Desereck Creeggan Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 84. When the sim lags to the point where movement is fine, but nothing rezzes and makes everyone invincible, it is an absolutely great idea to keep shooting your 10 rez slave minigun for the entire duration while dancing on top of the enemy base.85. Estate administrators are frequently offline or afk when they are needed the most.86. To win is to have fun. To lose is to rage at everyone around you.87. Raging is most often the most prevelant thing in the combat community, along with drama, hypocrisy, and furries. All are the most hilarious things to ever grace the internet.88. The Paw of Mercury is the least used weapon the Ordo has. When it is used, it brings great lulz.89. The most diverse word in the English language is "Fuck".90. Ethan's laugh can make a child half way around the world cry. It also haunts Christoph Naumova in his sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agares Tretiak Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 91. Number 52 remains true.92. If it's a Praetorian doing it, it is automatically better. This includes even mundane activities like showering, going to the store, having a job, etcetera and also regular bodily functions like breathing and eating, and sleeping (if Praetorians slept).93. Perception is everything.94. Kill the Heretic.95. Coffee is our Soma, our Ambrosia, our sacred libation. Such it is written, such it shall be. 96. Agares Tretiak (Lord/Praefectus) does not have a sense of humor. He will never have a sense of humor. All efforts to bring out a sense of humor constitutes a combination of justifiable homicide and suicide by proxy.97. Ron is a fine gentleman. He is also either:97.[a] a level 80 Murloc97. the luck dragon from "Neverending Story"97.[c] irritated about 97.(a) and (b) being mentioned98. #99 must be true, on pain of a horrible, painful death.99. Only Aryte can write #100. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anlysia Gregoire Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 100. Anly doesn't give a shit about rules. Especially Agares'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agares Tretiak Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 101. Anlysia kills small animals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Afevis Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 102. Tiridates can set babies on fires.... With this gaze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsume Xiao Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 102. Tiridates can set babies on fires.... With this gaze.103. Rule 102 Is why Aryte always has a food supply. (For new people, this goes back to an old joke about Aryte eating babies) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anlysia Gregoire Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Aryte eats babies.But Ruin eats eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legna Beorn Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 104. Men in tights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
