Quotes of Win

[Kynnaria Merlin]

Yesssssss.

[Agares Tretiak]

[19:41] Intus Infinity looks up at Agares wif red eyes, like she's been crying all afternoon. "I'm so... sorry that.. *sniffly sniffs* that the website... doesn't work :< .."

[19:41] Agares Tretiak tightens his knuckles on his hammer and glares coldly at Intus.

[19:41] Agares Tretiak: Fix it.

[19:41] Intus Infinity: T^T!

[Inoue Katsu]

After attacking MC

[22:32] midnight Shirakawa: we might need your help

[22:32] Karlhockey Forte: hrm?

[22:32] midnight Shirakawa: ordo came back for round 2 x/

[22:32] Karlhockey Forte: I am ordo

[22:32] midnight Shirakawa: my bad

Lol

You should have asked for a TP and killed em all.

[Vinnie Lei]

[6:11] Justice Capalini: geodan apparently shot me while i was afk taking a shit

[Chase Quinnell]

This individual attempted to TP into Titan twice, both times being auto-removed due to the fact you're supposed to go to Chronus. The third time he figured it out and went to Chronus, and began using some sort of fly method.. and got shot. Here's the log that ensued in IMs. Due to non-disclosure rules set by LL TOS, I have blurred the first name.

[16:55] Chase Quinnell: Hey, please do not use boosters, fliers, or teleporters in Chronus/Titan.

[16:55] ***** Coba: ok sorry trying to get to titan for th elan bodyguard store

[16:56] Chase Quinnell: Landbody guard?

[16:56] ***** Coba: yes

[16:56] Chase Quinnell: You mean that HUD with the ban features?

[16:56] ***** Coba: correct

[16:56] Chase Quinnell: That's Thomas conover

[16:56] Chase Quinnell: not Titan Industries, lol

[16:57] Chase Quinnell: this is a military sim.

[16:58] ***** Coba: ok sorry on the wrong sime

[16:58] Chase Quinnell: hehe

[Tsume Xiao]

[19:06] Theodore Belgar: i hate you

[19:06] Ruin Nefarious: :(

[19:06] Theodore Belgar: lol

[19:06] Theodore Belgar: i was about to get me some virtual ass and you had to show up lol

[19:06] Ruin Nefarious: ROFL..

Scientific Waffle: I AM INVINCIBLE

[21:21] You died and have been teleported to your home location

[21:21] Ordo Utility HUD v1.4: Collision: (Armored Battle Taxi v3.0) Owned by: Aryte Vesperia.

[19:15] Rodney Linden accepted your [Tsume's] inventory offer.

[19:15] Tsume Xiao: Aryte is going to slaughter me for giving you that.

[19:16] Rodney Linden: I've/salute

[19:16] Rodney Linden Salutes! "Hail To The Imperator, Baby!"

[19:16] Aryte Vesperia: ROFL!!!

[19:45] Rodney Linden: ░▒▓☻Everytime you gesturbate ✺ a Linden ☠ kills ☠ a newbie! ㋡▓▒░

[18:33] Aryte Vesperia: Oppressing the children makes happy.

[18:35] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: That's actually a hobby of mine.

[21:44] Tanner Loudwater: Hey, is NJ now a hud sim?

[21:44] Tsume Xiao: No.

[21:44] Tanner Loudwater: Well then whats this hud thing i got?

[21:44] Tsume Xiao: Hell if I know :D

[21:44] Tanner Loudwater: oh

[21:44] Tanner Loudwater: ...

[21:45] Tanner Loudwater: Um

[21:45] Tanner Loudwater: Hey you know if 10th mountain still exists?

[21:45] Tsume Xiao continues to repeatedly stab a coke can with a letter opener

[21:45] Tsume Xiao: Hmm?

[Kytec Switchblade]

[21:45] Tsume Xiao continues to repeatedly stab a coke can with a letter opener

Yeeesssssss

Coke is the antichrist!

lol

[Jester Spearmann]

From when I was working at a club tonight

[23:35] Jester Spearmann: I spy a fennecy

[23:36] Tuomy Boa: I dont like Uildiar no more, he unfriended me

[23:36] Uildiar Kuhn has left the sim.

[Keno]

[9:36] Imperial Admiral: SIR GET DOWN

[9:36] Imperial Admiral: SNIPER

[9:37] Imperial Admiral jumps on you

[9:37] Keller Teichmann: THE SNIPER IS A SPY.

[9:37] Imperial Admiral: SNIPERS IN THE HILLS

[9:37] Keller Teichmann ows. :<

[9:37] Imperial Admiral: THERE AFTER YOUR TASTY SHARK BRAINS

[9:38] Imperial Admiral: Ok

[9:38] Imperial Admiral: I think we're good now

[9:38] Keller Teichmann: shark brains

[9:38] Keller Teichmann: are not tasty :<

[9:38] Keller Teichmann: our fins are. That's why the one on my back is a prosthetic. ;-;

[9:39] Imperial Admiral: It was an honor protecting you Sir

[9:39] Imperial Admiral: Wouldn't want anything to happen to your... succulent... pink... brains

[9:39] Keller Teichmann: c_c;

[Aryte]

[16:12] Jim Herbst: ..There's no attack going on?

[16:12] Jim Herbst: r

[16:12] Aryte Vesperia: No. . just us.

[16:12] Jim Herbst: jt

[16:12] Jim Herbst: judging by the map... nevermind.

[Cyphre Iredell]

[19:17] Aryte Vesperia: LOL

[19:18] Aryte Vesperia: You ass.

[19:18] Aryte Vesperia: I didn't want him!

[19:18] Aryte Vesperia: Niiya did.

[ribena Homewood]

[21:18] Scientific Waffle: GODZILLA WAFFLE SMAAASH

[Jayce Iredell]

[2009/07/26 23:58] Fortune Teriatzi: so are you one of those members of ordo that writes creepy faux-military fanfiction about themselves 3:

[Keno]

[4:40] Imperial Admiral: Also, Foxers why are you dead

[4:40] Liana Pera: hes asleep.

[4:40] Imperial Admiral: Lol

[4:41] Imperial Admiral: I might join him

[4:41] Liana Pera: DIRTY

[4:41] Imperial Admiral: God damnit

[4:41] Liana Pera: WHY DONT YOU GO BACK TO YOUR HOME ON WHORE ISLAND!?!?

[4:41] Imperial Admiral facepalms

[4:41] Liana Pera: :}

[Kynnaria Merlin]

[14:05] Zerowinged Vasiliev (COM): Assuming God Mode; Triplicarius Vasiliev

[14:05] Vai Tyran (COM): Repotred

[14:05] Vai Tyran (COM): 4 hacks

[14:05] Zerowinged Vasiliev (COM): Ffuuuu

[Trevor Russell]

[13:54] Lurdan Huszar: Thank you Trevor.

[13:55] Lurdan Huszar: Could I get perms on it though?

[13:55] Trevor Russell: what's it for?

[13:55] Lurdan Huszar: I'm putting it on a camera in our meeting room

[13:56] Lurdan Huszar: I think I just need mod

[13:56] Trevor Russell: why are we watching your meetings o.o

[13:56] Lurdan Huszar: ..Could I just get the texture?

[13:57] Inventory item offered

[13:57] Lurdan Huszar: Yaaaaay

[13:58] Lurdan Huszar: ..HU HAH

[13:58] Lurdan Huszar: YOU FOOL

[13:58] Lurdan Huszar: NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR LOGO, I WILL GIVE IT TO THE FUHRER

[13:58] Trevor Russell: its no trans.

[13:58] Lurdan Huszar: AND AT LAST, RECIEVE MY RANK TO-

[13:58] Lurdan Huszar: what

[13:58] Lurdan Huszar: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[13:58] Lurdan Huszar: FOILED AGAIN

[13:59] Lurdan Huszar: DAMN YOU ORDOS

[13:59] Lurdan Huszar: DAMN YOOOOOOU

[13:59] Trevor Russell: LMAO

[Desereck Creeggan]

[18:36] Keystone Gray: I'm an Alpha male. I dominate all.

[18:36] Keystone Gray: Not just male nor female.

[18:36] Keystone Gray: ALL.

[18:36] Nikolai Thorkveld: Guess what I did last night.

[18:36] Desereck Creeggan: Oh so you sip from three sides of the cup

[18:36] Keystone Gray: THE PINACLE OF MANLINESS.

[18:36] Keystone Gray: YES.

[18:37] Desereck Creeggan: Males, Females, and Transgenders

[18:37] Desereck Creeggan: I see.

[18:37] Keystone Gray: Um wait.

[RazorFox]

[18:20] Cross Exonar (COM): aryte tp me real quick

[18:20] Agares Tretiak (COM): Don't. He may drop a manhack or accidentalyl shoot you or drop a grenade. D:

[18:20] Zrazor Rozenstrauch (COM): Oh please, I dropped grenades on Aryte once and now I'm an officer :D

[18:21] Zrazor Rozenstrauch (COM): That is the secret to my success

[18:21] Desereck Creeggan (COM): /facepalms

[18:21] Agares Tretiak (COM): ...

[18:21] Agares Tretiak (COM): Zrazor.

[18:21] Agares Tretiak (COM): I may need to have a few choice words with you. In a basement. With some electrodes.

THEN, IN OPEN CHAT...

[18:22] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: AGARES

[18:22] Agares Tretiak (COM): ....

[18:22] Heather McKay (COM): Whoops.

[18:22] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: TELL ME MORE ABOUT THE ELECTRODES

[18:22] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: :D

[18:22] Agares Tretiak: I will arrange them in various unpleasent locations.

[18:22] Zrazor Rozenstrauch gets all hot and bothered.

[18:23] Agares Tretiak: And at first, I won't even ask any questions. Gott amke sure you kn ow I mean business, you see. I wouldn't be able to trust anything you said.

[18:23] Agares Tretiak: But as we progressed, I'd come to trust your word more and more.

[18:23] Agares Tretiak: Because believe me, you wouldn't want to be lying to me.

[18:23] Agares Tretiak: It wouldn't bode well for you, or the conversation.

[18:24] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Erection: achieved.

[18:24] Agares Tretiak: ...

[18:24] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: :3

[18:24] Agares Tretiak: I'd show you pictures of MArgeret Thatcher.

[18:24] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Erection: terminated :(

[18:24] Agares Tretiak: ...naked.

[18:24] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Penis: MIA

[18:24] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: D:

[Aryte]

Session Start ([email protected]:Keno): Sun Nov 12 15:49:25 2006

[15:49] Keno: I AM KENO

[15:49] Aryte: I KNOw.

[15:49] Keno: DESTROYER OF WORLDS

[15:49] Keno: DEVOURER OF PIES

[15:50] Aryte: More like destroyer of silence, propriator of all things obnoxious.

[15:50] Keno: whats obnoxious mean

[15:50] Aryte: . .

[ShadowFang Blessed]

[19:14] Duckky Darwin: [19:14] MC Infantry HUD v2.1: Horny Afterthought has been detected.

[RazorFox]

On Vent...

Me: I'm gonna shove a drill bit into your brainstem and twist it!

Lestat: NUH-UH!

[Zero Itamae]

Why is that funny? ._.

[RazorFox]

Because I have an indescribable and incomprehensible sense of humor.

[Kytec Switchblade]

Lestat responses are always hilarious.

[thatguy Andel]

I encountered a Chaos guy in New Jessie. I think he failed to see that I already was an Ordo member.

[0:36] Adun Sciarri: Would you be interested in joining a warhammer based SL military today?

[0:36] thatguy Andel: . . .

[0:36] thatguy Andel facepalms.

[0:36] Adun Sciarri shrugs "It is a mass recruiting drive, I had to ask. Good gear, good weapons, Tyro is with us as well."

[0:38] thatguy Andel: I serve his holyness the great Imperator. Hail! The Ordo Imperialis!

[0:38] Adun Sciarri: Hmm, and how much conquest has this Imperator of yours brought you?

[0:38] thatguy Andel: Great amounts of nothing but victory.

[0:39] Adun Sciarri: I have yet to see that on the field of battle, your gods do little in the face of our Daemonic hordes.

[0:40] thatguy Andel: Then you are blind by Herecy. Good day, sir.

I think It's pretty win, right? Oh yeah and another:

[11:28] Aryte Vesperia: I love you.

That's right, he was talking to me. I feel loved. *wipes a tear off*