Tiridates Mikadze

We'll have to have a rather large cake, I'm afraid.

UPDATE! More art crap. Tenaki wanted me to draw him, so I drew him cooler than he'll ever be again :( Final drawings (not finished) for Antesig heavy armor proposal. I told you my vision of the Ordo scares the crap out of anyone else's.

Did my face do a tango, or a flamenco, do you think?

The OIC, (I wish to emphasize the Officer, rather than NCOIC) position is to be followed. If you wish to pose an objection, do so, politely, in an IM to the OIC at the time. However, I can tell you, and anyone else who may be asking me, when I say something, as a commanding officer, I expect it to be carried out, regardless of any differences you may have with my decision. The commands of officers are not open for debate, unless they are in open and explicit defiance of stated Ordo Policies and Rules, at which point the wisest course of action would be to contact another officer, and inform them of the activity, preferably officers of the Agentes in Rebus, the Praetorians, or the higher officers of the Curia.

This is what happens in Finland.

Hey, if people'd listened to me all the time, this wouldn't be the Ordo as we know it and love it today. I'm like a fountain of ideas. Sometimes, good ones fall to the wayside.

Okay, since Vegna abandoned us, I no longer have to pretend to be doing more for the "Vegna: Man of Truth" comic-crap I was doing. Instead, enjoy, for those of you who haven't yet found my FA page, some art. Most everything that I will post will be related to Ordo. This is a page from my Diary. I have a closet pasted with pictures of Aryte and little paw-shaped candles. This was me back in my Cobra Commander days. Man, I sure was crazy back then, but I'm glad I'm off my meds now. This is just a quick idea I had for uniform colourations that would help people identify branch affiliations on officers. Integrated primarily into the sashes you may see officers wearing. This is from when Ordo was still just the East Street Wolf-thugs. Man, we sure have come a long way, but to tell the truth, Aryte's still a bit of an OG. Messing around with ideas for Praetorian armor and the crap that would go on it. Nobody listens to my ideas, though :( Quick, crappy doodle of a spaceship. Picture of Aryte looking good in a variant uniform I designed. Lestat bugged me so much,I drew him bugging me. Don't bug me, I will only draw your smoldering corpse. Some doodles for a sekrit Ordo Armor design can be seen in one corner (Yes, Zerowinged, I'm working on it, push off, fuzzy) Also present, the sexiest waffle alive, a smattering of homosexuality, and a little doodle of a possible mural I might bother making sometime when I'm not lazy. Aryte is all about the making of Mickey Mouse public domain as I am, apparently, if not more so, as he appears to be wishing to add Mickey's Carbon to the public domain of soil content. Man, my personal imagining of the Ordo sure as hell scares the crap out of everyone else's :(

I appear not to be haunting any of these proceedings. All is well in your sunshine-lit world.

I think you just failed the trials, bro.

I got you some of Victoria's Secret Maple Syrup. Go on, put it on.... I think it'll suit you just fine.

Happy belated birthday. Be merry, that you have survived in the service of the Imperator so long, and may serve longer still. Seriously, though. Enjoy :D

No, that depends on how many bullets were in the gun. And how heavy the gun in question is, because if it has more than two, and weighs enough, I'd shoot as many as I could, then bludgeon the rest to death with my pistol.

This actually happens, you know.

I'd love to be payed, but furthering the growth and camaraderie in the Military Community is reward enough.

I can make them a spacestation design, help with interior standards so they can have a semi-modular system. It'd make construction easier on them. Maybe two or three landing bays, blahblah Make it more difficult as troops try to fight their way to the center and go up to primary offices, barracks, etc. Start with cargo, repair, and ship bays and spaces, At the heart of the complex is a power generator or something. We'll see :D

Stop stressing the snowkitty.

I have one of me :D

I will only do eight interviews in a day, no more. Once I've done eight, I will do no more interviews for the day. However, a goodly portion of you have already had your interviews. I will have them as a first-come, first serve. If you do not show up for the interviews by the end of the weekend, without sufficient reason for absence, I will mark your interview as a default failure.

"ORDO SUPER KAWAII LOVE FIGHT GO! BANANA MASH BOJANGLE COMBAT NUMBER ONE: EXTREME TWIST OF LIME XZ EDITION GOLD"

Rub it in our face, why don't you :(

Make me King of Malleus, and I'll arrange for you a series of fantastic training exercises. By fantastic, I mean sadistically difficult.

If I showed up I'd have to kill everyone, you people do know that, right?

This is a triumph! Making a note here: Huge Success!

I haven't gotten my due tribute in money, or in fear-induced-urination. I will make your lives a living hell, I swear it by the beards of Saturn and Jupiter, I will see you driven before me in a wailing mass of terror.

That'd be like saying when I kick your ass, you and I are the same person. Now, maybe in some freaky, psychotic interpretation of platonic philosophies, this is true, but Agares and I are quite separate entities, mirrored though we may be.