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[15:21] Eye Korobase: Hunter....

[15:21] Eye Korobase: just wow

[15:21] Eye Korobase: I bet you have more prims on you then half a sim would have in it

[15:21] You: Im imposing my epicness onto this sim

[15:21] You: Alnot about 2000 at last I checked

[15:21] Eye Korobase: you know Ordo has very serious rules about armor modding :/

[15:22] You: only*

[15:22] You: Yes I do

[15:22] Eye Korobase: well, how did you get ANY of that appoved at all?

[15:22] Eye Korobase: and that gun on your back is like hugh!

[15:22] Eye Korobase: you really need something THAT big?

[15:22] You: Im Arches Lictor If i did anything wrong he would inform me

[15:23] You: ANd yes I do

[15:23] ginara Aya is Offline

[15:23] Eye Korobase: to fight at all?

[15:23] Eye Korobase: you guys do have the M4, the M80 shoutgun, and etc

[15:23] Eye Korobase: that are NORMAL sizes weapons :/

[15:24] Eye Korobase: shotgun*

[15:24] You: WEll this is a lazer heavy weapon.

[15:24] You: This is normal

[15:24] Eye Korobase: but against infantry, that would be like us using our RPG on them

[15:24] Alysia Atlass: All you do is instigate eye, what are you trying to prove?

[15:25] You: If your going to kill somthing Go overkill then eat their flesh to celebrate

[14:15] Ludwig Trommler: i presume you are american

[14:15] You: No

[14:15] Ludwig Trommler: ok

[14:15] Ludwig Trommler: somewhere on a par with american

[14:15] Ludwig Trommler: nigeria?

[14:16] Ludwig Trommler: trinidad and tobago

[14:16] DamionStJames Webb is Online

[14:16] Ludwig Trommler: zimbabwe?

[14:16] Ludwig Trommler: then again

[14:16] You: No its just I have no reason to tell you who I am or where I am from

[14:16] Ludwig Trommler: if you were american

[14:16] Ludwig Trommler: you wouldnt have the slightest clue where they were

[14:16] You: I don't really care where it is

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[3:46] Blade Syakumi: [3:44] S.Takkun Gray: Is the big muscular furry raping you thir? [3:45] You: /s Aye. Taking him down to my office for a spanking.

[3:46] Blade Syakumi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

[3:47] Jester Spearmann: x3

[3:47] Blade Syakumi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[3:47] Blade Syakumi: It's supposed to go over a secure channel.

[3:47] Blade Syakumi: AHHHHHH.

[3:49] Blade Syakumi: Gonna go hide in my office now...

[3:49] Jester Spearmann: xD

[3:49] Jester Spearmann: want i should come :P

[3:49] Blade Syakumi: NO. >:O

[3:52] Jester Spearmann: oh yeah this is going on the qoutes board

[3:52] Blade Syakumi: D:

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[12:23] Tenichi Yohkoh: lol

[12:23] Tenichi Yohkoh: i always mt to you why?

[12:23] Tenichi Yohkoh: helping someone look at land and they asked if there is a rule about building in the sky

[12:24] Sosarin Demar: Because, deep down inside, you want to tell me something.

[12:24] Tenichi Yohkoh: oh

[12:24] Tenichi Yohkoh: right

[12:24] Sosarin Demar: Do you still eat fruit snacks, Tenichi?

[12:24] Tenichi Yohkoh: i like unicorns

[12:24] Tenichi Yohkoh: fruit snacks

[12:24] Tenichi Yohkoh: no lol

[12:24] Sosarin Demar: Do you eat fruit snacks shaped as unicorns, Tenichi?

[12:24] Tenichi Yohkoh: uhm

[12:24] Sosarin Demar: It's okay . . . you can tell me.

[12:24] Tenichi Yohkoh: no

[12:24] Sosarin Demar: Do you like biting off their heads and having them prance around before you consume their torso, Tenichi?

[12:25] Tenichi Yohkoh: lmao

[12:25] Tenichi Yohkoh: i like to

[12:25] Sosarin Demar: Okay that's as far as I'll take that. xd

[12:25] Sosarin Demar: XD

[12:25] Tenichi Yohkoh: preform surgery to gummy bears

[12:25] Sosarin Demar: lol

[12:25] Tenichi Yohkoh: id take the head of a red one

[12:25] Tenichi Yohkoh: and put i t on the body of a blue one

[12:25] Tenichi Yohkoh: im just wrong like that

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[14:04] Trinity Heckroth: "Because Trin and Meia are snuggling in her office and I think it's hot"

[14:04] Ruin Nefarious: Exactly.

[14:04] Ruin Nefarious: ..

[14:04] Ruin Nefarious: Wait no.

[14:04] Trinity Heckroth: Ah HA!

[14:04] Trinity Heckroth posts this on the boards.

[14:04] Ruin Nefarious: DAMNATION

[14:04] Ruin Nefarious: I WILL POST PICTURE

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[14:02] Trinity Heckroth: NO

[14:02] Trinity Heckroth: NO

[14:02] Ruin Nefarious: IT IS PRETTY AWKWARD

[14:02] Trinity Heckroth: I AM NOT

[14:02] Trinity Heckroth: WITH MEIA

[14:02] Trinity Heckroth: ON MY COUCH

[14:02] Trinity Heckroth: >.<

[14:02] Ruin Nefarious: AWKWARD

[14:03] Trinity Heckroth: NO

[14:03] Ruin Nefarious: ROFL

[14:03] Ruin Nefarious: And Syxx is like

[14:03] Ruin Nefarious: "WHY YOU TAKE PICTURE?"

[14:03] Trinity Heckroth: >.<;

[14:03] Ruin Nefarious: "NO REASON TO!"

[14:03] Ruin Nefarious: >:o

[14:04] Trinity Heckroth: "Because Trin and Meia are snuggling in her office and I think it's hot"

[14:04] Ruin Nefarious: Exactly.

[14:04] Ruin Nefarious: ..

[14:04] Ruin Nefarious: Wait no.

[14:04] Trinity Heckroth: Ah HA!

[14:04] Trinity Heckroth posts this on the boards.

[14:04] Ruin Nefarious: DAMNATION

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[15:55] You: my door is borked.

[15:55] Sukasa Rydell: So is my breaching charge.

[15:55] Sukasa Rydell: xD

[15:55] You: Then we have reached an impasse.

[15:55] You: I declare this duel a draw.

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[17:07] Trinity Heckroth: So you simply must come over for tea sometime.

[17:07] Trinity Heckroth: Bring the missus.

[17:07] Trinity Heckroth: And maybe Mr. Janus as well.

[17:08] Aryte Vesperia: Mr Janus smells.

[17:08] Trinity Heckroth: Well, that may be, but you must remember you are a canine and your sense of smell is fairly different than mine.

[17:08] Aryte Vesperia: . . Touche.

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[19:44] Trevor Russell: where did you get the lancer?

[19:44] Eazy101 Wilber: s0p3r 13337 h4x0r2

[19:47] Trevor Russell: ok...so actually...

[19:48] Eazy101 Wilber: well

[19:51] Eazy101 Wilber: super mario came up to me and was like " YOU HAVE TO SAVE THE PRINCESS!!!" so i said " what do i get in return?" and they said " you can have a magical lancer that the ancient COW warriors used" and i replyed "OK" and so then began the epic battle of bowzer v.s Eazy. The rest my good friend is history

[19:51] Trevor Russell: ...

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[2008/08/09 19:22] Heather McKay: I am highly disturbed now.

[2008/08/09 19:22] Bruno Ziskey: Oh?

[2008/08/09 19:22] Heather McKay: Someone found a Nanao sex log. [2008/08/09 19:22] Heather McKay: It's bad. *shudders*

[2008/08/09 19:22] Bruno Ziskey: ....I can bet...

[2008/08/09 19:23] Heather McKay: Be warned

[2008/08/09 19:24] Bruno Ziskey: ...ew

[2008/08/09 19:25] Bruno Ziskey is Offline

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[3:25] Kanaki Hornet: Oh fuck not you

[3:25] Lairyth Karu: Ha ha ha ha.

[3:26] Kanaki Hornet: Why is the anus man here :(

[3:26] Vulpo Forager: Hello, good sir.

[3:26] Takkun Gray: These aren't the droids I'm looking for.

[3:26] Vulpo Forager: They aren't, but perhaps you could help us with a problem.

[3:26] Takkun Gray: Move along, move along.

[3:27] Vulpo Forager: Indeed.

[3:28] Takkun Gray shouts: Mind the fence.

[3:29] Vulpo Forager: Hello again, Mr. Gray.

[3:29] Takkun Gray: Hi

[3:29] Vulpo Forager: We meet again.

[3:29] Takkun Gray: Hello Mr. Gray.

[3:29] Debi Dastardly: XD

[3:29] Vulpo Forager: Mind you direct me to the person in charge at the moment?

[3:29] Takkun Gray: That'de be me.

[3:29] Vulpo Forager: Oh, good.

[3:29] You decline /movebitch from A group member named BoomHour Eason.

[3:30] Vulpo Forager: We have quite a few complaints that need to be recognized.

[3:30] Takkun Gray: Those being?

[3:30] Vulpo Forager: Many of which can be resolved right here, right now.

[3:30] Vulpo Forager: One: The Merczateers have stolen many boxes of a particular food item from Ordo and have counterfeited it.

[3:30] Debi Dastardly: I want wihp cream on my tactical coffee thats mine

[3:30] Vulpo Forager: I happen to have a copy of the counterfeit product.

[3:30] Takkun Gray: Show me.

[3:31] Debi Dastardly: XD

[3:31] Vulpo Forager: GRUNTCO was a Titan brand.

[3:31] Vulpo Forager: Copyrights were infringed.

[3:31] Takkun Gray: Sir these are Lurd cakes.

[3:31] Takkun Gray: And as we all know it's Lurdy Cakes

[3:31] Vulpo Forager: Cleverly renamed, I'm sure.

[3:31] Debi Dastardly: I gave some to the AN last night XD

[3:31] Takkun Gray: Also Mark Karlfeldt made these, who has no direct association with the Merczateers.

[3:31] Takkun Gray: And that isn't even a cake, it's a cupcake.

[3:32] Vulpo Forager: Two: Murz have stolen our right to Party. Yesterday I observed many of you "partying" with boom boxes.

[3:32] Takkun Gray: Sir this box makes no sense.

[3:32] Vulpo Forager: With headbanging.

[3:32] Takkun Gray: Sir

[3:32] Vulpo Forager: Which is a clear infringement of copyright.

[3:32] Takkun Gray: You've gotta fight

[3:32] Takkun Gray: For your right

[3:32] Takkun Gray: To Party

[3:32] Vulpo Forager: Ordo copyrighted the headbang.

[3:32] Debi Dastardly: hehe

[3:32] Vulpo Forager: We copyrighted it solely because our PoW's would go insane enough to actually bang their heads.

[3:32] Vulpo Forager: On concrete.

[3:32] Vulpo Forager: YOU.

[3:32] Lairyth Karu picks her teeth with a toothpick.

[3:33] Vulpo Forager: STOP INFRINGING COPYRIGHT.

[3:33] Debi Dastardly: ILOL @ Kanaki

[3:33] Kanaki Hornet: ._.

[3:33] Vulpo Forager: CEASE AND DESIST OR I WILL FIRE A LAWSUIT.

[3:33] Vulpo Forager: Good boy.

[3:33] Takkun Gray: Juuuust like Christoph

[3:33] Vulpo Forager: Mr. Naumova is not the concern of the evening.

[3:33] Vulpo Forager: We would like to fire a lawsuit with the Merczateers.

[3:33] Vulpo Forager: I'm sorry. File.

[3:33] Vulpo Forager: File.

[3:34] Takkun Gray: Damn.

[3:34] Takkun Gray: I need a lawyer.

[3:34] Vulpo Forager: You do.

[3:34] Debi Dastardly: hehe

[3:34] Takkun Gray: Once second.

[3:34] Vulpo Forager: We are demanding 90 million Mexican Pesos in reparations.

[3:34] Takkun Gray: Shit

[3:34] Takkun Gray: Smulet

[3:34] Debi Dastardly: XD

[3:34] Takkun Gray: SMULET HOW MUCH IS THAT IN USD?

[3:35] Vulpo Forager: I actually have no idea how much that is in USD. I'm no professional.

[3:35] Kanaki Hornet: Smulet went back to Mexico

[3:35] Debi Dastardly: sling

[3:35] Takkun Gray: Fuck ICE got him?

[3:35] Vulpo Forager: I reported him.

[3:35] Vulpo Forager: He was gardening my lawn without my permission.

[3:35] Takkun Gray: Damn you.

[3:35] Debi Dastardly: XD

[3:35] Vulpo Forager: I'm a lawyer.

[3:35] Vulpo Forager: Being damned is my job.

[3:35] Joseph Rustamova (1): blink sexy

[3:35] Vulpo Forager: So do you have the settlement up front?

[3:35] Vulpo Forager: Or will we need to see you in court?

[3:35] Lairyth Karu: ...

[3:35] Takkun Gray: I gotta find

[3:36] Takkun Gray: a lawyer

[3:36] Vulpo Forager: Fair enough. I can fire a lawsuit, if you wish.

[3:36] Takkun Gray: Wait wait

[3:36] Vulpo Forager: Hm?

[3:36] Vulpo Forager tilts his head.

[3:36] Vulpo Forager: PESOS, POR FAVOR.

[3:36] Takkun Gray: This is my lawyer.

[3:36] Vulpo Forager: ... SHIT.

[3:37] Vulpo Forager: I thought I killed you back in 'Nam.

[3:37] Debi Dastardly: XD

[3:37] Vulpo Forager: ... FUCK.

[3:37] Vulpo Forager: GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE TO LEAVE.

[3:37] Vulpo Forager: RIGHT NOW.

[3:37] Karlis Kwak: draw

[3:37] Takkun Gray: Direct all further complaints to my lawyer please.

[3:37] Vulpo Forager: TURN AROUND.

[3:37] Vulpo Forager: AND RUN.

[3:37] Vulpo Forager: GO!

[3:37] Razgriz Makarov: Wishful thinking huh?

[3:38] Vulpo Forager: Ig,

[3:38] Vulpo Forager: 'Oh.

[3:38] Vulpo Forager: I smell a lawsuit that must be fired.

[3:38] Vulpo Forager: Fired successfully. Settled.

[3:38] Vulpo Forager: TO THE TRAIN, GENTLEMEN.

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[13:07] Mack Rachter: Srsly. Two layer, with the Jello mixed with Cool Whip for a more solid texture.

[13:07] Mack Rachter: Then it gets tossed in the fridge.

[13:07] Mack Rachter: :D

[13:26] Jayce Iredell: sounds like Bill Cosby would love it.

[13:26] Jayce Iredell: And to wash it down

[13:27] Jayce Iredell ducks as a giant anthropomorphic pitcher of juice smashes through the wall "Yeeeeaaah!"

[13:27] Mack Rachter: ...

[13:27] Mack Rachter: You're insane.

[13:27] Jayce Iredell: kool-aid guy is awesome.

[13:31] Mack Rachter: >.>;

[13:31] Jayce Iredell: this is getting quoted.

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[20:56] Trevor Russell: you there?

[20:56] Emma Roy: No

[20:57] Emma Roy: You have reached the automated inbox of Emma roy, please leave a message after the greifing spam

[20:57] Emma Roy: asdaw

[20:57] Emma Roy: awefg

[20:57] Emma Roy: afd

[20:57] Emma Roy: asd

[20:57] Emma Roy: fas

[20:57] Emma Roy: f

[20:57] Emma Roy: awe

[20:57] Emma Roy: faw

[20:57] Emma Roy: ef

[20:57] Emma Roy: awe

[20:57] Emma Roy: faw

[20:57] Emma Roy: ef

[20:57] Emma Roy: awe

[20:57] Emma Roy: f

[20:57] Emma Roy: [beep]

[20:58] Trevor Russell: hey emma...you havent talked to me in a while...whats wrong? dont like me any more? found someone else!? call me! D:

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[21:47] Avil Creeggan: Not really sure how you'd measure it.

[21:47] Trinity Heckroth: ...

[21:47] Avil Creeggan: Ass minus waist?

[21:47] Trinity Heckroth: take the tape measure and wrap it round that sumbitch

[21:47] Avil Creeggan: WELL, THAT BIT IS OBVIOUS

[21:47] Avil Creeggan: IT DOESN'T SHOW IF YOU'RE HOT OR A FAT WHORE, THOUGH

[21:47] Trinity Heckroth: oh

[21:47] Trinity Heckroth: well

[21:47] Trinity Heckroth: 34 23 43

[21:47] Avil Creeggan: NOW, ASS MINUS WAIST

[21:47] Avil Creeggan: THAT'S A LOT MORE RELIABLE NUMBER

[21:48] Avil Creeggan: ...Wow.

[21:48] Trinity Heckroth: IF YOU MUST KNOW

[21:48] Avil Creeggan: That's pretty, uh..

[21:48] Avil Creeggan: W.w

[21:48] Avil Creeggan: wow.

[21:48] Avil Creeggan: GG.

[21:48] Trinity Heckroth: I try, I try.

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This is one from a few months back

[22:33] CaptCuddles Boa: OOOOOOO

[22:33] CaptCuddles Boa: ARYTEEEEEE

[22:33] CaptCuddles Boa: OOOOOO ARYTE

[22:33] CaptCuddles Boa: WEN BUNNY SEE UR FLUFFY TAIL

[22:34] CaptCuddles Boa: YOUR EYE SO BRIGHT

[22:34] CaptCuddles Boa: UR PAWS SO PALE

[22:34] CaptCuddles Boa: O ARYTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[22:34] CaptCuddles Boa: EEEEEE

[22:34] CaptCuddles Boa: TEH

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Knightblade Fayray wrote:

[22:33] CaptCuddles Boa: OOOOOOO

[22:33] CaptCuddles Boa: ARYTEEEEEE

[22:33] CaptCuddles Boa: OOOOOO ARYTE

[22:33] CaptCuddles Boa: WEN BUNNY SEE UR FLUFFY TAIL

[22:34] CaptCuddles Boa: YOUR EYE SO BRIGHT

[22:34] CaptCuddles Boa: UR PAWS SO PALE

[22:34] CaptCuddles Boa: O ARYTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[22:34] CaptCuddles Boa: EEEEEE

[22:34] CaptCuddles Boa: TEH

Fucking lol'd.

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[15:51] Akurei Sieyes (COM): is that goy coming up to shoot at us?

[15:51] Aeriese Descenna (COM): I think benny is attacking

[15:51] Aeriese Descenna (COM): watch out... I guess

[15:51] Aeron Kohime is Online

[15:51] Akurei Sieyes (COM): I was hoping he'd take the bridge.

[15:52] Aryte Vesperia (COM): WHOA

[15:52] Aryte Vesperia (COM): Rofl..

[15:52] PADI321 Arida (COM): That was more colerfull than a gay pride parade

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