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Tiridates Mikadze

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  1. When the Avian Revolution comes, you'll be the first to be pooped on, Zrazor :(
  2. I suggest pools of liquid nitrogen and ammonia crystals. Or we could just go with GRASS AND TREES AND CRAP. Or maybe even try to vary the textures a bit with elevation, s'just a thought. Snow has been done...many many times before. Barren Soil is sort of been the SL military default, along with snow. Why can't we have a reasonably temperate, vegetated landscape?
  3. If it contains only furries, I'm going to start tossing bricks through windows and nailing dead things to your door frames.
  4. Gog and Magog descend from the North, the time of judgement is now. Repent, ye sinners, lest you be found wanting.
  5. I actually saw a pig fly today.
  6. Ah, the ferocious rugrat brigade has fallen to the machinations of the dubious and dastardly Dagger. Doubtless, duplicity, despair, and degeneration will doom them to the downward depths, unto death, a defiled and defeated dominion of dunces, doofuses, and intellectually dormant. Damned by their deafness, and destroyed by their devil-may-care demeanors, they were determined to be dangerous, but are little more than deflated. Good riddance.
  7. They also burn very well, especially when you add an accelerant like gassoline. Is it possible to burn the Internet? o.O *flicks on lighter in a dark corner, lighting a cigar, the ember softly, eerily illuminating his features* Son...everything can burn. You just gotta know what kind of fire to set where.
  8. I now have everything I need to begin my career as a stalker.
  9. About what I suspected, as Tiridates is the name of a number of Armenian (Parthian) kings/emperors (depending on how you describe the Parthian realm).
  10. SEE YOU GUYS THERE. Wait, no you won't. I'll be in disguise. As Proteus Hand in a fursuit.
  11. Oh. Well, he should read the story, then :D
  12. He isn't giving me anything, I'm taking it.
  13. So, to begin, a little story: Once upon a time, there was an Inquisitor. This little Inquisitor was known as Gari, Rude Bastard of the Tracian Purge on Wilhelma XIIV. He was not a nice man. He was very short, and very round, but this didn't hinder him in the least. No, his anger at being short and round only made him angrier. Angrier at the Heretic Cunts who he, deep down in his stoney little heart, blamed for his miniature stature, rotund build, and hideously ugly face, as well as a very, very awkward adolesnce fraught with rejection by Sisters of Battle when he offered to take a Canoness to the Emperor's Ball, and she tried to set him on fire when she mistook him for a mutant, or when he was made fun of by the other Inquisitors for not being able to climb a wall of corpses in the Gymnasium Courses. It didn't help that the burning Promethium of the Canoness's well intentioned, though mistaken efforts at purgation made him all the uglier, either. Regardless, Gari was a dick, and a very rude bastard indeed. Why, one time, he declared exterminatus on a little farming world because the inhabitants hid their children from his bloated, scarred visage. It was no suprise when Gari declared the Exterminatus for their alleged concealment of arcane artifacts of the Warp that had tainted the entirety of the planet. He was especially noted for his insulting every mother of every High Lord of Terra during a banquet given in his honour after his succesful extermination of the Arcane Stronghold of Bumphuk VI, a seemingly quiet and loyal farming world. It was suprising, then, when he was leading a squad of Kasrkin on the Ork infested jungle planet of Vet'iam and had been very, very rude about a comrade of theirs who'd fallen saving his life, that he somehow was caught in the back, and the front by the explosions of Imperial Standard Issue Grenades, and somehow shot over a thousand times by exceedingly precise fast-repeating laser fire from Cadian Special Operations Assault Rifles. The official joint investigation by the Inquisition and the Administratum was inconclusive, But nobody really cared, because Gari was a douchebag. So, let that be a lesson to you, children: Being an asshole, even in the service of the Immortal God Emperor can still get you fragged.
  14. Aelus is chained in my basement for my leisure fun-day activities. IT'S GOOFY TIME.
  15. Can I be the Ordo Zombie? I've totally got everything I'd need :3
  16. No, it's not. Instead, we got Mercur- OHGOD ITS BECOME SENTIENT, AND IS LAUNCHING NUKES AT EVERY SIM ON THE GRID. JUDGEMENT DAY D:.
  17. They could have been prevented if Aryte had let me activate SkyNet :(
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