Agares Tretiak
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Almost a year now. Give me a few months, and we're all set.
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..err.
I'll have to test your knowledge on that, but I'm not adverse to it.
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I'll volunteer for tactical breaching tactics as a class to develop team work in small groups during combat.
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Spasiba Intus.
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Love you all. Will take a bullet for you all. Sometimes want to strangle you all. (But very very rarely.)
And...I'mma coming back now, been busy with...other stuffs.
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Agares Tretiak
Adeptus Minor Liaison
UNIT Liaison
Nunc Morere
Bluish Grey, perhaps?
<3
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Ordo Imperialis
Lift water to walk buildings under it
Stronger than a class one quantum singularity. And oh so cute. <3
walk on speeding bullets (it's been done in bad lag, I'm sure).
Collective e-penis size is larger than the entire land mass of Russia.
Create Gods.
Ordo, arranged by probability of killing you.
Cadets -75% chance of killing you.
Terra enlisted - Are killing you.
Terra NCOs - Are killing you while riding bicycles. They're experts.
Terra Officers - Are killing you. With eyes closed.
Astra enlisted - 99% chance of killing you while doing a trippl spinning back flip with a pirouette finish in a praeda.
Asta NCOs - See above, but with more spirit Will even garner a 10 from France.
Astra Officers - See above, but with more spirit and then do it backwards.
Curia will kill you.
Munitorum make things that will kill you. And they can kill you, too.
Frumentarii - You're already dead. You just haven't stopped movin'
Praetorian Guard - Enemies lie down and die before they arrive. ;_;
Imperator - He has folded space and time to kill you multiple times through the ages. He also killed your pet gold fish, Tim the Fish, when you were 6, scarring you for life.
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What. The. Hell.
Biggest pile of crap I've seen since I worked at a zoo shoveling crap from the elephant pens.
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My favorite pickup line:
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
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Ahah...Grey attacked and burn the base to the ground.
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Cake is a lie.
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Sad that Bruno see's the Ordo as a foil to existance.
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...oh wow.
That made me sad a little.
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Actually, I'd do the same thing...>_>
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<3 you too, sir.
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Seems about right.
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D: NO! DAMN!
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If I may be so bold as to say, "No."
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Keno, is it finished with scripts?
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:D!!!
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O_O
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I'll be more than happy to lend my assistance and knowledge to the IEN.
Update: Keno, Aelus, and I built the foundations of their base.
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I'm interested in this.
Officer Reminder
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Mock it if you would, but it's true.