Frumentarii Ordo Secrets, omg!

[Agares Tretiak]

Ahahaha! I remember seeing this, and laughing.

NOT FOR VIEWING OUTSIDE OF THE ORDO IMPERIALIS SPECIAL BRANCHES UNLESS DESIGNATED OTHERWISE BY THE PRIMUS OR THE IMPERATOR.

ANY DISIMILATION OF THIS INTELLIGENCE OUTSIDE OF AUTHORIZED PERSONEL WITHIN THE SPECIAL BRANCHES OR THE COUNCIL IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN.

PSYINT/HUMINT Highly Classified. Unauthorized disclosure of this notecard's exsistence or contents constitutes High Treason.

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SUBJECT'S NAME: Agares Tretiak

SUBJECT'S AGE: Over 9000

CLASSIFICATION: Super Soldier PRaetorian Psycopathic murderer. And super hero.

ACTIVE: YES

IMAGE: Too awesome for pictures to describe.

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KNOWN ALTS: Holy Aquila

SUSPECTED ALTS: Aryte Vesperia

PARTNER: ???

GROUPS: Ordo.

Militaries: Ordo

Companies: BAD COMPANY LOLOLOLOL

STATED POLITICAL/RELIGIOUS/PHILOSOPHICAL BELIEFS: I AM A DEMOCRATIC COMMUNIST FASICT ANARCHIST REPUBLICAN CENTRIST LEFTIST CONSERVATIVE LIBRETARIAN. Bleieves God is a fat man who died after three days, wandered the desert before going to Mecca, parted the sea, doesn't exist, and is actually dispersed in and throughout all creation.

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FRIENDS:

HAS NONE. :(

KNOWN ASSOCIATES:

Ordo

KNOWN ENEMIES:

Not Ordo

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KNOWN SEXUAL PARTNERS: Is unattractive and not charming by any stretch of the imagination.

SEXUAL PREFRERANCES: Yes, freaquently plz.

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HOMEPOINT: Titan

FREQUENT LOCALES: Titan

MONETARY STANDING: RICH

SKILLS:Everything.

Stated: Everything.

Observed: Everything.

Known: Everything.

Possible: Everything.

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Archetype: Psychotic dictator.

Ego Condition: Very inflated.

Flaws: None, naturally.

Foils: alchohol

Fears: Fear.

Stresses: IS always relaxed.

History: Over 9000 pages long.

Personal Imago: ?

Compulsions: Washing hands, killing people.

Obsessions: Being in a drunk stupor, hugging inanimate objects while in stupor.

Interests: Killing things.

Analysis: Nut case.

Counter Arguement: Not nut case.

Notes: A possible nutcase.

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Other Reports Regarding Subject:

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Past affiliations and Contacts:

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Analysis:

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Basic Summary: Crazy.

Threat Status: ZOMG OVER 9000

Possible Actions: Run (?)

Psychological Summary: Looney.

Historical Summary: Dangerous and charismatic, he could walk on water.

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[Jester Spearmann]

LOL this is just insane

[Zero Itamae]

I'd hope this wasn't ever used o.o This is insanely intrusive.

[Aryte]

It wasn't. This is older than most Ordo members.

[Tiridates Mikadze]

That's why we never used it.

I was like "I'M GOING TO WRITE THE BEST DAMN DOSSIER FORM EVER!" and then when I was done and had shown it to Aryte I took a look and was like "....oh god, no way. We can't do this to our own people.".

We've never used it, and we never will.

We've since decided that keeping files of any sort that resemble dossiers would invite too much of a chance for someone to abuse them, and so we don't keep anything of the sort.

We're here to protect the Ordo from threats, not become one ourselves.

[Cygna]

70% of these personal dimensions are public about people to everyone.

[Blankies Resident]

NOT FOR VIEWING OUTSIDE OF THE ORDO IMPERIALIS SPECIAL BRANCHES UNLESS DESIGNATED OTHERWISE BY THE PRIMUS OR THE IMPERATOR.

ANY DISIMILATION OF THIS INTELLIGENCE OUTSIDE OF AUTHORIZED PERSONEL WITHIN THE SPECIAL BRANCHES OR THE COUNCIL IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN.

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SUBJECT'S NAME:Blameux Scribe

SUBJECT'S AGE: OVER 9000

CLASSIFICATION: Sexy.

ACTIVE:YUS

IMAGE: http://www.demotivatorblog.com/wp-content/...k0cksk4.th.jpeg

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KNOWN ALTS: Tiffanel Walworth, Vivipora Xaris

SUSPECTED ALTS: NOU

PARTNER: JEssica Katsu

GROUPS: <Random sex/futa/anal/bondage>

Militaries: Ordo Imperialis

Companies: YERFACE

STATED POLITICAL/RELIGIOUS/PHILOSOPHICAL BELIEFS: Athiest, Strong beleif in darwinism.

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FRIENDS: Has none. :<

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KNOWN ASSOCIATES: Turtles

KNOWN ENEMIES: KROW AMES, ARYTE VESPERIAN, KONO KESTENBAUM

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KNOWN SEXUAL PARTNERS: Rick James, Bob Sagget, BADGERMAN, Captain Falcon, All Tau wimmenz. Large 10 inch clear glass dildo with black striping. 0.0

SEXUAL PREFRERANCES: Male, Female, Gelatonious blob. Large 10 inch clear glass dildo with black striping.

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HOMEPOINT: FUTANARI ORGY FURRY BONDAGE SEX PALACE.

FREQUENT LOCALES: Fairlight, Rapture, Palmarie, Giant turtle with a lazer fortress on its back, Vampie sex resort #10292

MONETARY STANDING: LOLWUT

SKILLS: Being random.

Stated: Good with lips.

Observed: Good with tongue.

Known: Good with hands.

Possible: Good with tentacles. (?)

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Archetype: TRAGIC HERO

Ego Condition: Bruised like a pear.

Flaws: Numnumnums anything.

Foils: Tin foil?

Fears: Sharks! D:<

Stresses: Tests.

History: I'm not that old.

Personal Imago: WTF is an imago?

Compulsions: To pull furry tails.

Obsessions: Sharp things.

Interests: Multidimensional Pharmacology.

Analysis: She is a blanket IRL and eats alot of cookies. o,..,o

Counter Arguement: Someones argueing? :<

Notes: 1+1=3.14733495029495839

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Basic Summary: Iluffcapslock

Threat Status: EXTREMELY HIGH, BETTER TEACH YOUR KIDS THEIR COLORS USING THE TERRORIST ALERT RAINBOW.

Possible Actions: CRAZYFACE. O*(&_^%o

Psychological Summary: No you're are.

Historical Summary: n6

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Edited February 15, 2009 by Blameux Scribe

[Aryte]

Personal Imago: WTF is an imago?

This.

[Blankies Resident]

This.

Kay.

[Hunter Abrams]

Blameux there are no femaleS Tau... They have no gender.... LOL HERMS!

Edited February 15, 2009 by Hunter Abrams

[Agares Tretiak]

They reproduce asexually. Not hermaphrodites. No fun in asexual reproduction.

[Blankies Resident]

I dun't care! Female tau will forever seem to be this in my mind.

http://fc43.deviantart.com/fs16/f/2007/193..._by_kaaskop.jpg

[Mikael Khalamov]

Oh man I wish those were used just so I could see what my profile would be like.

[Syl Kiranov]

Half of SL already lists their compulsions, obsessions, interests, stresses, frequent locales, associates, sexual partners, sexual positions, turn ons, turn offs, and favorite breakfast right in their profiles. I'm not sure this form would be required even if you were interested in the information.

[Jayce Iredell]

It just seems funny to me that 'they' (the butthurt ex-ordo) would go this route. They tried to convince me of the same thing.

For them to, literally keep tabs like this on 200 people, they (The Frumentarii) would need an enormous network of people coordinating on a scale that would make alot of angencies look like children playing house. Also the fact that in doing so they probably wouldn't sleep at night, just because they couldn't ever find the time to, among all the spying.

Honest to God, seeing something like this even bought up as a means of discrediting us, makes me angry, fumingly.

[Mikael Khalamov]

For them to, literally keep tabs like this on 200 people, they (The Frumentarii) would need an enormous network of people coordinating on a scale that would make alot of angencies look like children playing house. Also the fact that in doing so they probably wouldn't sleep at night, just because they couldn't ever find the time to, among all the spying.

I imagine it wouldn't be too difficult. If the ratio was kept fairly high (say 10% of the Ordo as Frumentarii), it wouldn't be exceedingly difficult to distribute the workload. It would be quite easy to gather information on the more open individuals, and the more "closed" ones could eventually be worked out through careful deduction and reasoning.

Naturally this is all hypothetical, but I'm just saying it wouldn't be mind-blowingly difficult to do.

Edited February 15, 2009 by Mikael Khalamov

[Lilium Supermarine]

Considering most of the frum is in college, if they had time to spy on every single ordo member, i'd be a little worried about their sleeping :| ...

Edited February 15, 2009 by Pancake Waffle

[Aryte]

Half of SL already lists their compulsions, obsessions, interests, stresses, frequent locales, associates, sexual partners, sexual positions, turn ons, turn offs, and favorite breakfast right in their profiles. I'm not sure this form would be required even if you were interested in the information.

Omg, so true.

[Agares Tretiak]

Seconded.

[Phillip Hultcrantz]

I could have so much fun with that form! *Evil Grins*

[Tiridates Mikadze]

Oh man I wish those were used just so I could see what my profile would be like.

I would personally scrawl across it in big, official, red letters "JERK FACE JERK FACE JERK FACE".

<3

[Sekonda Huet]

We should all fill this in and send it to Tiridates 8D

[Phillip Hultcrantz]

We should all fill this in and send it to Tiridates 8D

YES!!!

[Zero Itamae]

No?...o.o