Scientific Waffle Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Attention all builders, sculpters, and plywood box fans alike: I am hereby announcing that I will award1500 L$to anyone who can build me a proper waffle head to my specifications!You see, my one problem with my current waffle head is that I am sadly denied what was once a joy and source of pride in my Second Life: head paraphernalia! Due to the rather unique shape of my waffly head, I am denied the joy of hats, scarfs, glasses, berets, beards, and all sorts of fun things people put upon their heads.Being that I lack the conceptual vision and technical know-how to create a waffle head which would allow me to occasionally partake in the joy of head accessories, I have announced that I will pay the above amount to any individual who can create a waffle head which: 1. Allows me to wear hats, glasses (though no actual eyes needed), and other various standard head-based equipment. 2. Looks similar enough to my current waffle head (in terms of general aesthetic) to keep my current "look" going. I will provide any resource requested (textures, current heads) to help builders with this. 3. I must like/enjoy/approve of the final build of my new head.Builders can use any building technique (sculpts, miniprims, the like) to create my new head, so long as it fulfills the above conditions. I would be overjoyed if anyone succeeded in fulfilling the above requirements, but I would not be surprised if no one ends up being able to, being that the Ordo's top builders are naturally bogged down with actual important projects. Please post in this thread with thoughts/questions regarding this contest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desereck Creeggan Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 LOL MY TURN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyphre Iredell Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Waffles present the issue of being flat. Where glasses and other headwear require something spherical. If there is an intent to use pre-existing hats and the like, some sort of vaguely size head would have to come of it one way or another. Belgian waffle sideways (as opposed to facing front as your current layout) would provide at least some thickness, and keeping it down to size would be key. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scientific Waffle Posted April 11, 2009 Author Share Posted April 11, 2009 Well the waffle could also be folded or bent or curved, but that would present difficulties in building it which would probably require use of sculpties and the like.And NO, just shrinking my current head does not fulfill the requirements :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aryte Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 O m g. Hahaha. Wow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyphre Iredell Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 No I said shrink your next generation of head. Your current is too flat. Overal you're going to need a smaller waffle in order to fit things like hats and acessories without having to jumbo-size to compensate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiridates Mikadze Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 I propose a new kind of waffle: the Waffle Ball. Spherical! Hollow! JUST AS GOOD AS THE ORIGINAL, JUST ROUNDER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyphre Iredell Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 But just as many nooks and crannies to hold delicious syrup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiridates Mikadze Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Precisely, my dear! IMAGINE IT.mmmm...A fully armed and operational Waffleball...commander...butter when ready.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyphre Iredell Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Say, if you could centralize a miniature gravitational core, you could in fact have syrup in EVERY square! So first would be to develop the point singularity device that will form the core of the wafflesphere... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gulliver Carpool Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 This problem would be solved if you were Swedish meatball or maybe an enchilada. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agares Tretiak Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Scientific Taco.Hell. Even a Scientific Egg McMuffin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiridates Mikadze Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 NO.CYPHRE IS ON TO SOMETHING HERE.We can warp the fabric of space/time by utilizing cat based uncertainty generators, and when a critical point is reached, we can then alter the localized rules of mathematics and convince a flat waffle that it is, in fact, round and possess enough gravitational pull to maintain butter/syrup against it's surface and then mount it on Scientific's shoulders.QUICK, TO SCHRODINGER'S ROOM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyphre Iredell Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Then attach a polar opposite to the base of his 'neck' and the wafflesphere can simply exist with no attachment to the physical world, hovering above the armor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ribena Homewood Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 I will build you the best waffle.Ever.Like.EVAR.It'll be a cube with an amazing waffle texture on all sides.OMFG NOW WITH SIX SIDES - THE WAFFLE OF ALL WAFFLES.1500L$ plz thx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
