RazorFox

I wish I wrote that, that kid is FYAD as fuck.

Talk to me about it, I've got a bazillion ideas about this very subject.

Wanna have that dream every night.

Well, last year I thought Lestat was gonna pick me up at the airport, but I got there, called him, and he was like "Take the super shuttle. ;o"

This is usually accompanied by "Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy." I wonder why that's left out here.

*opens the Ark of the Covenant*

I was looking for it, got distracted by the fact that there were tits in the second picture. :durr: Edit: Found it.

If you pick me up at the airport, you save me $20. June 24-27, but most people get there a day early and leave the day after, so consider it June 23-28.

[13:13] (COM): Zrazor Rozenstrauch: At my school, we had to do senior projects and for mine I did ghost hunting [13:13] (COM): Desereck Creeggan: ROFL [13:13] (COM): Zrazor Rozenstrauch: I came to the conclusion during that ghosts were bullshit [13:13] (COM): Desereck Creeggan: Should have done Space Nazis [13:13] (COM): Zrazor Rozenstrauch: I picked up EVP messages in the basement of my house that was built in the 90s [13:13] (COM): ribena Homewood: lolghost [13:13] (COM): Desereck Creeggan: lolhaunted [13:14] (COM): ribena Homewood: 90% of that bull is your brain playing tricks on you. :P [13:14] (COM): Zrazor Rozenstrauch: I explored one of the supposedly most haunted locations in Illinois and got absolutely dick [13:14] (COM): Wolfe Hardin: Cabinets open and close allt he time here. I know the names of the 6 who comitted suicide in my house over the past 61 years. [13:14] (COM): Zrazor Rozenstrauch: I got what are called spiral entity photographs in the local theater, which is indeed an old building with a lot of history [13:14] (COM): Ron Bleac: Zrazor, there's a reason why only people who believe in ghosts see and hear ghosts. [13:14] (COM): Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Upon closer inspection of the photographs, they're bright orange chains of the word "exit" [13:14] Crash Silverfall is Offline [13:15] (COM): Desereck Creeggan: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA [13:15] (COM): ribena Homewood: Lmfao. [13:15] (COM): Desereck Creeggan: HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA [13:15] (COM): Wolfe Hardin: ROFL [13:15] (COM): Wolfe Hardin: Someone should quote that. And of course no one did, so once again I am the only one preserving my comedy gold. :madfrown:

15/15 points.

Ordo throws the best parties.

GOD IS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE

Text message on my phone transcribed exactly. There is logical context but I think it's funnier without.

>http://i.somethingawful.com/u/shmorky/zooanimalchristiandiscoparty2000_1999.swf © Something Awful Dot Com LLC

It is occasionally pertinent to the situation to announce that an enemy defender is down during a raid, such as if said enemy defender is belligerently holding a choke point with a tank. In the case that you eliminate this defender, you ought to announce that you've killed him and that there is a window for advancement further into enemy territory.

Yo, Knightblade, hook a nigga up wit some palm trees.

The contents of the report I gave to Gulliver:

http://www.isitchristmas.com/

I'm gonna turn it in. I think one of these days, if I can get up the nerve to do it, I'm gonna write the next Planes, Trains, and Plantains: The Story of Oedipus and turn it in.

Albert Hofmann, yes.

"What do you believe is the greatest single threat to your health, safety, and academic performance? Why?" The nature of the first portion of this set of questions is purely subjective in nature, in that it asks what I believe is the single greatest threat to my health, safety, and academic performance. Ergo, there is no wrong answer to this question, lest I be dishonest about what I believe. In truth, I feel that the single greatest threat to my health, safety, and academic performance is the Space Nazis. In 1945, Hitler committed suicide to avoid capture by the Russians. Certain members of Nazi High Command fled the planet earth to reside within the confines of a secret Nazi moon base, where Hitler’s remains were preserved as Nazi space scientists worked tirelessly to create technology which could be used to revive him. Both the US Government and the Soviets knew about the Nazi moon base, which is why there was such a large jump in space research and technology, because the Soviets and the Americans were secretly allied and attempting to destroy the Nazis on the moon. The cold war was actually a front for this, because as terrifying as the prospect of two major nuclear superpowers in a mutually-assured destruction standoff is Nazis on the moon are far more terrifying. So the arms race allowed both sides to build up nuclear weaponry to be used against the Nazis and the space race garnered American and Russian support for funding vast leaps in space exploration technology. By the 1960s, the first moon landing had taken place and there erupted a series of battles on the moon between American and Nazi forces. Unfortunately, the Americans were beaten back by the heavily-fortified Nazi fortress on the moon and to this day, the Nazis continue their research unhindered. At any moment, the Nazis may find a way to revive Hitler and return to power to conquer the world. Obviously this is the single greatest threat to my health and safety as I could be shot by Strösstruppen with laser guns at any point during the Space Nazi invasion, and failing that, having my entire curriculum rewritten in German would certainly hinder my academic success, because ich nicht sprechen sie Deutsch or whatever.

Whaaaaat? XD

There are numerous advantages to being Ordo at AC, the least of which being that you will likely never want for company.

Carl Gustav Jung. On the subject of Swiss researchers, what is the name of the Swiss chemist credited with the discovery of LSD?