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Ethan Schuman

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We should all just become breakfast food items. Reasons being:

  • Enemies will think we are delicious and be too distracted by the hilarity to fight.
  • Waffle can get a promotion to O-5 as the Legate over all food products. Who doesn't want Waffle as a Legate?
  • Waffle won't be the minority anymore.
  • No more furry stereotypical bs from outside groups.
  • Will give us a excuse to have a "mess hall" in Titan's base
  • Neutral Party Status will be achieved.

Sounds like a good idea to me.

~ "A Modest Proposal"

~~ Zerowinged Vasiliev

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We should all just become breakfast food items. Reasons being:

  • Enemies will think we are delicious and be too distracted by the hilarity to fight.
  • Waffle can get a promotion to O-5 as the Legate over all food products. Who doesn't want Waffle as a Legate?
  • Waffle won't be the minority anymore.
  • No more furry stereotypical bs from outside groups.
  • Will give us a excuse to have a "mess hall" in Titan's base
  • Neutral Party Status will be achieved.

Sounds like a good idea to me.

~ "A Modest Proposal"

~~ Zerowinged Vasiliev

Dibs on Canadian Bacon.

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THEN QUIT RIPPING US OFF BY SELLING US HAM AND CALLING IT BACON.

I AM IMMUNE TO THIS SCAM!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Dear World.

Learn that "potato pancakes" are supposed to be done with gratings, not mush, and should be called latkes, not "potato pancakes".

Also learn that your weapons pale in comparison to the might of the TAR-21. Fools.

Also Also remember that the Uzi is still the most recognized SMG in the world, and that the germans still have a lot of ground to even come close.

Also... If we become food products... I'd either be matzah (FUCK YEAH SHARP EDGES) or beef jerky :Q____

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