Williamca Zenovka Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 So Wakulla county sheriffs office, FDLE, Federal Marshals, and ICE raided my house today. I was rudely awaken and guns pointed at me along with flashlights, when my hands were in clear sight. It happened at 8AM and went til 10:40AM.My computer was promptly returned, and after they finished looking at my flash drive consisting of commissions the investigator gave me this "horrored" look. I can take it they only found my furry commissions, I couldn't help but laugh. My computer was returned. So I am back.I had fun waking up to bright lights, seemed like a robbery at first. I also enjoyed being in briefs, until they felt it proper to uncuff me and allow me to get dressed.The reason given is "comes from a reliable witness" they confiscated pictures of various girls that was from years ago that look underage. They are clothed though so wtf? They came and searched with a warrant for "Child Pornography" and found nothing from my own items aside from furry related stuff.I am slightly excited, it was amusing to say the least. The day finished with us finding a possum in our garbage can that had it's lid blown off by winds. lol it was alive, the cops joked about sticking their hand in to get it out. I proceeded to poke it with a stick. They confiscated these items1. PS2 (FUCK NOT MY PS2)2. Pair of womans panties (wot dis? its illegal for a man to have womans panties? :[ )3. Box of VHS tapes (lol don't even have a VCR)4. RCA Camera. (..that had nothing on its flashdrive.)5. Dead harddrive. (plz data restore and fix)6. The took box of condoms too that is unopened.THIS, WAS, THE, BEST, DAY, EVER.I won't go into much more detailed but, lol. WHEN I GET MY CAMERA BACK, I WILL TAKE PICTURES. ALSO GETTING A COPY OF THE RAID VIDEO SO YOU GUYS CAN SEE ME IN MY BRIEFS WITH HANDS IN THE AIR SCREAMING ALLAH AHKBAR. (notrly) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agares Tretiak Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 Oh wow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aryte Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 .. okay, so I was following along until:2. Pair of womans panties (wot dis? its illegal for a man to have womans panties? :[ ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Williamca Zenovka Posted October 28, 2010 Author Share Posted October 28, 2010 .. okay, so I was following along until:WOT? I LIKE PANTIES I CANT BE A FOX? :C I am kidding, they were probably left over by Brandi when she was staying here for a short period. They confiscated those, apparently good evidence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theodore Belgar Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 I have to go buy a new keyboard now. I blew coke all over my old one.:confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Williamca Zenovka Posted October 28, 2010 Author Share Posted October 28, 2010 I have to go buy a new keyboard now. I blew coke all over my old one.:confused:THEN HOW DID YOU RESPOND TO THIS? >:\ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eriksson Foxtrot Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 .. okay, so I was following along until:Same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Williamca Zenovka Posted October 28, 2010 Author Share Posted October 28, 2010 So apparently they meant "Box of VHS" when they wrote down "Box of condoms" and scratched out "condoms" gg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Afevis Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 ..... LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acheron Gloom Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 Thats hilarious. Though, to be honest, I would have been scared ;_; and embarrassed at the situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lupus Mielziner Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 Sad williamca Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerowinged Vasiliev Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 WOT? I LIKE PANTIES I CANT BE A FOX? :C I am kidding, they were probably left over by Brandi when she was staying here for a short period. They confiscated those, apparently good evidence.Faggot. . . Also, lol. . . Just fucking lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firefox Breed Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 4CHAN party vaned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trinity Heckroth Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 (edited) v&. HDD with military grade encryption and autowhiping via electormagnet after 10 failed attempts. DOIT Edited October 29, 2010 by Trinity Heckroth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theodore Belgar Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 v&. HDD with military grade encryption and autowhiping via electormagnet after 10 failed attempts. DOITHUH? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorFox Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 WOT? I LIKE PANTIES I CANT BE A FOX? :C I am kidding, they were probably left over by Brandi when she was staying here for a short period. They confiscated those, apparently good evidence.I'd join in on making fun of you for this but that would make me a hypocrite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agares Tretiak Posted November 4, 2010 Share Posted November 4, 2010 I have to go buy a new keyboard now. I blew coke all over my old one.:confused:Need to call in the DEA, do we? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanny Ansar Posted November 4, 2010 Share Posted November 4, 2010 Need to call in the DEA, do we?That was baby powder, i swear! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thatguy Andel Posted November 5, 2010 Share Posted November 5, 2010 Wait... That was you...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zero Itamae Posted November 5, 2010 Share Posted November 5, 2010 I would love to see the investigators face after looking at that flash drive, would be so priceless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nikeo Fairlock Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 Gotta love them witnesses, most likly some creeper who hated ya. Happen to my grandmother house a few months back, apparently a 90 year old war vet and his wife where dealing Cocaine, gotta love that right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nakita Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 WOT? I LIKE PANTIES I CANT BE A FOX? :C I am kidding, they were probably left over by Brandi when she was staying here for a short period. They confiscated those, apparently good evidence.Suuuuure. Totally believable that those are someone eleses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Williamca Zenovka Posted November 7, 2010 Author Share Posted November 7, 2010 Gotta love them witnesses, most likly some creeper who hated ya. Happen to my grandmother house a few months back, apparently a 90 year old war vet and his wife where dealing Cocaine, gotta love that right?^This is exactly it, the person whom reported it was someone cut off from funds from me. They got really pissed, and did this around the 1st to try and get at me so they could get more money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
