ribena Homewood Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 (Aelus Janus) Would you like to know why I am in a wheelchair?(Aelus Janus) Why I have been crippled?(Aelus Janus) It was one year ago to this day.(Aelus Janus) Oops, I mean one THOUSAND years ago to this day.(Aelus Janus) I was working for Lux Lucis, a mining company.(Aelus Janus) I was asked, using only my bare hands, to procure a rather gorgeous diamond just below the surface of a far away planet.(Aelus Janus) In return my life would be spared.(Aelus Janus) With the advent of nanotechnology and the rudiment effectiveness of atomic-scale robotic implants, I was able to undergo this task with tranquil ease.(Aelus Janus) I landed upon the surface of this barren planet, with nothing but a crowbar.(Aelus Janus) Yes. I was naked.(Desirae Starship) :o(Aelus Janus) Ominous lighting protruded from fanatical cracks in the surface of the small moon.(Aelus Janus) Placidity was an oblivious, fallible subject on this harsh world.(Aelus Janus) I stepped forth into the dark. Provehito in altum.(Aelus Janus) In teh interest of palliating the pain of warp-taint on my flesh, I pulled my very own flesh from my body.(Aelus Janus) The planet was alive. It was stirred, as my attempts to satiate my pain were frivolous and unwelcomed.(Aelus Janus) For three hundred years I dug at the omnicron surface of the reverant planetary mineral.(Aelus Janus) Vivid. That would be the word to describe this experience.(Aelus Janus) I ate small, obliquely-shaped insects. To be succinct, they tasted of the electromagnetic spectrum. The vile aftertaste of the warp still resides in my mouth to this day.(Aelus Janus) One THOUSAND years later.(Aelus Janus) The finality was acheived only when I dragged the articulately-formed crystal from the surface.(Aelus Janus) I returned to my ship. Broken. Beaten. Successful. My body was mutilated beyond repair.(Aelus Janus) Then, as I stepped aboard, the blast-door closed, and I was below the sensor. My legs were crushed.(Aelus Janus) Hello Ark. Desirae and I were just sharing my experience on a far away planet.(Aelus Janus) Would you like to join us?(Ark Dirval) I heard the ending. And... why not?(Aelus Janus) Sit, my son.(Aelus Janus) Desirae doesn't know how.(Aelus Janus) I must be going. There are many present endeavors I must attend to.(Aelus Janus) Never forget my pain.(Aelus Janus) /me whipes a tear from his eye with no remorse.*teleports in to the mist*Art.*cries* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billyjoe Benoir Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 This is some major win.*claps hands* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygna Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilium Supermarine Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 >=| Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anlysia Gregoire Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 ...The facepalm ASCII was made for this.Literally, for this.I wish I had it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygna Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 ............................................________....................................,.- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anlysia Gregoire Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Thank you, Intus. <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonata Spectre Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Where is Aelus so I can ask him to marry me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anlysia Gregoire Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 In my house. <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiridates Mikadze Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Aelus is chained in my basement for my leisure fun-day activities. IT'S GOOFY TIME. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seb Yakan Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Uhm, Aelus only gives his loves to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiridates Mikadze Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 He isn't giving me anything, I'm taking it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aelus Posted October 31, 2009 Share Posted October 31, 2009 How did this get on here! >:| Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ribena Homewood Posted November 1, 2009 Author Share Posted November 1, 2009 How did this get on here! >:|A FEW MONTHS LATER.I THOUGHT YOU WERE FRUMENTARII? YOU SHOULD KNOW THESE THINGS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crash Silverfall Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 A FEW MONTHS LATER.I THOUGHT YOU WERE FRUMENTARII? YOU SHOULD KNOW THESE THINGS.Seconded Rofl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aelus Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 Haha, intel in our Literature boards? WHAT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ribena Homewood Posted November 3, 2009 Author Share Posted November 3, 2009 Haha, intel in our Literature boards? WHATYou're supposed to be everywhere.You never know, Crash and I may be planning to destroy Ordo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agares Tretiak Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 No, you're not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ribena Homewood Posted November 3, 2009 Author Share Posted November 3, 2009 No, you're not.But how do you know? :O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crash Silverfall Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 But how do you know? :OSeconded, yeah how do you know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ribena Homewood Posted November 4, 2009 Author Share Posted November 4, 2009 Seconded, yeah how do you knowStop seconding. ;-; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyphre Iredell Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Seconded, yeah how do you knowBecause you'd already be dead. :3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crash Silverfall Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Because you'd already be dead. :3What if the plan is allready in working HUH, what if the members went down, I'M STILL ALIVE and @ ribena: your plans are the best so i second them :inlove: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ribena Homewood Posted November 4, 2009 Author Share Posted November 4, 2009 What if the plan is allready in working HUH, what if the members went down, I'M STILL ALIVE and @ ribena: your plans are the best so i second them :inlove: :inlove: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aelus Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Because you two are like pokemon; cute(sometimes), fightin', and by putting you in the pokeball you go away!<3 CRASH AND RIBPokemon - 2 B A Master Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
