Quotes of Win

[Cygna]

[14:51:01] Kristian Kit: I actually looked into this a while ago, did you guys knew that humans are more succesfull in ordo?

Dangerously true.

[ribena Homewood]

He can feed off the agony and screaming pain of our personnel as he pours seering hot coffee all over them while laughing maniacally.

You made that sound . . very, very bad.

[Williamca Zenovka]

Maza rau...I read that and BURST out laughing in my chair. Also, everyone has had their abuse on peoples clickys when they join ordo they are given no warning it just HAPPENS and they go "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

[Ron Bleac]

I never had any incidents with clickables when I joined.

[Williamca Zenovka]

I never had any incidents with clickables when I joined.

You're not a legit furry. (SHUN SHUN SHUN!!!)

[Trinity Heckroth]

[0:42] (COM): Trinity Heckroth: Z has been OIC since that Aryte guy signed off

[0:42] (COM): Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Who?

[0:42] (COM): Trinity Heckroth: that one dude, the white foxish looking guy

[0:42] (COM): Zrazor Rozenstrauch: OH

[0:43] (COM): Zrazor Rozenstrauch: That guy with the hat

[0:43] (COM): Trinity Heckroth: yeaaaah

[0:43] (COM): Zrazor Rozenstrauch: I think I talked to that guy once.

[Aryte]

FOX? FUCK YOU.

[RazorFox]

[17:18] Zacharias Bardasch: Oh son of a BITCH.

[17:19] Zacharias Bardasch: Got fucking melee'd by Fermi as he spawned and as I was trying to leave a group above Ordo, I hit fucking leave Ordo.

[17:21] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: O SHIT

[17:21] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: YOU GOTTA START OVER FROM SCHOLA AGAIN

[Desereck Creeggan]

Ventrilo:

Someone: Hey Cheeso your -

Desereck: Hahaaa. I think I just accidentally ran over Cheeso.

Someone: blrhdghrdrr

Cheeso: I'M SORRY I COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF ME GETTING VIOLENTLY RUN OVER BY A TANK.

[RazorFox]

The following exchange took place IRL during a smoke break:

Rygads: Hey, you know how you always said if you had a clone, you'd have sex with it?

Zrazor: Yeah, totally.

Rygads: Well, I had a dream last night that you made a clone for that exact purpose, but it didn't want to have sex with you, it just wanted to kill me. D:

Zrazor: ... :O

[Crash Silverfall]

[4:42] Liana Pera: i am a proud 92 year old woman

[4:53] Crash Silverfall: game is named: slapper?

[4:54] Nooj Balut: Slap-A-Grandma

[4:54] Crash Silverfall: Yus

[4:54] Liana Pera: THAT IS JUST DISRESPECTFUL

[4:54] Crash Silverfall: nooj i love you

[4:54] Liana Pera: SEE IF I EVER MAKE YOU A SWEATER

[4:54] Liana Pera: im gonna make sweaters for everyone on base

[4:55] Liana Pera: cept you hooligans

[Euro Zapatero]

[9:22] (COM): Nooj Balut: it's 70L$ and hour, sir.

[Nooj Balut]

[9:22] (COM): Nooj Balut: it's 70L$ and hour, sir.

Note: that was a comment about this:

[9:22] Niiya Narayan: So what's a buttstroke?

[9:22] Justice Capalini: hmmm come with me niiya ill show ya..

[ShadowFang Blessed]

[14:07] Gunau Sodwind: oh STand by

[14:07] Gunau Sodwind: i just searched Rape in my inventory

[14:07] Gunau Sodwind: and its suprising how many items contain that word

[Tenaki Kupferberg]

[22:18] Tenaki Kupferberg: You went for their balls. :B

[22:18] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Totally

[RazorFox]

[22:18] Tenaki Kupferberg: You went for their balls. :B

[22:18] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Totally

YOU ARE NOT MY FRIEND ANYMORE

[RazorFox]

"MY GRANDPA TELL ME TO CLEAN MY ROOM SO I JACK HIM IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN JAW AND BREAK DAT SHIT AND MY GRANDMA COME IN AND BE ALL SCREAMIN AND SHIT AND I SLAP DAT BITCH IN THA PUSSY AND SHE LIKE "THAT IS NOT APPROPRIATE" AND I ALL LIKE "I AIN'T GIVE A FUCK NIGGA." I PUT A BULLET IN MY BRAIN CAUSE I AIN'T NO BITCH. GRANDDAD, I TOOK A SHIT ON THE PORCH, NIGGA."

-Rygads Hax, original black man, in church.

[Sera Otoro]

.... o_O do i really need to ask Z...?

[RazorFox]

.... o_O do i really need to ask Z...?

Your guess is as good as mine. Like he just walked into my room and started yelling and then left.

[RazorFox]

[12:58] Zero Itamae: :goonsay:

[12:58] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: :rolleyes:

[12:58] Zero Itamae: :frogout:

[12:58] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: :gonk:

[12:58] Zero Itamae: \o/

[12:58] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: :smith:

Posted because nobody will get it.

[Murcielago Neox]

This was quoted during a stage 6 armatura exam thingy

[17:25] Corsi Mousehold: They will be assisting for Phase Six. This is live combat. So before you are brought all the way into the Ordo, you have the chance at killing a few of it's members.

and this was a random dispatchment of a greifer....and some frientdly units, but it was a necessary sacrifice. Good work Cheese, good work.

[17:39] Cheeso Szydlowska: I REGRET NOTHING

[17:39] ShadowFang Blessed: cheeso

[17:39] ShadowFang Blessed: i think your in trouble >_>

[17:39] Cheeso Szydlowska: Probably

[17:39] Cheeso Szydlowska: I DID catch 2 friendlies in there

[17:39] Tokeli Zabelin: I'M TELLING ARYTE.

[17:39] Cheeso Szydlowska: and a civi or two

[17:39] Zen Rothstein: Cheeso you cunt

[17:39] Cheeso Szydlowska: and Keno

[17:39] Typhon Perun: I think Aryte already knows.

[17:39] Anlysia Gregoire: I'd suggest a regular gun next time.

[17:39] Cheeso Szydlowska: I didn't want to risk missing

[17:39] Anlysia Gregoire: But Keno should know better.

[17:40] Tokeli Zabelin: Dammit.

[17:40] Keno Pontoppidan: What the fuck

[17:40] ShadowFang Blessed: quoated

[17:40] Keno Pontoppidan: It wasn't me that was naked

[17:40] Keno Pontoppidan: piss off

[17:40] Tokeli Zabelin: Why did yougive Cheeso an excuse to blow things up.

[17:40] Cheeso Szydlowska: BLAST RADIUS

Edited February 25, 2010 by Murcielago Neox

[Jester Spearmann]

[2010/02/25 14:14] (COM): Keller Teichmann: Lot of underages today.

[2010/02/25 14:15] (COM): Jester Spearmann: Nanao would have a field day

[Trinity Heckroth]

[3:43] Nohime Runner: Frumentarii spy! :o

[3:43] Trinity Heckroth: Frumentarii doesnt exist.

[3:43] Trinity Heckroth: :o

[3:43] Nohime Runner: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frumentarii

[3:43] Nohime Runner: <.<

[3:43] Trinity Heckroth: harr harr

[3:43] Nohime Runner: educate yoself woman!

[3:43] Nohime Runner: <.<

[3:44] Trinity Heckroth: I have read the article.

[3:44] Nohime Runner: sweet jebus, you mean someone in ordo actually looked up what their latin name ment?!

[3:44] Nohime Runner falls over dead

[3:44] Trinity Heckroth: I would like to point your attention to the second word of the article.

[3:44] Trinity Heckroth: I quote

[3:44] Trinity Heckroth: "were."

[3:44] Trinity Heckroth: I rest my case.

[3:45] Nohime Runner: LMFAO

[RazorFox]

[0:04] Rygads Hax: mother fucker

[0:05] Rygads Hax: I got kicked out of callies becasue I'm a badass

[0:05] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: You got kicked out of callies

[0:05] Rygads Hax: yes

[0:05] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Did the bouncers drag you to the back room?

[0:05] Rygads Hax: I threw a drink and was like WOOO!

[0:05] Rygads Hax: no

[0:05] Rygads Hax: okay

[0:05] Rygads Hax: story

[0:05] Rygads Hax: I threw a cup of ice and I yelled, I was on a good mood

[0:05] Rygads Hax: high drunk, yuou name iy

[0:05] Rygads Hax: and fuvkin

[0:05] Rygads Hax: a bouncer was like

[0:06] Rygads Hax: he turned me around

[0:06] Rygads Hax: and grtabbed my pitvcher nfrom my hands

[0:06] Rygads Hax: and was likwe

[0:06] Rygads Hax: alriught , we're going this way

[0:06] Rygads Hax: I was like, anything, I dont want trouble, take me where ever

[0:06] Rygads Hax: asnd he was like this way buddy, go in that room and we'll be good

[0:07] Rygads Hax: so he takes me to a door

[0:07] Rygads Hax: I go in ex;ecting an interrogation

[0:07] Rygads Hax: it leads outside

[0:07] Rygads Hax: and some guy

[0:07] Rygads Hax: satarrted yelling

[0:07] Rygads Hax: 're A DRINK MOTHER FUCKER"HEY, GO KICKED OUT CAUSE YOUR

[0:07] Rygads Hax: TYOO DRUNK FOR CLUBD PUSSY?

[0:07] Rygads Hax: and then he was like

[0:08] Rygads Hax: I'm just jokin, free cigarette for getting kicked out like a winner

[0:08] Rygads Hax: and we loled and had a great time

[0:08] Rygads Hax: halo is a pretty gool cuy he shoots then enemy and doesnt afeared of anything

[0:08] Rygads Hax: CAN I TYPE CORRECTLY IF I REALLY TRY?

[0:08] Rygads Hax: INDEED I CAN

[0:08] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Quoted to the Ordo forums.

[0:09] Rygads Hax: FUCK WIN BUITCH

[Corsi Mousehold]

Corsi: You coming to Iron Builder later?

LordBob: To hit people with pimp cane?

LordBob: sure

LordBob: What is the time of it anyway

LordBob: I was planning on 9999999-hour long raid on Goleta dAlliez.

Corsi: QUOTED

(They just got new formals and Bob actually carries a matching pimp cane around with him)