Quotes of Win

[Desereck Creeggan]

[20:49] (COM): Ruin Nefarious: [20:45] Carlla Magic: Ohhh

[20:45] Carlla Magic: I want to grow up and be just like Ruin guys

[20:45] Carlla Magic: hes my hero

[20:46] Ruin Nefarious: HAhaha. Good.

[20:47] Ruin Nefarious: Aspire to something great, maybe'll it will motivate you to stop being such a fuck up.

[21:06] (COM): Ruin Nefarious: [2009/12/04 21:05] Carlla Magic: lulz

[2009/12/04 21:05] Carlla Magic: Your Aryte

[2009/12/04 21:05] Carlla Magic: XD

-- Instant message logging enabled --

[21:05] *** parent estate: 0

[21:05] Carlla Magic: Makes anote

[21:05] Carlla Magic: passes it around to every army luls

[21:05] Ruin Nefarious: That's kind of common knowledge . . .

[Typhon Perun]

[7:56] (COM): Johann Wilberg: Who wants to be OIC?

[7:56] (COM): Johann Wilberg: I have to go.

[7:57] (COM): Corsi Mousehold: If no one else around I would take it.

[7:57] (COM): Corsi Mousehold: <--- E-3 though.

[7:57] (COM): Imperial Admiral: OH OH, MEMEMEMEME

[7:58] (COM): Typhon Perun: So a nut, or a mouse that likes to play with high explosives....

[7:58] (COM): Corsi Mousehold: I know. Tough choice there.

[7:58] (COM): Typhon Perun: At least the booms are pink.

[7:59] (COM): Dragon Massiel: lol

[Typhon Perun]

10:55] (COM): Zrazor Rozenstrauch: [10:53] sean972 Tigerfish: can i be captured?

[10:53] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: ...scuse me?

[10:53] sean972 Tigerfish: im bored of fightin lol and i wanna b captured and see if my army come for meh

[Ron Bleac]

Fun thing is no-one came to the rescue.

[RazorFox]

Yeah, Gunau executed him before he could get settled into his cage and call for his rescue.

[RazorFox]

Zrazor says:

I wonder if it's considered rape if you hug someone but like

You hug them for way too long

And they start getting uncomfortable and several minutes pass and you're still hugging them

Before they realized they are trapped in a rape hug

zatuichi says:

Because if your not within three years of age you can't legally kill each other

Zrazor says:

For three brutal hours I hugged this bitch

zatuichi says:

Hehe

Zrazor says:

She screamed and resisted bloody murder but eventually she just kinda went limp

Eyes all teary and glazed over while I held her until I was satisfied

Hug rape

Man, I slipped this girl a roofy. She was out like a light. Hugged that limp cunt all night long.

She won't remember. They never do.

zatuichi says:

Judge would be sitting there and would be like would the defendant please rise and everyone would gasp and little children would be like mom is that him is that the serial hugger

He hugged over 29 diffrent people in his basement

Zrazor says:

Charles Manson Jr. was infamous for traveling around and committing a series of hideous awkward group-hugs followed by brutal slappings

zatuichi says:

And you would plead but I was drunk I loved everyone

Crowd gasps

Andrew

I have somthing I want to tell you

Zrazor says:

Well it's not a matter of affectionate greeting as it is during normal consentual hugging

It's about power

And domination over the hug victim

And waht

zatuichi says:

That time I hugged you I'm sorry I didn't mean it

Zrazor says:

Was it

A pity-hug?

;~;

zatuichi says:

No I just take deep regret in my terrible actions of affection and if I could take the hug back I would but I'm afraid were just going to live with it I know its a truamatizing thought but maybe somday you'll get over it and maybe even hug again

Zrazor says:

Hahahahaha

[Keno]

[17:05] Meif Ling: hi hi i love you

[17:05] Imperial Admiral: omg really?

[17:05] Imperial Admiral: i luv u tooo!!!

[17:05] Meif Ling: hi hi i love you

[17:05] Imperial Admiral: omg really?

[17:06] Imperial Admiral: i luv u tooo!!!!

[17:06] Meif Ling: hi hi i love you

[17:06] Imperial Admiral: omg really?

[17:06] Imperial Admiral: i luv u tooo!!!!

[17:06] Meif Ling: hi hi i love you

[17:06] Imperial Admiral: omg really?

[17:06] Imperial Admiral: i luv u tooo!!!!

[17:06] Meif Ling: hi hi i love you

[17:06] Imperial Admiral: omg really?

[17:07] Imperial Admiral: i luv u tooo!!!!

[17:07] Meif Ling: hi hi i love you

[17:07] Imperial Admiral: omg really?

[17:07] Imperial Admiral: i luv u tooo!!!!

[17:08] Meif Ling: hi hi i love you

[17:08] Imperial Admiral: omg really?

[17:08] Imperial Admiral: i luv u tooo!!!!

[17:08] Meif Ling: hi hi i love you

[17:08] Imperial Admiral: omg really?

[17:08] Imperial Admiral: i luv u tooo!!!!

[17:08] Meif Ling: hi hi i love you

[17:08] Imperial Admiral: omg really?

[17:08] Imperial Admiral: i luv u tooo!!!!

[17:08] Meif Ling: hi hi i love you

[17:08] Imperial Admiral: omg really?

[17:08] Meif Ling: no

[17:08] Imperial Admiral: i luv u tooo!!!!

[17:08] Imperial Admiral: wat

[17:08] Imperial Admiral: D:

[17:08] You died and have been teleported to your home location

[17:15] Imperial Admiral: suprise cockfag

[17:15] Sol Cult: Shhh...

[17:16] Sol Cult: We hwunting wabbits.

[17:16] Sol Cult: Eyueheyu.

[17:16] Sol Cult: And who're you calling a cock fag fur fag. D:

[17:16] Imperial Admiral: IM CALLING YOU A COCKFAG

[17:16] Imperial Admiral: COCKFAG

[17:16] Sol Cult: FURFAG

[17:17] Sol Cult: FURFURFURFURFUR

[17:17] Imperial Admiral: COCKFAG

[17:17] Sol Cult: FAG

[17:17] Sol Cult: FAG

[17:17] Sol Cult: FAGFAFGAFG

[17:17] Imperial Admiral: GO GOBBLE SOME COCK

[17:17] Sol Cult: J;ASLKDFJ;ALJSL;DFKJ

[17:17] Imperial Admiral: YOU COCK FAG

[17:17] Sol Cult: OM ONOM NOM NOM

Edited December 10, 2009 by Imperial Admiral

[Trinity Heckroth]

[14:28] Jason Backer: (Saved Thu Dec 10 05:37:32 2009) I hope you havn't gone off to find a homeless guy

[14:28] Jason Backer: (Saved Thu Dec 10 05:37:42 2009) I really shouldn't be listened to

[14:28] Jason Backer: (Saved Thu Dec 10 05:37:43 2009) Ever

[Larry Furlough]

Mantis Grebe (In Shyriiwook): yurinal

Gotta love swrp.

[Typhon Perun]

[19:08] (COM): Aryte Vesperia: [19:07] Aryte Vesperia: I totally agree with your note.

[19:07] Aryte Vesperia: That's badass.

[19:07] Aryte Vesperia: Merits etc.

[19:07] Tokeli Zabelin: Wait wat.

[19:07] Aryte Vesperia: I've always wanted ..

[19:07] Aryte Vesperia: wait

[19:07] Aryte Vesperia: You're not tiri.

[19:07] Aryte Vesperia: LOL

[19:07] Tokeli Zabelin: YES I AM.

[19:08] Aryte Vesperia: TOKE GET OUT OF MY IM BOX

[Kellervo]

[11:19] (COM): Agares Tretiak: I wish we had a group for total moron.

[11:19] (COM): Agares Tretiak: Morons*

[11:20] (COM): Kristian Kit: Invictus

[11:20] (COM): Kristian Kit: ;)

[11:20] (COM): Keller Teichmann: Wut.

[11:20] (COM): Agares Tretiak: Buuuurn.

[11:20] (COM): Keller Teichmann: HEY.

[11:20] (COM): Redemption Islander: Lolol

[Desereck Creeggan]

[21:20] (COM): Wolfe Hardin: My afternoon nurse was a man, with bright pink scrubs on. He was very flamboyant. I may be gay but I'm not farting out cherry scented KY all day long.

[21:20] (COM): Desereck Creeggan: ............

[21:20] (COM): Desereck Creeggan: Quoted

[Maza Rau]

[23:01] Maza Rau: And it was my fault, I met him in Dorien and he was asking for my opinion of militaries because he was looking for one to join.

[23:01] Trinity Heckroth: Oh?

[23:02] Maza Rau: Guess I made you guys sound the best :[

[23:02] Trinity Heckroth: not hard to do, all you had to say was "They got trinity"

[Desereck Creeggan]

*pictyrs*

HOLY SHIT Lupus, LOL.

[Kynnaria Merlin]

[12:26] (COM): Bradyn Halcali: Sex and Steel, funny how often those two threaten to coincide

[12:26] (COM): Garion Lowenhardt: Oh lawdy.

[12:26] (COM): Typhon Perun: I saw a particle stream between these to, he gave her something.

[12:26] (COM): Garion Lowenhardt: Oh murr.

[12:26] (COM): Bradyn Halcali: no STDs I hope

[12:26] (COM): Jayce Iredell: Probably the clap.

[12:26] (COM): Keller Teichmann: Too easy.

[12:26] (COM): Garion Lowenhardt: I lol'd.

[12:29] Ordo Armor Enlisted Helmet (skull): (Laurean Untermeyer) how do you even know when youve killed someone?

[Crash Silverfall]

[2009/12/12 14:44] Darkwolf Rexen: Hahaha.

[2009/12/12 14:44] Darkwolf Rexen: Why do you send babies to fight :D

[2009/12/12 14:44] Crash Silverfall: Lol?

[2009/12/12 14:45] Darkwolf Rexen‧: Random moment.

[2009/12/12 14:45] Darkwolf Rexen‧: Why is your sim so freaking laggy >:C

[2009/12/12 14:45] Crash Silverfall‧: cause your eyes cant handle the epic baseness

[2009/12/12 14:46] Darkwolf Rexen‧: It reminds me of steampunk really lol.

[2009/12/12 14:46] Darkwolf Rexen‧: Raid?

[2009/12/12 14:46] Crash Silverfall‧: You must've forgotten what it's like to be on a sim that actually has people in it

[2009/12/12 14:47] Darkwolf Rexen‧: Oh hurr hurr

[Johann]

After sitting in Chili's for a while I noticed a sign that said: "Presidente Magaritas." I took a picture and sent it to Aryte, saying "Misspelled Oklahoma... I shall burn this place to the ground to defend thy honor!"

When I sat down for the meeting, this ensued.

<3 to Xayvien for the Twilight and insane furry references.

[17:25] Aryte Vesperia: If Johann goes afk.

[17:25] Johann Wilberg: o.o

[17:25] Aryte Vesperia: It's because he burned somewhere down.

[17:25] Johann Wilberg: <.<

[17:25] Aryte Vesperia: And the cops came for him.

[17:26] Johann Wilberg: I'm home. I lost the cops.

[17:26] Johann Wilberg: Should've seen the chase.

[17:26] Scientific Waffle: ...

[17:26] Xayvien Rau: http://www.youtube.c...h?v=Ye0k-qRDSno

[17:26] Scientific Waffle: I don't think Mechs are proper meeting attire >_>

[17:26] Xayvien Rau: For Johann.

[17:26] Johann Wilberg: Even if they do find me.

[17:26] Johann Wilberg: I'll just tell them I did it for the Imperator.

[17:26] Johann Wilberg: They'll go, "oh..." and leave.

[17:26] Johann Wilberg: That's all they could possibly do.

[17:26] Aryte Vesperia: LOL

[17:27] Xayvien Rau: I DID IT FOR TONY STARK IN A WOLF SUIT ON SECOND LIFE IN HIS WARHAMMER LEGION ON SECOND LIFE--- WHAT IS THAT JACKET FOR? I'M A BAT, I'LL BITE YOU...NO, I DON'T GLITTER. FFF.

[Larry Furlough]

[22:48] Aryte Vesperia: Try me now.

Edited February 11, 2010 by Larry Furlough

[Aryte]

:[ so awkward.

[Johann]

[8:51] Nadav Vaher: He will know.

[8:51] Nadav Vaher: For her knows all.

[8:51] Johann Wilberg: ... Her?

[8:51] Nadav Vaher: he.

[8:51] Nadav Vaher: he.

[8:51] Nadav Vaher: hes a man.

[8:52] Nadav Vaher: Trust.

[8:52] Johann Wilberg: YOU DARE CALL DAS IMPROTETAR A SHE?

[8:52] Nadav Vaher: he does have soft fur and very nice hips..

[8:52] Nadav Vaher: BUT PLEASE, I MUST LIVE.

[8:52] Johann Wilberg: Yes he do- NO! HERESY!

[8:52] ASI MRAR34 1.0: You just bashed: Nadav Vaher

[8:53] Nadav Vaher: THIS IS A TRAVESTY

[8:53] Nadav Vaher: YOU KILLED THE KEEPER OF THE FLAME!

[8:53] Johann Wilberg: I brought you back.

[8:53] Johann Wilberg: So you could go to trial.

[8:53] Nadav Vaher: Did you do it through the sacrafice of virgins?

[8:53] Johann Wilberg: Yes.

[8:54] Johann Wilberg: But.

[8:54] Johann Wilberg: I had too many virgins. There were some left over.

[8:54] Nadav Vaher: im expecting people to try and take me alive

[8:54] Johann Wilberg: XD

[8:55] Nadav Vaher: THEY BETTER GET ME BEFORE I GET MY RIFLE.

[8:55] Johann Wilberg: Nah. No one's coming.

[8:55] Nadav Vaher: BECAUSE WHEN I DO, OHHHHH BOY.

[Typhon Perun]

[11:59] (COM): Aryte Vesperia: [11:58] Imperial Admiral: You know who should run Curia?

[11:59] Aryte Vesperia: Not you.

[11:59] Crash Silverfall Salutes! "Hail To The Imperator, Baby!"

[11:59] Imperial Admiral: No

[11:59] Imperial Admiral: Mr T

[12:06] (COM): Kristian Kit: [12:05] Aryte Vesperia: I feel lonely, i wish more people would cluster around me now ;_;

[12:06] (COM): Typhon Perun: Awwwwww.

[12:06] (COM): Aryte Vesperia: Fuck you, Kristian.

[Crash Silverfall]

I thought somebody had to post it lol...

[15:47] Tokeli Zabelin: Excuse me Mister Busy Linden. Can I have your bear? :D

[15:48] Limey Linden: of course -- shouldn't you be shooting people though?

[RazorFox]

Text message on my phone transcribed exactly.

From: Aryte Vesperia

poop

Dec 14, 6:45 PM

There is logical context but I think it's funnier without.

[Typhon Perun]

[14:17] [Ordo] Handheld Radio 1.0 (Stomach): (Alengtha String) oops

[14:17] [Ordo] Handheld Radio 1.0 (Stomach): (Eucad Madruga) FUCK

[14:17] (COM): Crash Silverfall: King of Molvania is back

[14:17] [Ordo] Handheld Radio 1.0 (Stomach): (Eucad Madruga) I DONT WANT TO BE HERE

[14:17] [Ordo] Handheld Radio 1.0 (Stomach): (Alengtha String) lol

[RazorFox]

[13:13] (COM): Zrazor Rozenstrauch: At my school, we had to do senior projects and for mine I did ghost hunting

[13:13] (COM): Desereck Creeggan: ROFL

[13:13] (COM): Zrazor Rozenstrauch: I came to the conclusion during that ghosts were bullshit

[13:13] (COM): Desereck Creeggan: Should have done Space Nazis

[13:13] (COM): Zrazor Rozenstrauch: I picked up EVP messages in the basement of my house that was built in the 90s

[13:13] (COM): ribena Homewood: lolghost

[13:13] (COM): Desereck Creeggan: lolhaunted

[13:14] (COM): ribena Homewood: 90% of that bull is your brain playing tricks on you. :P

[13:14] (COM): Zrazor Rozenstrauch: I explored one of the supposedly most haunted locations in Illinois and got absolutely dick

[13:14] (COM): Wolfe Hardin: Cabinets open and close allt he time here. I know the names of the 6 who comitted suicide in my house over the past 61 years.

[13:14] (COM): Zrazor Rozenstrauch: I got what are called spiral entity photographs in the local theater, which is indeed an old building with a lot of history

[13:14] (COM): Ron Bleac: Zrazor, there's a reason why only people who believe in ghosts see and hear ghosts.

[13:14] (COM): Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Upon closer inspection of the photographs, they're bright orange chains of the word "exit"

[13:14] Crash Silverfall is Offline

[13:15] (COM): Desereck Creeggan: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[13:15] (COM): ribena Homewood: Lmfao.

[13:15] (COM): Desereck Creeggan: HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA

[13:15] (COM): Wolfe Hardin: ROFL

[13:15] (COM): Wolfe Hardin: Someone should quote that.

And of course no one did, so once again I am the only one preserving my comedy gold. :madfrown: