Quotes of Win

[ribena Homewood]

[4:16] Kraa String (COM): Duplicarious String assumong NCOIC

[4:16] Kraa String (COM): *Assuming

[4:16] Kraa String (COM): While Fermi is AFK *Glares at him*

[4:16] Sykes Foxclaw (COM): lol, assumong

[4:17] Kraa String (COM): Silence you. 2 laps for pointing out my flaws >:o

[4:17] Sykes Foxclaw (COM): <3

[4:18] Sykes Foxclaw (COM): I always like a good lapping

[4:18] Johann Wilberg (COM): ... :busts up laughing:

It's my first attempt be gentle.

rofl

[Lupus Mielziner]

Johann Wilberg thinks Scientific Waffle should "GIT IN HIS BELLEH"

its up to you wich kind of way you think johann talks about ! enjoy :P

[Crash Silverfall]

[11:48] ribena Homewood: NICE TP IN, /1CHECK, TP OUT CRASH.

[11:48] Crash Silverfall: Lol

[11:48] Crash Silverfall: i'm in sky

[11:48] Crash Silverfall: fgt

[11:48] ribena Homewood: wearing your gimpy shorts?

[11:48] ribena Homewood: lol

[11:48] Crash Silverfall: yeah, or was

[11:48] Crash Silverfall: lol

[11:48] Crash Silverfall: just changed, Lol

[11:48] ribena Homewood: That's the best thing about furries.

[11:49] Crash Silverfall: so

[11:49] Crash Silverfall: >:C

[11:49] ribena Homewood: You can walk around in underpants and not get realized.

[11:49] Crash Silverfall: yeah

[11:49] ribena Homewood: Humans do it and get banned for nudity.

[11:49] ribena Homewood: :(

[11:49] Crash Silverfall: Quoted

[11:49] Crash Silverfall: lol

[11:49] ribena Homewood: FIX THE TYPO FOR ME

BANNED TYPO(FIXED)

[ribena Homewood]

[9:51] Kor Yuitza: Doesn't that mask make your nose hurt?

[9:51] ribena Homewood: rofl

[9:51] ribena Homewood: omg

[9:51] Keller Teichmann: ...touche.

[9:51] ribena Homewood: So quoted.

[Kynnaria Merlin]

[14:34] Garion Lowenhardt: Lol'd.

[14:34] ribena Homewood: Stop loling.

[14:34] Garion Lowenhardt: Lol'd.

[14:34] ribena Homewood: ..

[14:34] ribena Homewood: D'LOL

[14:34] Garion Lowenhardt: Lol'd. And quoted.

[RazorFox]

[15:44] Agares Tretiak goes back to writing a massive, ominous document.

[15:44] Zrazor Rozenstrauch stealthily peers over your shoulder, his ears twitching curiously.

[15:45] Agares Tretiak: <REDACTED>.

[15:45] Agares Tretiak: Now. You lose your eyes, my boy. And tongue. Tough luck.

[15:46] Zrazor Rozenstrauch yelps and hides behind the couch

[15:46] Agares Tretiak: Not going to work, my son.

[15:46] Agares Tretiak sighs and takes out a rather sharp looking knife.

[15:47] Agares Tretiak: <_<

[15:47] Agares Tretiak: I need to finish page 14.

[15:52] Zrazor Rozenstrauch is not comin out from under dis couch ;-;

[16:02] Agares Tretiak: Awww.

[16:02] Agares Tretiak: I'll give you a Scooby snack.

[16:02] Zrazor Rozenstrauch pokes his head out. :D

[16:03] Agares Tretiak waves a hansdful of scooby snacks.

[16:06] Zrazor Rozenstrauch hops out from behind the couch. "Yay! :D"

[16:08] Agares Tretiak tosses you a few.

[16:10] Zrazor Rozenstrauch OMNOMS >x3

[16:10] Agares Tretiak tacklesd you and cuts your eyes and tongue out.

[16:10] Agares Tretiak: DON'T FUCK WITH ME SON, I'LL FUCK YOU SHIT UP.

[16:10] Agares Tretiak: D:<

[16:10] Agares Tretiak: >_>

[16:10] Zrazor Rozenstrauch writhes around on the floor, blood gushing out of his eyesockets and mouth. XoX

[16:11] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Did I mention that I'm a masochist and this sort of thing gets my rocks off? :D

[16:11] Agares Tretiak: ....

[16:12] Agares Tretiak clicks his tongue, drops his knife, throws his hands up in a helpless gesture and walks away, saying nohing.

[16:12] Zrazor Rozenstrauch continues to moan in anguish on the floor whilst touching himself

[16:13] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: I so wanna put this on the funny IM snippets section XD

[17:28] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: I don't know if you can see the armory right now

[17:28] Tiridates Mikadze: I know about it.

[17:28] Tiridates Mikadze: My god

[17:28] Tiridates Mikadze: I should come there and purge you all.

[17:28] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Aryte is going to skin me alive and use my coat as a bath towel

[17:31] Tiridates Mikadze: No, fur is lousy as a towel, we found that out quickly.

[17:31] Tiridates Mikadze: he'll probably use you as part of a coat

[17:31] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: ;-;

[17:33] Tiridates Mikadze: While your soul will know no comfort in hell, at least your legacy shall keep him from getting a chill.

I BEEN HAVIN A BAD DAY TODAY D:

[Kynnaria Merlin]

I lol'd.

[Johann]

[2009/09/19 21:11] Ethan Schuman (COM): And he's gone.

[2009/09/19 21:11] Johann Wilberg (COM): He was never here, Trebek.

[Crash Silverfall]

[15:52] Zrazor Rozenstrauch is not comin out from under dis couch ;-;

[16:02] Agares Tretiak: Awww.

[16:02] Agares Tretiak: I'll give you a Scooby snack.

[16:02] Zrazor Rozenstrauch pokes his head out. :D

[16:03] Agares Tretiak waves a hansdful of scooby snacks.

[16:06] Zrazor Rozenstrauch hops out from behind the couch. "Yay! :D"

[16:08] Agares Tretiak tosses you a few.

[16:10] Zrazor Rozenstrauch OMNOMS >x3

[16:10] Agares Tretiak tacklesd you and cuts your eyes and tongue out.

[16:10] Agares Tretiak: DON'T FUCK WITH ME SON, I'LL FUCK YOU SHIT UP.

[16:10] Agares Tretiak: D:<

I lol'd

[RazorFox]

[Rygads] says:

OH M GOD

[Rygads] says:

MY*

[Rygads] says:

I just realized

[Rygads] says:

my english teachers name is carl

[Rygads] says:

CARL MALONE

[Zera] says:

...wait seriously?

[Zera] says:

You have a teacher named Carl Malone?

[Rygads] says:

yes

[Rygads] says:

yes

[Zera] says:

holy

[Zera] says:

god

[Zera] says:

Dis here Carl Malone here talk y'all about English. Carl Malone don't know a fuck why he teach English when he can't talk a shit any damn how.

[Zera] says:

But Carl Malone just here teach these kids in dang ol' community college English when he not play basketball.

[Rygads] says:

[Cyphre Iredell]

Wow. I wish I had a teacher named Carl Malone. It would be nonstop Carl Malone jokes at school.

[RazorFox]

Dis here Carl Malone say Cyphre, why you got wish you had teacher name Carl Malone not real Carl Malone he self? Dis here real McCoy, best thing teach you English.

[Euro Zapatero]

[9:56] Tiridates Mikadze (COM): We will be able to map your brain activity, tell when you're lying, even make you feel what we want you to feel. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Etc.

[9:56] Euro Zapatero (COM): Giggity?

[9:56] Desereck Creeggan (COM): Euro said it, not me

[9:56] Furry Thor (COM): murr?

[20:31] Euro Zapatero (COM): Hey Ordo =p

[20:31] Intus Infinity (COM): Geo Down

[20:31] Aryte Vesperia (COM): Ooeru!

[20:31] Aelus Janus (COM): Good evening.

[20:31] Kehki Denja is Online

[20:31] ribena Homewood (COM): Euro :D

[20:32] Euro Zapatero (COM): Heyo Rib, evening to you as well Aelus, and is Aryte high?

[20:32] Aryte Vesperia (COM): Raid team returning.

[20:32] ribena Homewood (COM): He's on a raid

[20:32] ribena Homewood (COM): Or was

[20:32] Christoph Batra (COM): WB raid time

[20:32] ribena Homewood (COM): he's always like that

[20:32] ribena Homewood (COM): wb

[20:32] Aelus Janus (COM): I slipped LSD in his coffee.

[20:32] Aelus Janus (COM): Go about your business, all of you.

[10:01] Euro Zapatero (COM): Since when was Scientific in porn?

[10:01] Furry Thor (COM): WAY worse, it was STI versions of all your favorite breakfast food.

[10:01] Tiridates Mikadze (COM): dipping a golden waffle into a bowl of milk, with all those shredded wheat bites.

[10:01] Desereck Creeggan (COM): Euro, ever wonder how that syrup got on his face?

[10:01] Desereck Creeggan (COM): yeeeah

[10:01] Euro Zapatero (COM): ....D:

[10:02] Furry Thor (COM): XD

[10:02] Furry Thor (COM): :Q_

[10:02] Euro Zapatero (COM): Damn, but but he is so tasty. ; ;

[10:02] Tiridates Mikadze (COM): I'd butter up Waffle anyday.

[Lupus Mielziner]

Wow. I wish I had a teacher named Carl Malone. It would be nonstop Carl Malone jokes at school.

i got a science teacher called Adolf Gasmann ... it was a funny time .. poor man with that name .. *cough*

[ribena Homewood]

Lmao, Lupus. If all of the class went "SIEG HEIL!" at the same time . . he'd be like . . shocked.

[15:07] Justice Capalini: lmao

[15:07] ribena Homewood: JUSTICE SHIRTLESS

[15:07] ribena Homewood: JUSTICE HUMP 3 TIMES

[15:07] ribena Homewood: JUSTICE LOOOOOOOOOOG

[15:07] Justice Capalini: i was practicing my stripper cop act on you

[15:07] ribena Homewood: it worked.

[15:07] ribena Homewood: <3

[15:07] Justice Capalini: being consul dont make enough money

[15:07] Justice Capalini: i have to have side job

[15:07] Justice Capalini: ordo stripper

[15:08] Justice Capalini: lmao

[Kytec Switchblade]

I once had a teacher named richard cox... Dick cox.

Yeaahhh, fun times.

and this one guy named Jon Mol, who was like 7'2'' and ripped, he used to break up fights and we would all shout "YOU JUST GOT MOOOOLLLL~ESTED"

[RazorFox]

i got a science teacher called Adolf Gasmann ... it was a funny time .. poor man with that name .. *cough*

I love how that's funny in both languages.

[Aryte]

[22:32] Aryte Vesperia: . . You realize that is against the terms of service, right?

[22:32] Daniel2046 Munster: no its not it was a private conversation

[22:33] Aryte Vesperia: . . that's . . the point. Private conversations are illegal to distribute, rofl.

[22:35] Daniel2046 Munster: realy kids shouldnt play on SL, you know you gotta be 18 to be on a mature sim right?.....

[22:36] Aryte Vesperia: Coming from a guy named "Daniel2046," who can't even spell "really," that's kind of rich.

[Kynnaria Merlin]

[22:35] Daniel2046 Munster: realy kids shouldnt play on SL, you know you gotta be 18 to be on a mature sim right?.....

[22:36] Aryte Vesperia: Coming from a guy named "Daniel2046," who can't even spell "really," that's kind of rich.

Haha, he's tried to pull the same shit on me. I just laughed in his face.

[Jester Spearmann]

[9:50] Agares Tretiak (COM): first man who can break his neck with bullets, gets a raise in their wages! (regarding a hostile)

[9:50] Rendy Miles (COM): lol

[9:50] Jester Spearmann (COM): we dont get paid as it is :|

[9:50] Ordo Utility HUD v1.4: New contact: Aryte Vesperia

[9:50] Agares Tretiak (COM): SHHHH

[9:50] Agares Tretiak (COM): It's a secret.

[9:50] Aryte Vesperia (COM): That's a lie.

[9:50] Aryte Vesperia (COM): Here's 10L.

[9:50] Aryte Vesperia Paid you $10

[10:01] Agares Tretiak (COM): WHERE ARE THOSE MORTARS?

[10:01] Williamca Zenovka (COM): Landing on your head now agares.

After the imperator nails someone with a clusterfuck

[10:05] Sera Otoro (COM): no such thing as overkill if aryte uses it... it was a fair weapon...

[10:09] Tiridates Mikadze (COM): I want you folks to pound these bastards harder than I pounded their moms last night.

[10:09] Ordo Utility HUD v1.4: Aryte Vesperia (1): goto:roof

[10:09] Aryte Vesperia (COM): Ahem.

[10:10] Tiridates Mikadze (COM): :3

[10:10] Jester Spearmann (COM): Gentlemen

[10:10] Aryte Vesperia (COM): Never again, Tiri.

[Kastrenzo Benelli]

Just took some of my favorites from my picks

Kastrenzo Benelli: Ctrl Q gives you god mode

Akamu Hua is offline

--

Takkun Gray: how do I look now?

Kastrenzo Benelli: Like a girl,

Takkun Gray: ... yeah well your mom looks like a girl

Kastrenzo Benelli: NO SHIT

--

Vorlon Bikcin: Why don't you go to the other side

of the rainbow and fuck the tin man?

Sukasa Rydell: I'm going to mute you now kbye...

[Kellervo]

[22:32] Aryte Vesperia: . . You realize that is against the terms of service, right?

[22:32] Daniel2046 Munster: no its not it was a private conversation

[22:33] Aryte Vesperia: . . that's . . the point. Private conversations are illegal to distribute, rofl.

[22:35] Daniel2046 Munster: realy kids shouldnt play on SL, you know you gotta be 18 to be on a mature sim right?.....

[22:36] Aryte Vesperia: Coming from a guy named "Daniel2046," who can't even spell "really," that's kind of rich.

Ahh, Daniel2046. The first person I ever blackscreened (paradropped onto his skybox in the old CATI sim and punched him over and over for shift-dragging landmines onto our heads).

Also the first person to ban me.

[Kynnaria Merlin]

[17:11] Garion Lowenhardt: Righto.

[17:11] Garion Lowenhardt: OH FUCK.

[17:11] Garion Lowenhardt: I'M TURNING INTO A BRIT.

[17:12] Garion Lowenhardt flails.

[17:12] Aryte Vesperia: ROFL

[17:12] Garion Lowenhardt: You know what makes this even more amusing?

[17:12] Garion Lowenhardt: I was just about to look for something to put in the Quotes of Win thread.

[ribena Homewood]

[17:11] Garion Lowenhardt: Righto.

[17:11] Garion Lowenhardt: OH FUCK.

[17:11] Garion Lowenhardt: I'M TURNING INTO A BRIT.

[17:12] Garion Lowenhardt flails.

[17:12] Aryte Vesperia: ROFL

[17:12] Garion Lowenhardt: You know what makes this even more amusing?

[17:12] Garion Lowenhardt: I was just about to look for something to put in the Quotes of Win thread.

Jolly good quote!

[Johann]

[20:49] Xuen (Larry Furlough) says 'Have you seen the new Blastech E-19s?'

[20:49] "Alrerst" E-2621: "No, sir. I haven't."

[20:49] Xuen (Larry Furlough) says 'You, STOP!'

[20:49] Xuen (Larry Furlough) says 'Have you seen the new Blastech E-19s?'

[20:50] "Alrerst" E-2621: "... No?"

[20:50] Xuen (Larry Furlough) says 'What?'

[20:50] Xuen (Larry Furlough) says 'Identify yourself!'

[20:50] "Alrerst" E-2621: "You asked me twice, si-"

[20:51] "Alrerst" E-2621: "Trooper E-2621."

At this point, Larry falls to the ground with a dramatic death motion and just lays there.

[20:51] The stormtrooper looks about, wondering what the hell just happened... and walks on.

I'm Alrerst and the guy at the end. The other person is a warrant officer. This is from SWRP.