics are a moral imperative to you.

[12:15] Proteus Hand: never

[12:15] Proteus Hand: recruit

[12:15] Proteus Hand: goreans.

[Jester Spearmann]

goreans should be purged with fire >.>

[Hunter Abrams]

ShadowFang Blessed wrote:

[23:27] You: you and hunter are like

[23:27] You: older brothers? :o

[23:27] Mason Heiden: D'awww

[23:27] Mason Heiden: D:

[23:27] Mason Heiden: :D***

[23:27] Mason Heiden: >____<

[23:28] You: intus and ascadian are like

[23:28] You: ascadian is like that scary ass uncle that is just

[23:28] You: scary

[23:28] Mason Heiden: xD

[23:28] You: intus is like a even older brother :o

[23:29] You: aryte = father :o

[23:30] Mason Heiden: Heheh

[23:30] Mason Heiden: Well i'm glad to be your older brother figure xD Little...sister/man...thing

[23:30] You: lol

Im a What?

[Cheeso Szydlowska]

Hunter Abrams wrote:

Im a What?

DOUBLE *RACIAL SLUR IN REGARDS TO SOMEONE OF AFRICAN AMERICAN DESCENT*

[Hunter Abrams]

[11:03] Gunau Sodwind: Grenade!

[11:03] Gunau Sodwind: good bye

[11:03] You: I love you

[11:03] Gunau Sodwind: i don't know...

[11:03] Gunau Sodwind: i've allways loved you

[11:03] Gunau Sodwind: and...well..

[11:03] Gunau Sodwind: er...

[11:03] Gunau Sodwind: what

[11:03] Hunter Abrams facepalms...

[11:03] Gunau Sodwind: er i mean

[11:03] Gunau Sodwind: uhhh

[11:03] Gunau Sodwind coughs

[11:04] Gunau Sodwind: ahem

[11:04] Gunau Sodwind: anyway

[11:04] Gunau Sodwind: good bye

[11:04] Gunau Sodwind: my son

[11:04] Gunau Sodwind: may the winds

[11:04] You: bye father

[11:04] Utility HUD: Collision: "plasma" owned by Hunter Abrams

[Issabella Scarpulla]

lol

[Knightblade Fayray]

nice

[Jester Spearmann]

[20:49] Sosarin Demar (COM): C'mon people you know you want to shoot cadets.

[DamionStJames Webb]

[12:56] Jakoby Romano: Hey guys! I struck triple pla-

[12:56] Jakoby Romano: I mean, I didn't find anything.

[12:56] DamionStJames Webb Raises eyebrow o_0

[12:57] Jakoby Romano: Hi there!

[12:57] Jakoby Romano: I'm mining this here place for ore./

[12:57] You: Greetings

[12:57] You: Ore? Have you thought of going to Oregon?

[12:57] Jakoby Romano: I gots a permit from that furry little fella'.

[12:57] Jakoby Romano: Nah, the ore's all gone from there.

[12:57] DamionStJames Webb blinks "Furry Little Fella? there are several furries here."

[12:58] Jakoby Romano: He's the real tiny one.

[12:58] You: There are a couple real tiny ones.

[12:58] Jakoby Romano: Well, he's pretty high up.

[12:58] Dralkanen Hextall: If hes speaking of Demo, No deal was made last night, so any permits currently owned are Invalid and forgeries.

[12:58] Jakoby Romano: Heh, well. He did offer me the mineral rights for 5000 Linden..

[12:59] You: o_0

[[12:59] You: That's interesting.....

[12:59] Dralkanen Hextall: No money was exchanged.

[12:59] Jakoby Romano: And I'd still have to go and pay the government so I could use something more powerful.

[12:59] Jakoby Romano: Can't just keep hitting it with a sharp metal object till it falls out.

[13:00] DamionStJames Webb (COM): Blinks and says "Uh huh."

[13:00] DamionStJames Webb blinks and says "Uh huih"

[13:00] Jakoby Romano: Well. Gotta' get back to work.

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[13:08] Jakoby Romano: I'm not having much luck.

[13:08] You: I doubt you would have much luck

[13:08] Jakoby Romano: Maybe I'm not cut out to be a miner.

[13:09] DamionStJames Webb shrugs

[13:09] Jakoby Romano: Well, I heard Dorien has a good fishing industry.

[13:09] DamionStJames Webb stifles a laugh. "There are precious red rocks there that you could go mine."

[13:10] You: DOn't know much about the fishing

[13:10] Jakoby Romano: And if that doesn't work, I can always go logging in Badnarik/.

[13:10] DamionStJames Webb shrugs. "Well thats always a possibility."

[13:11] Jakoby Romano: Maybe a delivery boy in Anamur or whatever that place is called.

[13:11] Jakoby Romano: I dunno.

[13:11] Jakoby Romano: You're a real pal. Thanks for listening. Oh, and not shooting me on sight.

[13:11] ShadowFang Blessed: lol sorry eazy

[13:11] Eazy101 Wilber: np

[13:11] DamionStJames Webb shrugs "You're welcome."

[Jester Spearmann]

lolwut ?

[Mack Rachter]

Digging through my logs while bored... LONG QUOTE IS LONG!

[2008/07/09 17:20] Mat Margulis: This is the nastiest chinese food I've ever eaten.

[2008/07/09 17:22] Mat Margulis: and they dont speak a damn bit of english

[2008/07/09 17:23] Constantine Giugiaro: I see Mexicans working in Chinese restaurants

[2008/07/09 17:23] You: XD

[2008/07/09 17:23] Krow Ames: rofl, when the fortune cookie was first introduced, it was called "American's one and only fortune cookie."

[2008/07/09 17:23] Mat Margulis: hahah

[2008/07/09 17:23] Cloud Ravikumar: lol

[2008/07/09 17:23] Krow Ames: I never get a fortune in my cookie, anyway. It's always an "advisory statement."

[2008/07/09 17:23] Mat Margulis: Hah

[2008/07/09 17:23] Mat Margulis: Yep

[2008/07/09 17:24] You: Or a vague positive outlook.

[2008/07/09 17:24] Krow Ames: And it's always so vague, it applies to everyone.

[2008/07/09 17:24] Constantine Giugiaro: Or lottery numbers

[2008/07/09 17:24] Krow Ames: "You will breathe tomorrow."

[2008/07/09 17:24] Cloud Ravikumar: lmao

[2008/07/09 17:24] Mat Margulis: hahaha

[2008/07/09 17:24] Mat Margulis: pretty much yep

[2008/07/09 17:24] Krow Ames: I got one that said "Enjoy life while you can."

[2008/07/09 17:24] Krow Ames: I felt threatened.

[2008/07/09 17:25] Mat Margulis: Put in bed at the end of every fortune, its amazing...

[2008/07/09 17:25] Mat Margulis: Enjoy life while you can in bed

[2008/07/09 17:25] Cloud Ravikumar: lol

[2008/07/09 17:25] Mat Margulis: Lemme see what mine says

[2008/07/09 17:25] You: Hopefully with others. :D

[2008/07/09 17:25] Krow Ames: "Now is the time to explore business opportunies with your friends"

[2008/07/09 17:25] Krow Ames: In bed

[2008/07/09 17:25] Krow Ames: Ewwww

[2008/07/09 17:25] Cloud Ravikumar: rofl

[2008/07/09 17:25] Krow Ames: D: I don't have any female friends.

[2008/07/09 17:26] You: Ho business, Krow. D:

[2008/07/09 17:26] Krow Ames: Outside of SL, anyway.

[2008/07/09 17:26] Mat Margulis: haha

[2008/07/09 17:26] Cloud Ravikumar: X

[2008/07/09 17:26] Mat Margulis: HAHAH

[2008/07/09 17:26] Mat Margulis: THIS IS HILARIOUS

[2008/07/09 17:26] Mat Margulis: "everyone agrees you are the best" In bed

[2008/07/09 17:26] Cloud Ravikumar: lol

[2008/07/09 17:26] Constantine Giugiaro: LoL

[2008/07/09 17:27] You: All two hands!

[2008/07/09 17:27] Krow Ames: I remember we used to go to a chinese place in town, and we'd always make fun of everything.

[2008/07/09 17:27] Krow Ames: EVERYHING.

[2008/07/09 17:27] Krow Ames: thing'

[2008/07/09 17:27] Krow Ames: So

[2008/07/09 17:27] Krow Ames: When the guy came to refill our tea, one of my friends was like "This is GREAT mexican food, man."

[2008/07/09 17:27] Mat Margulis: hahaha

[2008/07/09 17:27] Krow Ames: And the chinese guy got pissed off

[2008/07/09 17:28] Krow Ames: He was like, "You come to wrong place! Kick you out window!"

[2008/07/09 17:28] Cloud Ravikumar: lol

[2008/07/09 17:28] Mat Margulis: Hahah

[2008/07/09 17:28] Krow Ames: omfg, we lost it

[2008/07/09 17:28] Mat Margulis: holy shit

[2008/07/09 17:28] Krow Ames: Man, I was laughing so hard

[2008/07/09 17:28] You: XD

[2008/07/09 17:28] Mat Margulis: There is this chenese buffet down the road from me...

[2008/07/09 17:28] Krow Ames: DROP WOK ONE MORE TIME, I FEED YOU TO ROUND EYE

[2008/07/09 17:28] You: O.o

[2008/07/09 17:29] Mat Margulis: I went in, and when I asked the lady If she was serving cat, she goes Thank you.

[2008/07/09 17:29] Mat Margulis: and just walks away

[2008/07/09 17:29] Krow Ames: LOOOL

[2008/07/09 17:29] Krow Ames: The folks that own the chinese place in town aren't even Chinese.

[2008/07/09 17:29] Krow Ames: They're like Thai or something.

[2008/07/09 17:30] Krow Ames: Cool folks, though.

[2008/07/09 17:30] Krow Ames: My father is the manager for the girls softball team they sponsor.

[2008/07/09 17:30] Mat Margulis: The ones here do.... they just immigrated I'm pretty sure...

[2008/07/09 17:30] Mat Margulis: me and my friend went in and asked for a job application because everyone there was chinese

[2008/07/09 17:30] Karlhockey Forte: check

[2008/07/09 17:30] Mat Margulis: and we were white.

[2008/07/09 17:30] Mat Margulis: They didnt give us one.

[2008/07/09 17:30] Krow Ames: You WERE white?

[2008/07/09 17:30] Krow Ames: Ahaha

[2008/07/09 17:30] Cloud Ravikumar: lol

[2008/07/09 17:30] Mat Margulis: They said they werent hiring

[2008/07/09 17:31] You: He's now Asian.

[2008/07/09 17:31] Mat Margulis: Yeah.. well... funny story...

[2008/07/09 17:31] You: They converted him.

[2008/07/09 17:31] Krow Ames: rofl

[2008/07/09 17:31] Mat Margulis: there was this smokey building..

[2008/07/09 17:31] Krow Ames: I'm just messing with you, man.

[2008/07/09 17:31] Mat Margulis: and it just never really came out of my skin i guess.

[2008/07/09 17:31] You: Yellow dye accident...

[2008/07/09 17:31] Mat Margulis: Haha

[2008/07/09 17:31] Krow Ames: LOL

[2008/07/09 17:31] You: And a bad facelift around the eyes.

[2008/07/09 17:31] Cloud Ravikumar: lol

[2008/07/09 17:31] Mat Margulis: Poison ivy in my eyes.

[2008/07/09 17:31] Mat Margulis: I had that once

[2008/07/09 17:31] Cloud Ravikumar: ow

[2008/07/09 17:31] Mat Margulis: I was oriental for 3 days.

[2008/07/09 17:31] You: Nah, they tugged them too hard.

[2008/07/09 17:31] Cloud Ravikumar: rofl

[2008/07/09 17:32] You: Then they taught him to drive like shit.

[2008/07/09 17:32] Mat Margulis: I couldnt drive anywhere... and then I was like... hmm.... maybe thats why...

[2008/07/09 17:32] Krow Ames: roflll

[2008/07/09 17:32] Krow Ames: Mack, stop, I'm gonna crack a rib

[2008/07/09 17:33] You: :B

[2008/07/09 17:33] Mat Margulis: Whats he doing?

[2008/07/09 17:33] Krow Ames: Being funny

[2008/07/09 17:33] You: I saw an Asain drivng down my street with a flat tire.

[2008/07/09 17:33] You: Must've been you, Mat.

[2008/07/09 17:33] Krow Ames: HAHAHAHA

[2008/07/09 17:33] Krow Ames: LOOOOOL

[2008/07/09 17:33] Mat Margulis: Hahaha

[2008/07/09 17:33] You: Looked like Big Bird with squinty eyes.

[2008/07/09 17:33] Mat Margulis: Hahahahha

[2008/07/09 17:33] Krow Ames: lasuehlaega

[2008/07/09 17:34] Krow Ames: omfg

[2008/07/09 17:34] Krow Ames: I'm crying

[2008/07/09 17:34] You: I think Krow had an aneurysm.

[2008/07/09 17:34] Mat Margulis: Hahha

[2008/07/09 17:34] You: Quick, to the Wok Mobile, Mat!

[2008/07/09 17:34] Mat Margulis: I thought he was speakin greek or some shit.

[2008/07/09 17:34] Mat Margulis: Hahah

[2008/07/09 17:34] Krow Ames: HAHAHA

[2008/07/09 17:36] You: I want one of those eggrolls when you do.

[2008/07/09 17:37] Mat Margulis: Did my food just meow at me?

[2008/07/09 17:38] You: Dammit Mat! Deep fry for 15 minutes! Not 15 seconds!

[2008/07/09 17:38] Mat Margulis: Haha

[2008/07/09 17:38] Mat Margulis: they are so angry in the chinese food place though too

[2008/07/09 17:38] You: And why do you have Cantonese?! You do Chinese!

[2008/07/09 17:38] Mat Margulis: it sounds like... world war 3 in the kitchen

[2008/07/09 17:38] You: You add dog, too?

[2008/07/09 17:39] Mat Margulis: Dude

[2008/07/09 17:40] Mat Margulis: I swear to god

[2008/07/09 17:40] Mat Margulis: I walked in one

[2008/07/09 17:40] Mat Margulis: time

[2008/07/09 17:40] Mat Margulis: to pick up me food..

[2008/07/09 17:40] Mat Margulis: and I watched the head chef whip somebody with his spatchula

[2008/07/09 17:40] Mat Margulis: in the back.

[2008/07/09 17:41] Mat Margulis: He was like Singtow mi yokto.... *WHIP*

[2008/07/09 17:41] Krow Ames: "One more time and I'll feed you to round eye"

[2008/07/09 17:41] You: XD

[2008/07/09 17:41] Mat Margulis: "Xing Xai Xao Xi...."

[2008/07/09 17:41] Mat Margulis: Whip