Quotes of Win

Trinity Heckroth · December 13, 2010

Wow z. Wow.

RazorFox · December 14, 2010

What? It was hilarious. :awesome:

thatguy Andel · December 15, 2010

[20:29] thatguy Andel: But could you send me the white shirt and black shirt pl0x? ;-;

[20:29] Disembodied Hand: GRIGGA DIS AINT DISNEYLAND

Johann · December 15, 2010

At work and on the phone:

Me: Happy Holidays and thank you for calling HERPADURR, this is HURRRRN. How can I assist you today?

Chinese woman or black guy with weird ass pimp voice: Oh hi. I have a serious problem. I buy sunglasses there and when I put them on they shatter.

Me: ... they shattered?

Person: Yeah they shatter.

Me: Well. That shouldn't happen (insert long spiel about warranty and shit).

Person: Ok, I bring them in soon. You want go with me to Chinese restaurant after work?

Me: (trying to hide laughter) I... What? No, I can't. I'm sorry.

Person: Aww you breaking my heart.

Me: Again, I'm sorry.

Person: Ok, then. I see you later. Love you, baby.

Then they hung up.

Desereck Creeggan · December 16, 2010

[15:37] Nikki4 Aquitaine: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/7146574/THIS%20IS%20NIIIYAAAA.jpg

[15:37] Nikki4 Aquitaine: Niiya's AV bugged

[15:37] Nikki4 Aquitaine: XD

[15:37] Kitten Jenkins is Offline

[15:37] Nikki4 Aquitaine: I GET BORED OKAY?

[15:37] Kristian Kit: rofl

[15:37] Desereck Creeggan: LOL

[15:37] Kristian Kit: New wallpaper

[15:37] Niiya Narayan is Offline

[15:37] Radar Base: Lost contact: Niiya Narayan

Eriksson Foxtrot · December 17, 2010

[15:37] Nikki4 Aquitaine: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/7146574/THIS%20IS%20NIIIYAAAA.jpg

Lmao!

Hunter Abrams · December 17, 2010

At work and on the phone:
Me: Happy Holidays and thank you for calling HERPADURR, this is HURRRRN. How can I assist you today?
Chinese woman or black guy with weird ass pimp voice: Oh hi. I have a serious problem. I buy sunglasses there and when I put them on they shatter.
Me: ... they shattered?
Person: Yeah they shatter.
Me: Well. That shouldn't happen (insert long spiel about warranty and shit).
Person: Ok, I bring them in soon. You want go with me to Chinese restaurant after work?
Me: (trying to hide laughter) I... What? No, I can't. I'm sorry.
Person: Aww you breaking my heart.
Me: Again, I'm sorry.
Person: Ok, then. I see you later. Love you, baby.
Then they hung up.

someones getting them some tonight

Zerowinged Vasiliev · December 17, 2010

[6:02] rhett Arun shouts: REALLY I EMPTY A FULL 100 ROUND MAG INTO SOMEONE AND I SAW EACH BULLET HIT HIT AND HE STILL STANDS AND STABES ME WTF KINDA BULLSHIT IS THAT RON. I OVER LOOK THE FACT YALL WANT TO HAVE 6 OR 7 GUYS DEFEND ONE PERSON BUT YOUR GONNA CHEAT THATS SHITTY GUYS REALLY SHITTY LMAO. AND YOU GUYS CALL YOURSELVES AN ARMY

The individual left shortly after. . . I immediately contacted Ron Bleac about these allegations.

[6:03] Zerowinged Vasiliev: Ron, what do you have to say for yourself? Considering these allogations.
[6:03] Ron Bleac: I can't help it.
[6:03] Ron Bleac: I'm Finnish, I'm naturally impervious to bullets.

Solution: Finnish are impervious to bullshit. End Game.

Johann · December 17, 2010

someones getting them some tonight

Ew no. Probably has the nastiest vag this side of the Mississippi.

Desereck Creeggan · December 18, 2010

Ew no. Probably has the nastiest vag this side of the Mississippi.

Hint. It doesn't have a vag.

ALSO PAGE 100 WOWOWOWOWOOOOOOOO

Jester Spearmann · December 18, 2010

This is from IRC last night it's in raw format so pardon the weird shit

[10:29pm] <06~jfolfsky> im using Linux because the pron on my windows became self aware and took over windows

[10:29pm] <06~jfolfsky> D=

[10:31pm] <04+Snoopy> wait wat ?

[10:31pm] <04+Snoopy> lol

[10:31pm] <04+Snoopy> your porn turned into skynet ?

[10:31pm] <06~jfolfsky> for srs

[10:32pm] <06~jfolfsky> yes, so now i have to kill it

[10:32pm] <06~jfolfsky> but how

[10:32pm] <04+Snoopy> emp ?

[10:33pm] <06~jfolfsky> possibly

Crash Silverfall · December 19, 2010

[04:58] You: fatty

[04:59] Kanaki Hornet: Whoah

[04:59] You: No hate bro, where you been

[04:59] Kanaki Hornet: Le College~

[04:59] You: Did mcdonalds kept you hidden

[04:59] You: :<

[05:00] Kanaki Hornet: :( I have a chili bowl right now

[05:00] Kanaki Hornet: THEY HAVE NO CHILI

[05:00] Kanaki Hornet: AT MCDONALDS

[05:00] Kanaki Hornet: I CHECKED.

[05:00] You: YOU LIKE HAMBURGERS

[05:00] You: GO EAT ME

[05:00] You: i mean

[05:00] You: MORE

[05:00] You: FUCK

[05:00] Kanaki Hornet: LOL

[05:00] You: That was so wrong

[05:00] Kanaki Hornet: oh my god this chili

[05:00] Kanaki Hornet: is melting in my mouth

[05:00] You: is it hot

[05:00] You: i can imagine

[05:00] Kanaki Hornet: mmmm

[05:00] Kanaki Hornet: it's like

[05:01] Kanaki Hornet: Cheese

[05:01] Kanaki Hornet: blowing in a fan

[05:01] You: oh cheese

[05:01] You: cheese sucks tho

[05:01] Kanaki Hornet: brushing its hair

[05:01] Kanaki Hornet: straightening it afterward

[05:01] Kanaki Hornet: and

[05:01] Kanaki Hornet: adding a nice little pink bow

[05:01] Kanaki Hornet: But yeah I love chili

[05:02] You: rofl

[05:02] You: quoted

[05:02] Kanaki Hornet: Also Aryte is a fat

[05:03] You: OH YES

[05:03] You: HE IS

[05:03] Kanaki Hornet: QUOTE

[05:03] Kanaki Hornet: THAT

[05:03] Kanaki Hornet: QUOTE THAT

[05:03] Kanaki Hornet: SO HEAVILY

[05:03] Kanaki Hornet: QUOTE IT

[05:03] You: I WILL

[05:03] You: ITS GOING ON THE FORUMS

[05:03] Kanaki Hornet: DO IT NOW

[05:03] You: SO EVERYONE CAN SEE

[05:03] You: AND RUIN IS FAT TO

[05:03] Kanaki Hornet: YEAH AND ALL OF HIS OTHER 9090909090 FAT ALTS

[05:03] You: YEAH

[05:03] Kanaki Hornet: WHICH ARE EASY TO TELL BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL FAT

[05:03] You: STILL UR LIKE THE KING OF FAT

[05:03] Kanaki Hornet: NO

[05:03] Kanaki Hornet: LOL

[05:03] You: ROFL

Agares Tretiak · December 19, 2010

Is that heresy I smell, or just fear?

Crash Silverfall · December 19, 2010

Is that heresy I smell, or just fear?

Heresy

Desereck Creeggan · December 19, 2010

[14:15] (COM): Hunter Abrams: MILK FOR THE KHORN FLAKES

[14:16] (COM): Hunter Abrams: LET THE CEREAL DROWN IN IT

[14:16] Mercury: Declaring new OIC for Titan: Milites Hunter Abrams.

Niiya Narayan · December 20, 2010

[21:05] (COM): Aryte Vesperia: I need to get off. So we need bodies on the ground!

[21:05] (COM): Zacharias Bardasch: Aryte, no one wants to know that. D:

Aryte · December 20, 2010

[2010/12/19 21:05] (COM): Niiya Narayan: so quoted.

[2010/12/19 21:05] (COM): Aryte Vesperia: Wow. Terrible.

[2010/12/19 21:05] (COM): Aryte Vesperia: Ya'll got issues.

[2010/12/19 21:05] (COM): Nikki4 Aquitaine: I also thought that

[2010/12/19 21:05] (COM): Zacharias Bardasch: :3

[2010/12/19 21:06] (COM): Nikki4 Aquitaine: God damn brain

[2010/12/19 21:06] (COM): Zacharias Bardasch: Nikki's mind has been poisoned by the furries

[2010/12/19 21:06] (COM): Aryte Vesperia: Necrophilia is not for cool people.

>:[!

Trinity Heckroth · December 20, 2010

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Crash Silverfall · December 20, 2010

[05:36] Kanaki Hornet: OKAY

[05:36] Kanaki Hornet: TEE PEE

[05:36] Kanaki Hornet: PLEASE

[05:36] You: NO

[05:36] Kanaki Hornet: THIS GUY

[05:36] You: SORRY

[05:36] You: i'm

[05:36] Kanaki Hornet: WANTS TO YIFFYFURACTION ME

[05:36] You: WITH A GIRL

[05:36] Kanaki Hornet: HEEELP

[05:36] You: LOL

[05:36] Kanaki Hornet: oh

[05:36] Kanaki Hornet: OMG

[05:36] Kanaki Hornet: HELP

[05:36] Kanaki Hornet: I DON'T WANT TO

[05:36] You: HE LIKES FATMAN?

[05:37] Kanaki Hornet: BE SEXUALLY HARASSED

[05:37] Kanaki Hornet: LOL

[05:37] You: ROFL

Krow Ames · December 20, 2010

[15:21] Arokh Takakura: [15:17] Fox Cheri: Carrot?

[15:17] Tala Spingflower: sure

[15:17] Krow Ames: ONE OF US

[15:17] Fox Cheri: Carrot?

[15:17] Krow Ames: ONE OF US

[15:18] Linx Foxclaw: Im the one with carrots.

[15:18] Fox Cheri: Carrot?

[15:18] Krow Ames: ONE OF US

[15:18] Fox Cheri: Carrot?

[15:18] Xevion Velinov: ONE OF US

[15:18] Arokh Takakura: ONE OF US.

[15:18] Xevion Velinov: ONE OF US

[15:18] Fox Cheri: Carrot?

[15:18] Arokh Takakura: ONE OF US

[15:18] Fox Cheri: Carrot?

[15:18] Linx Foxclaw: ONE OF US

[15:18] Krow Ames: ONE OF US

[15:18] Fox Cheri: Carrot?

[15:18] Xevion Velinov: ONE OF US

[15:18] Tala Spingflower: ONE OF US

[15:18] Linx Foxclaw: ONE OF US

[15:18] Fox Cheri: Carrot?

[15:18] Arokh Takakura: ONE OF US

[15:18] Fox Cheri: Carrot?

[15:18] Tala Spingflower: ONE OF US

[15:18] Linx Foxclaw: ONE OF US

[15:18] Krow Ames: ONE OF US

[15:18] Fox Cheri: Carrot?

[15:18] Tala Spingflower: DO U WANNA JOIN ORDOUGH? :U

[15:18] Fox Cheri: Carrot?

[15:18] Arokh Takakura: ONE OF US

[15:18] Fo

[15:21] Arokh Takakura: x Cheri: Carrot?

[15:18] Linx Foxclaw: ONE OF US

[15:18] Xevion Velinov: ONE OF US

[15:18] Fox Cheri: Carrot?

[15:18] Teron Gray is Online

[15:18] Mercury: New contact: Teron Gray

[15:18] Krow Ames: ONE OF US

[15:18] Fox Cheri: Carrot?

[15:18] Xevion Velinov: ONE OF US

[15:18] Mercury: Lost contact: Kristian Kit

[15:18] Fox Cheri: Carrot?

[15:18] Krow Ames: ONE OF US

[15:18] Fox Cheri: Carrot?

[15:18] Xevion Velinov: ONE OF US

[15:18] Fox Cheri: Carrot?

[15:18] Arokh Takakura: ONE OF US

[15:18] Fox Cheri: Carrot?

[15:18] Xevion Velinov: ONE OF US

[15:18] Fox Cheri: Carrot?

[15:19] Fox Cheri: Carrot?

[15:19] Arokh Takakura: ONE OF US

[15:19] josey Bingyi is Online