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[17:57] (COM): Mercury SecretSpy: Just before I launch the missiles, I'll crash Furaffinity so you're all distracted.

[17:57] (COM): Miniature Engineer: LOL

[17:57] (COM): Zacharias Bardasch: WON'T WORK ON ME.

[17:57] (COM): Zacharias Bardasch: I HATE FA.

[17:57] (COM): Cyphre Iredell: Buuuuuuurn

[17:57] (COM): Zerowinged Vasiliev: LOL

[17:57] (COM): Linx Foxclaw: NOOOOOO

[17:57] (COM): Aryte Vesperia: LOOL

[17:57] (COM): Ayaka Jupiter: lol

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[06:20] Jason Backer: Bonjour pat. j'mappelle Jason. j'adore prostituées.

[06:20] pat Vinciolo: Heu ...Bonjour Sir

[06:20] pat's translator: Um ... Hello Sir

[06:21] pat Vinciolo: Pouvez vous développer " prostitué " please :)

[06:21] pat's translator: Can you elaborate on "prostitute" please:)

[06:21] Jason Backer: Pouvez-vous me dire la direction au bordel le plus proche et la clinique de maladie sexuellement transmissible ?

[06:22] pat Vinciolo: No Sir je ne peux pas vous répondre à cette question :(

[06:22] pat's translator: No Sir I can not answer this question: (

[06:22] pat Vinciolo: je ne connais pas ce genre d' endroit Sir

[06:22] pat's translator: I do not know what kind of place Sir

[06:23] Jason Backer: C'est un endroit(une place) que Firefox aime aller.

[06:23] pat Vinciolo: :O

Ok, let's see.

"Hello pat, I am Jason. I love prostitutes."

"Please direct me towards a bordello/brothel where I can attain a clinincal, sexually transmitted disease"

"It's a place where Firefox is"

I didn't use a translator, so I could be off on a few points.

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A comment on a Call of Duty YouTube video:

Ramirez: Writes: Dear diary, today i ran to the north pole and back with a stinger on my back, destroyed a chopper with a hamburger, gave Sgt. Foley a cookie, killed Chuck Norris and 50, 561 terrorists, smashed a roach, picked up soap, saw a ghost, found Waldo, *starts to scribble angrily* gave Dunn a blowjob, fucked Shepard, and won the war with one mag while Sgt. Foley and Dunn Masturbated in the corner.

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[OI] Krow Ames: OMFGGGGGG MEAT BOY IS HARD

[OI] Krow Ames: HOLY SHIT

[OI] Krow Ames: I just playing through the first world. I died like a million times.

[OI] Anlysia: SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE A PUSSY IMO

[OI] Krow Ames: FUCK YOU, ANLY.

[OI] Krow Ames: I BET YOU HAVEN'T BEATEN SUPER MEAT BOY.

[OI] Anlysia: HEY KROW, HOW'S THAT VAGINA TREATING YOU?

[OI] Krow Ames: FUCK YOU, ANLY.

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[2010/11/02 20:32] nekofox Breil: INTUS

[2010/11/02 20:32] nekofox Breil: whats up buddy

[2010/11/02 20:32] nekofox Breil: ;3

[2010/11/08 20:52] nekofox Breil: INTUS

[2010/11/12 11:18] nekofox Breil: I'm, so lucky lucky

I'm, so lucky lucky

I'm so lovely lovely

I'm so lovely lovely

you can fool yourself

i promise it will help

now every single day

i just wanna hear you saying

[2010/11/12 11:30] nekofox Breil is Offline

[2010/11/23 21:31] nekofox Breil: INTUS

[2010/11/23 21:31] nekofox Breil: :3

[2010/11/30 22:55] nekofox Breil: INTUS

[2010/11/30 22:55] nekofox Breil: I AM ORDO

[2010/11/30 22:55] nekofox Breil: lol

[2010/12/11 08:04] nekofox Breil: Intus

[2010/12/11 08:04] nekofox Breil: ;3

[2010/12/31 21:15] nekofox Breil: ★☆*゜*。*゜☆★

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[2010/12/31 21:50] nekofox Breil is Offline

[2010/12/31 21:50] nekofox Breil is Online

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[08:28] nekofox Breil: INTUS

[08:28] nekofox Breil: I LOVE YOU

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[23:41] Bradley Petrov: Whos da OIC

[23:41] Corsi Mousehold salutes.

[23:41] Corsi Mousehold: Come. UNarmed. IS tag and whatnot.

[23:42] Bradley Petrov: Erh, I was actaully wanting to attack, lonewolf. But, I wanted go against you all with melee only.

[23:42] Bradley Petrov: BEEN DENIED IN THE PAST

[23:42] Bradley Petrov: But.

[23:42] Bradley Petrov: It was fun as hell that one time.

[23:42] Corsi Mousehold: You ahve two EI's sitting on our patio visiting.

[23:42] Bradley Petrov: Oh

[23:42] Bradley Petrov: Wow

[23:42] Corsi Mousehold: I think they are rather enjoying themselves here right now.

[23:42] Bradley Petrov: D:~

[23:42] Bradley Petrov: Whos visiting?

[23:43] Corsi Mousehold: Arch and Lilium

[23:43] Bradley Petrov: Well then.

[23:43] Bradley Petrov: I SHANT ATTACK

[23:44] Corsi Mousehold: Good idea.

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[10:52] heector Haven: hi

[10:52] SirCorn Alter: Hi.

[10:53] heector Haven: Sir 500ld could pass for me to buy a gun at the salesman?

[10:54] SirCorn Alter: Get the freeebie gun.

[10:55] SirCorn Alter: Or sleep with me, if you're clean.

[10:56] heector Haven: did not liked her very 500ld need to buy a grenade frag grenade'm not good with letter c bad need of a frag and best to kill here in traces can pass?

[10:56] SirCorn Alter: Whatcha doin' tonight babe?

[10:56] heector Haven: rsrs

[10:56] heector Haven: Please pass 500lindes

[10:56] heector Haven: ?

[10:57] SirCorn Alter: Please get in my bed, woman.

[10:57] SirCorn Alter: Or man, either works.

(Then bothers Awanken who's next to me at the time)

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[10:52] heector Haven: hi

[10:52] SirCorn Alter: Hi.

[10:53] heector Haven: Sir 500ld could pass for me to buy a gun at the salesman?

[10:54] SirCorn Alter: Get the freeebie gun.

[10:55] SirCorn Alter: Or sleep with me, if you're clean.

[10:56] heector Haven: did not liked her very 500ld need to buy a grenade frag grenade'm not good with letter c bad need of a frag and best to kill here in traces can pass?

[10:56] SirCorn Alter: Whatcha doin' tonight babe?

[10:56] heector Haven: rsrs

[10:56] heector Haven: Please pass 500lindes

[10:56] heector Haven: ?

[10:57] SirCorn Alter: Please get in my bed, woman.

[10:57] SirCorn Alter: Or man, either works.

(Then bothers Awanken who's next to me at the time)

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[18:22] Aryte Vesperia: After which, he will begin work upon heavy "power armor" before moving on to a capital grade vessel.

[18:23] Disembodied Hand wiggles with excitement.

[18:23] Tsume Xiao seconds this wiggling

[18:23] Aryte Vesperia prepares ejection.

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[23:08] Hollowmengitus Yifu: Hey Ron

[23:08] Hollowmengitus Yifu: Got dick pics?

[23:09] Ron Bleac: No, no I don't.

[23:09] Hollowmengitus Yifu: rofl

[23:09] Ron Bleac: Also, I am going to quote that on the forums.

[23:09] Ron Bleac: Out of context, of course.

[23:09] Hollowmengitus Yifu: WOW FUCK

[23:09] Ron Bleac: ROFL

[23:09] Ron Bleac: HERE GOES

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