RazorFox

He deserves an equestrian title insofar as he is a horse-fucker, a gallant fucker of horses, gallantly fucking horses all the live-long day.

http://www.hobo.com/hobofaq.htm So who else is going to Iowa for Hobocon?

Dude, I ran across a video of the playable demo and literally shat skeletons.

Oh you dick.

WHAT WOULD IT BEEEEEE???? I would want the power to turn into like a real big fuckin snake.

I've been patient with Mr. Christoph 'Snowmew" Naumova, Esq., I've even avoided being drawn in by his provocative rhetoric. But I've finally had enough. And that's why I feel compelled to say something about condescending stirrers. He has a talent for inventing fantasy worlds in which he can bring about peace and prosperity for the whole of humanity through violence, deception, oppression, exploitation, graft, and theft. Then again, just because Mr. Naumova is a prolific fantasist doesn't mean that he has the mandate of Heaven to initiate a reign of drugged-out terror. He makes it sound like it's okay to leave the educational and emotional needs of our children in the corrupt hands of wily megalomaniacs. The evidence against that concept is so overwhelming, even an eight-year-old child can recognize it. Even so, some of my acquaintances express the view that Mr. Naumova has a near-legendary lack of common sense, decency, and manners. Others express the view that thanks to Mr. Naumova, the epidemic of immoralism is spreading rapidly. I am prepared to offer a cheer and a half for each view; together, they paint a sufficiently complete picture of Mr. Naumova to warrant a full three cheers. Mr. Naumova's idiotic claim that he knows the "right" way to read Plato, Maimonides, and Machiavelli is just that, an idiotic claim. I believe it was Hegel who said, "The erroneous things he says about me are sometimes entertaining, oftentimes sad, and frequently utterly deplorable". What does this mean for our future? For one thing, it means that Mr. Naumova used to complain about being persecuted. Now he is our primary persecutor. This reversal of roles reminds me that evidence exists to suggest that Mr. Naumova's loyalists are blissfully ignorant of his clumsy bromides. If you don't believe me, see for yourself. I call upon Mr. Naumova to stop his oppression, lies, immorality, and debauchery. I call upon him to be a man of manners, principles, honour, and purity. And finally, I call upon him to forgo his desire to court a xenophobic minority of disingenuous dingbats. He does not tolerate any view that differs from his own. Rather, Mr. Naumova discredits and discards those people who contradict him along with the ideas that they represent. The take-away message of this letter is that Mr. Christoph "Snowmew" Naumova, Esq.'s barbs are one of those things that will put the gods of heaven into the corner as obsolete and outmoded and, in their stead, burn incense to the idol Mammon. Think about it. I don't want to have to write another letter a few years from now, in the wake of a society torn apart by Mr. Naumova's villainous sound bites, reminding you that you were warned.

wtf r u talkin aboutr m8 O_o;;;

Well, this has officially been the best con I've ever attended. \o/

^This is not FC 2011

Seconded.

I was walkin' through the base And an Armatura magister walks up to me and hands me a notecard "Shoot better, die less" Maaaaaaan, I'm not gonna let you indoctrinate me! I threw it on the GROOOOOUUUUND! You must think I'm a JOKE! I ain't gonna be part of your curriculum! Man! Pump that garbage in another Numerii's face I go to the armory And the locker says, "Auth confirmed: [Ordo] Minigun Pack..." I said, "Man! What I look like? A charity case?" I took it and threw it on the GROOOOOUUUUND! I don't need your handouts! I'm an adult! Please! You can't give me a Subjugator, man! At New Jessie with my so-called "girlfriend" He hands me a keychain, says it's Aryte Man, this ain't Aryte! This is a keeey chaaaain! I threw it on the GROOOOOUUUUND! What, you think I'm stupid? I'm not a part of your system! Aryte is not a keychain! DUH! Some poser hands me a silly hat at a party Whatcha want me to do with this? Attach it? Happy birthday to the ground! I threw everyone else's hat, too! Welcome to the real word, jackaaaaaass! So many things to throw on the ground Like this, and this, and that, and even this I'm an ADULT! Two Praetorian phonies try to give me their autograph GROUND! Nobody wants your autograph, phonies! Then the two phonies got up Turned out they had a flamethrower And they flamethrower'd me in the butthole Fell to the ground The phonies didn't let up Flamethrowin' on my butthole over and over I was screamin' and squirmin' My butthole was on fire The moral of the story is You can't trust the Ordo MAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Damn dude, be safe. D:

Fuck yes I am buying one of those at FC.

Sometimes people resign. It saddens a lot of us when they do, but they're perfectly within their rights. Ordo rewards loyalty, but it is still purely a volunteer organization within a computer game, after all. We shouldn't hold anything personally against people who resign on good terms.

Ooh, here's something I used to own:

Pretty sure a side of vegetable-tanned leather is about $120 (last I looked into it). You should be able to make a lorica out of one of those, since it's just rectangles of different lengths. My torso piece was made with a little less than half a side (since I'm pretty skinny). Including the cost of buckles, straps, and rivets, it was about $60 worth of materials. Doing it myself saved me a ton in labor costs.

While rooting around my house looking for my missing iPod, I came across this old thing: I made this entirely by hand a few years ago, back when I used to participate in this ridiculous but incredibly fun nonsense. It's made of 1/4 inch thick saddle-grade leather stained black with shoepolish and held together with copper rivets. Riveting it was by far the most arduous, bitchy part of the process. Actually finding this kind of makes me want to start making armor again.

Crash Silverware.

I want a Praetorian Guard doo-rag.