Quotes of Win

[Arc Vyper]

[18:18] Arc Vyper‧: Dirt trick ARC is dirty trick

[18:18] Arc Vyper‧: >:C

[18:18] Heavy666 Bolden‧: ARC is

[18:18] Arc Vyper‧: Dx

[18:18] Arc Vyper‧: You know what I mean

[18:18] Heavy666 Bolden‧: Who cares

[18:18] Heavy666 Bolden‧: everyone uses that stuff

[Trinity Heckroth]

[3:55] Raymond Donat: < ^ v A < ^ v A

[3:55] Trinity Heckroth: bs.

[3:56] Trinity Heckroth: <^><^> is zeldas song

[3:56] Trinity Heckroth: there is no a.

[3:56] Raymond Donat: LOL!

[ribena Homewood]

[20:23] thatguy Andel: Welcome to Ordo, I am thatguy Andel, I am a transexual bicurious homophobic heterosexual gay furry human in search of a transvestite male companion/furry to be my partner/sex slave/target of abuse. I have rainbow nipples made of bread and there is a forest of children growing in my eyeballs. Present me your clamshells, so that I may feast upon the sloth's tender fecal outlet.

I think I need a pacemaker.

[Jayce Iredell]

I wanted to kill him for that, don't go messing with my troops son.

[Typhon Perun]

[16:57] Tiridates Mikadze: Uh, Corsi, why are you wearing a bajillion guns?

[Jayce Iredell]

[17:13] Jayce Iredell JUDGES YOU WITH THE POWER OF AN ANGRY VEGETABLE GOD!

[17:13] Karmyn Maurer: o-o

[17:13] Karmyn Maurer: don't do it, Bob the Tomato :< i didn't mean it

[17:13] Jayce Iredell: In b4 The Emperor

[17:13] Karmyn Maurer: wat XD

[17:13] Jayce Iredell: Ahem

[17:14] Jayce Iredell: The Emperor of Mankind.

[17:14] Jayce Iredell: He is entombed in the Golden Throne kept barely alive.

[17:14] Jayce Iredell: And they see him as a God.

[17:14] Jayce Iredell: Hence the term Vegetable God.

[17:15] Jayce Iredell: But we shall bow down to Bob the Tomoato.

[17:15] Jayce Iredell: Your first decree is to hang Jayce Iredell for spelling Tomato incorrectly, this is a vile heresy.

[17:16] Karmyn Maurer: but if you communicate through Jayce Iredell, how will we know what to do next? D:

[17:16] Karmyn Maurer: can't i just kill his only son, change my mind, and cut off a bit of his winkie? ;-;

[17:17] Jayce Iredell: But, thats my winkie...

[17:17] Jayce Iredell: DX

[17:17] Karmyn Maurer: SO BOB DOES HAVE A WINKIE

[17:17] Karmyn Maurer: I KNEW IT

[17:17] Jayce Iredell: Well what did you think it was, a stem?

[17:18] Karmyn Maurer: DDDD:

[17:18] Karmyn Maurer: my salad days are over

[Johann]

[18:17] (COM): Keller Teichmann: ...so my comp is showing 30-40% usage, but the numbers only add up to 17%. WTF.

[18:17] (COM): Aryte Vesperia: Firefox did the math.

[18:17] (COM): Aryte Vesperia: OH ZING

[Williamca Zenovka]

[18:11:29] Agares Tretiak: ...

[18:11:30] Agares Tretiak (Channel 1): arm

[18:11:33] Williamca Zenovka: :D

[18:11:35] Agares Tretiak: We shall cleanse.

[18:11:47] You died and have been teleported to your home location

[18:11:55] Williamca Zenovka: :C

[18:12:03] Agares Tretiak: SERGALS ARE SCUM

[Arc Vyper]

[18:11:29] Agares Tretiak: ...

[18:11:30] Agares Tretiak (Channel 1): arm

[18:11:33] Williamca Zenovka: :D

[18:11:35] Agares Tretiak: We shall cleanse.

[18:11:47] You died and have been teleported to your home location

[18:11:55] Williamca Zenovka: :C

[18:12:03] Agares Tretiak: SERGALS ARE SCUM

Told you :tears:

WE MUST CONTROL SERGAL POPULATION OR THEY WILL EAT OUR BABIES.

[Maza Rau]

[18:31] Radio Box: (Wolf Glendale) I only came to see Maza in a outfit :P

[18:33] Radio Box: (Wolf Glendale) XD well I got what I came here to see im heading back to base :P

[18:33] (COM): Maza Rau: MY OUTFIT REDUCED THE FORCES NUMBERS BY 1

[18:33] (COM): Maza Rau: GLORY TO THE UNIFORM THE IMPERATOR HAS BLESSED ME WITH... it is mighty...

[18:34] (COM): Arokh Takakura: Glory to the imperator.

[18:34] (COM): Aryte Vesperia: Woo me~

[Johann]

WE MUST CONTROL SERGAL POPULATION OR THEY WILL EAT OUR BABIES.

And then -what- would be left for Aryte to eat? D;

[RazorFox]

And then -what- would be left for Aryte to eat? D;

OUR GLORIOUS LORD IMPERATOR WOULD STARVE WHICH IS TOTALLY UN-GLORIOUS. :pinch:

[Trinity Heckroth]

[0:18] Jason Backer: THE NAZIS WERN'T A BUNCH OF CUTE FURRY LITTLE DOUCHEBAGS

[0:18] Jason Backer: Look how nazi you can be!

[0:19] Trinity Heckroth: BUT

[0:19] Trinity Heckroth: If they WERE

[0:19] Jason Backer: BUT NOTHING

[0:19] Trinity Heckroth: youd never never know it

[0:19] Jason Backer: IF THEY WERE THEN T WOULD EXPLAIN WHY THEY LOST

[0:19] Trinity Heckroth: xD

[0:19] Jason Backer: BECAUSE THEY FUCKING SUCK

[0:20] Jason Backer: "My Fuhrer, the Allies are pushing into Berlin, we must make our last stand count"

[0:20] Jason Backer: Hitler "Oh murr, how abouts we get a little yiffy"

[0:20] Trinity Heckroth: xD

[0:20] Trinity Heckroth: I fucking love you

[0:21] Trinity Heckroth: >.>

[0:21] Trinity Heckroth murrs

[0:21] Jason Backer: DONT MAKE ME DO IT

[0:21] Jason Backer: I WILL SHOOT YOU, THEN CIR YOU FOR SHOOTING ME

[RazorFox]

[0:18] Jason Backer: THE NAZIS WERN'T A BUNCH OF CUTE FURRY LITTLE DOUCHEBAGS

[0:18] Jason Backer: Look how nazi you can be!

[0:19] Trinity Heckroth: BUT

[0:19] Trinity Heckroth: If they WERE

[0:19] Jason Backer: BUT NOTHING

[0:19] Trinity Heckroth: youd never never know it

[0:19] Jason Backer: IF THEY WERE THEN T WOULD EXPLAIN WHY THEY LOST

[0:19] Trinity Heckroth: xD

[0:19] Jason Backer: BECAUSE THEY FUCKING SUCK

[0:20] Jason Backer: "My Fuhrer, the Allies are pushing into Berlin, we must make our last stand count"

[0:20] Jason Backer: Hitler "Oh murr, how abouts we get a little yiffy"

[0:20] Trinity Heckroth: xD

[0:20] Trinity Heckroth: I fucking love you

[0:21] Trinity Heckroth: >.>

[0:21] Trinity Heckroth murrs

[0:21] Jason Backer: DONT MAKE ME DO IT

[0:21] Jason Backer: I WILL SHOOT YOU, THEN CIR YOU FOR SHOOTING ME

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[Jester Spearmann]

In new jessie

[5:40] Flexx Toxx shouts: which gun is the most dangerous here?

[5:40] Jester Spearmann shouts: The one that kills you!

[Arc Vyper]

OUR GLORIOUS LORD IMPERATOR WOULD STARVE WHICH IS TOTALLY UN-GLORIOUS.

He can feed off the agony and screaming pain of our personnel as he pours seering hot coffee all over them while laughing maniacally.

[Desereck Creeggan]

Or he'll come up behind you while you're standing still and SHOOT YOU IN THE BACK.

[RazorFox]

[21:44] (COM): Anlysia Gregoire: Yay I has a room for AC.

[21:45] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: I still gotta get Zach to book our room XP

[21:45] (COM): Tokeli Zabelin: >:

[21:45] (COM): Azoth Zsun: Im staying with Lupus. :P

[21:45] (COM): Teron Gray: ...h8. I wanna got to AC. ;.;

[21:45] (COM): Tokeli Zabelin: Me too. >:

[21:45] (COM): Zrazor Rozenstrauch: I'm having the most baller room party ever

[21:45] (COM): Azoth Zsun: will you have alchohol?

If you don't know why this is funny, get out.

LATER...

[21:53] (COM): Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Last year, Aryte invited me to his birthday dinner and I arrived drunk, got more drunk, passed out around 9, and woke up at 5 AM and did not realize ZeroWinged had drawn a Hitler mustache on me until noon.

[21:53] (COM): Desereck Creeggan: ROFL

[21:54] (COM): Azoth Zsun: amazing

[21:54] (COM): Zrazor Rozenstrauch: I was like "Dude, I was IN A BED with my SHOES OFF, you're not allowed to do that D:"

[21:54] (COM): Zrazor Rozenstrauch: So I'm gonna get him next year.

[21:54] (COM): Foxers Fhang: LOL

[21:55] (COM): Zrazor Rozenstrauch: You can only draw on someone if they pass out somewhere other than a bed with their shoes on.

[21:55] (COM): Foxers Fhang: Picures ofthis?

[21:55] (COM): Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Or if they pass out in a bathroom under any circumstance

[21:55] (COM): Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Or if they pass out outside under any circumstance

[21:56] (COM): Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Or if they pass out in a public place under any circumstance

[21:56] (COM): Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Or if they pass out before 10 PM

[21:56] (COM): Zrazor Rozenstrauch: ...WAIT

[21:56] (COM): Tokeli Zabelin: 9 comes before 10.

[21:56] (COM): Zrazor Rozenstrauch: -FUCK-

[Nooj Balut]

I fucking love Jason

[Zero Itamae]

Don't get why the first one is funny Zrazor. Explain!

[Typhon Perun]

[14:02] Orangy Ordinary: I just noticed the Ordo armor doesn't have cups ._.

[14:02] Orangy Ordinary: our junk is vulnerable :o

[14:02] Orangy Ordinary: xD

[14:03] Typhon Perun: Your worried about that now? o.O

[14:03] Orangy Ordinary: >_<

[14:03] Dascede Aluveaux: The enemy shouldn't be able to get close enough to you to harm your junk o:<

[RazorFox]

During today's 2142 attack.

[19:29] Ordo HUD 0.3.10: Collision: 2142 low lag damage training - Freemon Quan

[19:29] Ordo HUD 0.3.10: Collision: 2142 low lag damage training - Freemon Quan

[19:29] Ordo HUD 0.3.10: Collision: 2142 low lag damage training - Freemon Quan

[19:29] Ordo HUD 0.3.10: Collision: 2142 low lag damage training - Freemon Quan

[19:29] Ordo HUD 0.3.10: Collision: 2142 low lag damage training - Freemon Quan

[19:29] Ordo HUD 0.3.10: Collision: 2142 low lag damage training - Freemon Quan

[19:29] Ordo HUD 0.3.10: Collision: 2142 low lag damage training - Freemon Quan

[19:29] Ordo HUD 0.3.10: Collision: 2142 low lag damage training - Freemon Quan

[19:29] Ordo HUD 0.3.10: Collision: 2142 low lag damage training - Freemon Quan

[19:29] Ordo HUD 0.3.10: Collision: 2142 low lag damage training - Freemon Quan

Freemon

[Jester Spearmann]

(COM): Xayvien Rau: My dog is racist. Every time a black man is on television, even when asleep, he breaks into a vicious series of barking.

(COM): Kryo Recreant: ...your dog or the man on TV?

(COM): Xayvien Rau: Both.

(COM): Vincent Lucerne: Man....put on BET

(COM): Xayvien Rau: If I put on Maury my dog would bark himself to death.

[Firefox Breed]

[10:11] FireFox Breed: got work/school today?

[10:11] Aryte Vesperia: Need to write a paper and go to class.

[10:11] Aryte Vesperia: Yeah

[10:11] Aryte Vesperia: .

[10:11] FireFox Breed: :<

[10:12] FireFox Breed: i got nothing to bug you about. just like whenyour around <3

[10:12] Aryte Vesperia: Aw.

[10:12] Aryte Vesperia: How gay.

[10:13] FireFox Breed: i know right

[10:13] Aryte Vesperia is Offline

[Euro Zapatero]

In new jessie

[5:40] Flexx Toxx shouts: which gun is the most dangerous here?

[5:40] Jester Spearmann shouts: The one that kills you!

You sir win the ninja award.