Desereck Creeggan Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 This is a thread. Not any kind of thread. A thread where you give your "I just got the Imperator's Star" speech, when your emotions have hit the 9001 mark. Your five page essay congratulating everyone and everything goes hurr.GO! *Imagine you just got the Imperator's Star, and were standing in front of the whole 266 members of Ordo, what would you say?* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agares Tretiak Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 My Brothers and Sisters, today, I have been granted the greatest honor imaginable, in the service of the Imperator. IT has been, for sometime, been a thing that I have pondered and wondered on, ever since coming to the Ordo Imperialis as a legionary in Levitas. However, I realize that with this Star, it is a recognition of service already given. The true reward, the real merit, is that the honor has been,not from this medal, but from the service I have given to the Imperator and to the Ordo Imperialis. In that sense, every one of us has been honored, to serve with such a fine body of individuals. People who have come together, worked together, and achieved together, to create this monument, the Ordo Imperailis. For this, we thank the Imperator, he is our guide, our mentor, and our friend. So, for this honor bestowed on me today, I can only ask that I continue to have the immense honor of serving alongside each and everyone of you. Ave Imperator! Gloria Ordo Imperialis! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ribena Homewood Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 yo, just got a merit...thanks guys for being there, etc.thanks aryte.no thanks ruin.yeah.. thanks.<3 - ribby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agares Tretiak Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 yo, I'm going to let you finish there, Ribena, but I think Ethan's Imperator's Star is one of the best Imperator's Stars of all time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorFox Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 *gigglemarfs for 10000 hours* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anlysia Gregoire Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 "What the fuck were you thinking?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keystone Gray Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 "I don't deserve this. D:"Sorta the same response I gave when I got the Crown, come to think of it. Rofl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorFox Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 Sorta the same response I gave when I got the Crown, come to think of it. Rofl.I think I have two of those... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiridates Mikadze Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 <4 hours into the speech>.... - And so, allow me to tell you about my time in the Ordo, so that you, too, may learn from my exemplary service and heroic dedication:The first time I saved the Imperator's life was during the Conquest of Thelva'ar, where a dastardly sniper was able to position himself in a nearby tower. I saw the glint of his scope, and dove to protect him, just as the bullet struck me in the chest. I then returned fire on his position killing him instantly. This was the first time I recieved the Imperator's Star, mind you.The Second time was three years later when a deranged diplomat decided to rush the Imperial Dias. The only thing that reached the Imperator was the fool's head as it rolled to a stop at his feet, as I had swiftly decapitated the insane Ambassador. I was awarded my second Imperator's Star on the spot. I even have the head of the Ambassador in my office, preserved in a specimen jar. Seriously, stop by, and see it sometime. It's awesome, his mouth is just kinda like hanging open, and a look of confused, psychotic rage on his face.The Third time was another month after, during our Glorious Invasion of The Dread Moon of Periwin XVII.We'd just set up a base-camp and the Imperator had decided to take his morning walk. I was in a field, just ahead of the Imperator, taking care of my Morning routine, when my furious stream of urine set off a chain of landmines surrounding the camp that we'd evaded only by a miracle. Had the Imperator made it out of the perimeter before I'd relieved myself, He'd likely not be here today, and so I was awarded my fifth Imperator's Star (the Previous two were for writing an epic poem about our Glorious Imperator, and the design of a better mousetrap).The Fourth time I saved the Eternal Life of the Imperator was when he was eating pretzels in the den of the Imperial palace of...............<20 hours later>So, in conclusion of this, the acceptance of my 347th Imperator's Star, I would like to finish with some final thoughts. Persistence is the key to victory, and absolutely you have to brush between your toes during every shower. Why, if I hadn't, I wouldn't have had the revelation that saved the Imperator's life and the entire Imperial Navy.....<170 hours later>... and so you have my eternal thanks, all of you who are still alive, and I wish for your health and success, may it almost reach mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygna Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 tywat dis 4????????????????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kellervo Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 WHAT THE HELL!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chase Quinnell Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 *dies of old age listening to tiridates' speech* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Backer Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 Yo Jason, I'm real happy for you and i'mma let you finish, but Ethan Schuman was one of the best Imperator's Star recipients of all time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerowinged Vasiliev Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 (edited) I would squeak, like I did when Kytec threw me across the room at AnthroCon, and never be heard from again.Also: I loled Tiridates. Edited November 22, 2009 by Zerowinged Vasiliev Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inoue Katsu Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 'Dammit Aryte, now i have to re-arange my merits again!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scientific Waffle Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 Yo Jason, I'm real happy for you and i'mma let you finish, but Ethan Schuman was one of the best Imperator's Star recipients of all time.Yo Jason, I'm really happy for you, i'mma let you finish, but Agares made one of the best Kanye West references of all time. OF ALL TIME. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ribena Homewood Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 wtf is dis imma let u finish >:( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Backer Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Yo Jason, I'm really happy for you, i'mma let you finish, but Agares made one of the best Kanye West references of all time. OF ALL TIME.Yo Waffle, i'm real happy for you, and i'mma let you finish, but this is the best waffle headed creature of all time. OF ALL TIME.And Ribby:[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1z8gCZ7zpsQAnd it has become a meme. Like so.[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxKIcrDsJAs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crash Silverfall Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 HEY THAT IS A BELGIUM WAFFLE, I WIN!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsume Xiao Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ergxf2I_ilMEnd Of Waffle Related Discussion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corsi Mousehold Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 Um ... Do I get an Unlock for this? Cause I really want *insert gun here* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
