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[2010/09/17 1:49] Liam Macalroy starts to flick Cheerios at Zero

[2010/09/17 1:49] Mark Karlfeldt (Channel 1): draw

[2010/09/17 1:50] Zerowinged Vasiliev projectile spits his toothpick into Liam's eyeball

[2010/09/17 1:50] Liam Macalroy bops Mark on the nose with his barrel before being blinded by Zero "FUUUUUHHHHH"

I lost my toothpick.

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Quote from my old STO fleet's forums:

"Hey, do you guys think there will be PvP in Hello Kitty Online?"

And then, in Regional Chat in LOTRO...Don't mind the no-names. I don't remember them.

"Damnit, i hate noob farmers. I can't get wood anywhere."

Me: "I feel bad for ya, bro. I can get wood any day of the week."

And then a sea of lolololol.

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[13:04:43] Larry Furlough: Johann :O

[13:04:43] Larry Furlough is Online

[13:04:46] Larry Furlough: I'm going to loop this

[13:04:49] Larry Furlough: And make it play when I walk

[13:04:53] Larry Furlough: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZRjLU06h_g

[13:05:39] Johann Wilberg: :|

[13:05:41] Johann Wilberg: Fag.

[13:05:47] Larry Furlough: No

[13:05:52] Larry Furlough: Think XXXXX woudl use it?

[13:07:42] Johann Wilberg: Doubt it.

[13:09:40] Larry Furlough: I must really be gay then

[13:10:06] Johann Wilberg: Biggest fag I know.

[13:10:12] Johann Wilberg: Suckin' eight cocks at once.

[13:10:24] Larry Furlough: I'm proud of my record

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Random IM from Crash

-- Instant message logging enabled --

[16:02] Crash Silverfall: dude

[16:02] Crash Silverfall: dude

[16:02] Crash Silverfall: dude

[16:02] Azoth Zsun: ?

[16:02] Crash Silverfall: Hannah Montana the movie

[16:02] Crash Silverfall: is

[16:02] Crash Silverfall: SO

[16:02] Crash Silverfall: GOOD

[16:02] Crash Silverfall: OMG

[16:02] Azoth Zsun: ...

[16:02] Crash Silverfall: ;-;

[16:02] Azoth Zsun: fail

[16:02] Crash Silverfall: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkuIEisTFa4

[16:03] Crash Silverfall: THIS IS A SONG THEY SANG

[16:03] Crash Silverfall: OMG

[16:03] Crash Silverfall: LISTEN TO IT

[16:03] Crash Silverfall: makes me cry

[16:03] Azoth Zsun: no i hate hannah montana

[16:03] Crash Silverfall: AND SO HAPPY IN THE SAME TIME

[16:03] Crash Silverfall: Whoa

[16:04] Crash Silverfall: she is hot

[16:04] Azoth Zsun: no shes not

[16:04] Crash Silverfall: DONT be hatin

[16:04] Crash Silverfall: >:c

[16:04] Azoth Zsun is hatin

[16:04] Crash Silverfall: </3

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[19:29:11] Johann Wilberg: So... Those new ideas for the promotion qualifying tests online... Gonna be a bit easier? No letters, simpler essays perhaps? ;o

[19:29:12] Johann Wilberg: Lol.

[19:29:45] Aryte Vesperia: All in Spanish.

[19:29:54] Johann Wilberg: ... But easier, right?

[19:30:01] Aryte Vesperia: ..

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[19:20] Aryte Vesperia: Hi.

[19:20] Redwood Rookswood: hi

[19:21] Redwood Rookswood: i had a question for you

[19:21] Redwood Rookswood: like

[19:21] Redwood Rookswood: a serious one

[19:21] Aryte Vesperia: Sure?

[19:21] Redwood Rookswood: well

[19:21] Redwood Rookswood: do you like the song Never Gonna Give You Up, by Rick Astley?

[19:21] Redwood Rookswood: srsly

[19:22] Aryte Vesperia: It's all right. I prefer the Russian song meme more, though.

[19:22] Redwood Rookswood: ah

[19:22] Redwood Rookswood: do you like the movie the matrix?

[19:22] Aryte Vesperia: I have a question for you, though.

[19:22] Redwood Rookswood: sure

[19:22] Redwood Rookswood: but i have another actually legitimate serious question after your question

[19:22] Aryte Vesperia: Did you set your home point?

[19:22] Redwood Rookswood: no

[19:23] Redwood Rookswood: do you like the movie the matrix?

[19:23] Redwood Rookswood: i just love that scene where Trinity is like "Dodge this."

[19:23] Nade: Hit Aryte Vesperia

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[19:20] Aryte Vesperia: Hi.

[19:20] Redwood Rookswood: hi

[19:21] Redwood Rookswood: i had a question for you

[19:21] Redwood Rookswood: like

[19:21] Redwood Rookswood: a serious one

[19:21] Aryte Vesperia: Sure?

[19:21] Redwood Rookswood: well

[19:21] Redwood Rookswood: do you like the song Never Gonna Give You Up, by Rick Astley?

[19:21] Redwood Rookswood: srsly

[19:22] Aryte Vesperia: It's all right. I prefer the Russian song meme more, though.

[19:22] Redwood Rookswood: ah

[19:22] Redwood Rookswood: do you like the movie the matrix?

[19:22] Aryte Vesperia: I have a question for you, though.

[19:22] Redwood Rookswood: sure

[19:22] Redwood Rookswood: but i have another actually legitimate serious question after your question

[19:22] Aryte Vesperia: Did you set your home point?

[19:22] Redwood Rookswood: no

[19:23] Redwood Rookswood: do you like the movie the matrix?

[19:23] Redwood Rookswood: i just love that scene where Trinity is like "Dodge this."

[19:23] Nade: Hit Aryte Vesperia

That's hilarious. Lmao!

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[22:29:12] Scarlet Flaks: As a test of your faith I demand you to bake a batch of 10,000 cupcakes for Aryte and have it delivered by 11:00PM SLT, Otherwise you will be sent to a gulag for displeasing the Imperator, your limbs sevred, and your courpse set ablaze, and then ejected. :d

[22:29:38] Scarlet Flaks: Also, I require a shrubbery.

[22:30:39] Scarlet Flaks: YOU HAVE THE NEXT 30 MINUTES TO COMPLY.

[22:31:54] Seb Yakan: Hah, 10,000 cupcakes? As long as Tiridates can help me.

[22:32:13] Scarlet Flaks: NO ASSISTANCE.

[22:32:19] Scarlet Flaks: BAKED FROM SCRATCH, NO BOXED MIXES EITHER.

[22:32:58] Seb Yakan: ;~:

[22:33:44] Seb Yakan: I'll need the use of the purging ovens then!

[22:34:04] Scarlet Flaks: THEY ARE CURRENTLY IN USE

[22:34:37] Scarlet Flaks: MANY HAVE HAD THEIR FAITH TESTED BEFORE, AND HAVE FAILED. WILL YOU SUCCEDE WHERE THEY HAVE FAILED?

[22:34:42] Seb Yakan: AND WHY DO YOU WANT SHRUBBERY?

[22:35:04] Seb Yakan: YOU TEST EVERYONE BY ASKING THEM TO BAKE 10,000 CUPCAKES?

[22:35:11] Scarlet Flaks: BECAUSE, I BELIEVE A NICE FERN WOULD GO GREAT IN THE MAIN HALL.

[22:35:47] Scarlet Flaks: I ONLY ASK YOU TO BAKE CUPCAKES BECAUSE I HEAR THEY ARE YOUR SPECIALITY.

[22:35:57] Seb Yakan: CAN I UPROOT THEM FROM BADNARIK?

[22:36:03] Seb Yakan: THEY DON'T HAVE TO KNOW.

[22:36:46] Scarlet Flaks: If you TP to Badnarik, and they ask why you are there, and if you tell them you are on a faith-mission for Aryte in quest of a shrubbery, I will wave your challange of 10,000 cupcakes.

[22:37:09] Seb Yakan: Done.

[22:37:43] Scarlet Flaks: If they do not have any, aquire lettuce from the Lurdburger.

[22:39:30] Scarlet Flaks: omg, so going in quotes of win right now.

[22:40:33] Seb Yakan: I was shot. ._.

[22:40:48] Scarlet Flaks: omfg

[22:41:07] Scarlet Flaks: OK, I GET IT, YOU'RE FAITHFUL, YOU'LL TAKE A BULLET ON A QUEST FOR LETTUCE.

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[21:22] ShadowFang Blessed: CORSI

[21:22] Corsi Mousehold: SHADOW

[21:22] ShadowFang Blessed: YOUR SOUL, I REQUIRE IT

[21:22] Corsi Mousehold: Shadow I have no soul

[21:22] ShadowFang Blessed: FFFFFFFFFF

[21:23] (COM): ShadowFang Blessed: CORSI

[21:23] (COM): ShadowFang Blessed: WHAT CAN YOU SUBSITUTE FOR A SOUL?

[21:23] (COM): Preston Smythe: penutbutter

[21:23] (COM): Corsi Mousehold: I have a leftover hamburger

[21:23] (COM): ShadowFang Blessed: I REQUIRE IT

[21:24] (COM): Lunus Ferraris: How about a Tic Tac?

[21:24] (COM): Jayce Iredell: I was going to offer the foreskins of a hundred slain philistines, but I realized this is not 1200BC

[21:24] (COM): ShadowFang Blessed: WAT

[21:24] (COM): Liam Macalroy: lol, foreskins

[21:25] (COM): ShadowFang Blessed: this has now been quoted.

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[19:20] Aryte Vesperia: Hi.

[19:20] Redwood Rookswood: hi

[19:21] Redwood Rookswood: i had a question for you

[19:21] Redwood Rookswood: like

[19:21] Redwood Rookswood: a serious one

[19:21] Aryte Vesperia: Sure?

[19:21] Redwood Rookswood: well

[19:21] Redwood Rookswood: do you like the song Never Gonna Give You Up, by Rick Astley?

[19:21] Redwood Rookswood: srsly

[19:22] Aryte Vesperia: It's all right. I prefer the Russian song meme more, though.

[19:22] Redwood Rookswood: ah

[19:22] Redwood Rookswood: do you like the movie the matrix?

[19:22] Aryte Vesperia: I have a question for you, though.

[19:22] Redwood Rookswood: sure

[19:22] Redwood Rookswood: but i have another actually legitimate serious question after your question

[19:22] Aryte Vesperia: Did you set your home point?

[19:22] Redwood Rookswood: no

[19:23] Redwood Rookswood: do you like the movie the matrix?

[19:23] Redwood Rookswood: i just love that scene where Trinity is like "Dodge this."

[19:23] Nade: Hit Aryte Vesperia

This is hilarious and pure win -- haha!

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[18:19:00] Nrom Normandy: you? I'm figuring a canadian version of Arokh

[18:19:08] Eriksson Foxtrot: Noooo.

[18:19:27] Eriksson Foxtrot: Let me share something with you,

[18:19:41] Eriksson Foxtrot: People, in words, are a lot more clear, than through talking verbally.

[18:20:19] Eriksson Foxtrot: If you hear somebody talk before you see their writing capabilities; and they sound goofy, you'd expect their writing skill to be as such, or similar

[18:21:04] Eriksson Foxtrot: If you see somebody's writing skill, before you hear them, and they have that firm, proper grammar. Then you'd expect them to be quite firm, and proper through voice? Right?

[18:21:16] Eriksson Foxtrot: That's generally what most thing.

[18:21:18] Eriksson Foxtrot: Think~

[18:21:24] Nrom Normandy: I'm expecting you to be a french girl

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[10:02] Keller Teichmann: It's a VG thing

[10:02] Keller Teichmann: literally all of their forearm attachments are melee weapons.

[10:02] Agares Tretiak: Hell yes. I love being a fucking cloud. Ron and I should make little cloud babies. And start an epic cloud army.

[10:02] Keller Teichmann: ...

[10:02] Ron Bleac: Fuck yes.

[10:02] Ron Bleac: Call it Cloud 9, Legion of Gassy Doom

[10:02] Crash Silverfall: ...

[10:02] Keller Teichmann: that is the gayest thing I have ever heard you say Agares.

[10:02] Mark Karlfeldt: Agares... procreates?

[10:02] Agares Tretiak: YES.

[10:03] Keller Teichmann: THAT IS EVEN GAYER THEN ME AND ARYTE.

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