Ethan Schuman Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 In the spirit of the other random facts thread, I've decided to start another. In this thread, the object is to post a Chuck Norris fact generator style "fact" about the person who posted before you. Since this is the first post in this thread, I'll post one about Aryte.Aryte's fur isn't naturally white. Color just knows better than to fuck with his coat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanny Ansar Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 (edited) Little kids wear Superman Pajamas at night. Superman wears Ethan Schuman Pajamas at night. Edit: forgot that damn C. Like naming your kid Juston, but having it pronounced as Justin. Edited June 26, 2010 by Lanny Ansar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Backer Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 When Pedobear goes to sleep at night, he checks under his bed for Nanao. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygna Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 If you work in an office with Mr. Backer, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agares Tretiak Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 In Return of the Jedi, the only trap that Admiral Akbar was worried about was Intus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyphre Iredell Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 There were actually 5 horses of the Apocalypse, and on it sat Agares Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corsi Mousehold Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 Cyphre is so badass, she once appeared in Thorium and Chthonic Syndicate spontaneously got on their knees. Or was that cause they surrendered? I dunno. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiridates Mikadze Posted June 27, 2010 Share Posted June 27, 2010 God so admired Cyphre's cleavage, he made the Grand Canyon as a miniature homage.EDIT: True Story: Corsi punched a hole through the head of Mayra Roffo the first time they met on the battlefield by staring hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kellervo Posted June 27, 2010 Share Posted June 27, 2010 The CIA tried and failed 638 times to assassinate Fidel Castro. Tiridates tried once, and realized it was too easy for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exterminatus Footman Posted June 27, 2010 Share Posted June 27, 2010 Keller once escaped from a Japanese fishing boat using only a "Dora the Explorer" balloon, a handful of uncooked instant grits, and a DVD containing videos from the Texas board of tourism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arokh Takakura Posted June 27, 2010 Share Posted June 27, 2010 Exterminatus once re-wrote the entire english dictionary, so that every word only had five letters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Bleac Posted June 27, 2010 Share Posted June 27, 2010 A sleeping Arokh was once mistaken for a heavy-duty construction vehicle, and was ticketed and towed into Police custody for parking illegally. The Police dept. had a hard time replacing their destroyed office space, and insurance could not cover the cost of all of the burned out, or otherwise destroyed vehicles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Backer Posted June 27, 2010 Share Posted June 27, 2010 Godzilla is a true story based on Ron Bleac's first trip to Japan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygna Posted June 27, 2010 Share Posted June 27, 2010 Mr. Backer is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eriksson Foxtrot Posted June 27, 2010 Share Posted June 27, 2010 Intus can touch MC Hammer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crash Silverfall Posted June 27, 2010 Share Posted June 27, 2010 If erik wasn't here, there would be one less fruit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nrom Normandy Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 (edited) Crash Silverfall's tears cure cancer. Too bad for all those inflicted around the world, however, as Crash Silverfall never cries. Ever. Edited June 28, 2010 by Nrom Normandy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kellervo Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 Nrom once shot down a Vanguard fleet ship with his finger, by yelling "BANG!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agares Tretiak Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 When the earth was formed, it had no water. Then Keller was created, and the angels wept for his lack of open ocean. Those tears are what formed the seas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scientific Waffle Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 (edited) On July 26, 1925, William Jennings Bryan called Keller a fish. Edited June 28, 2010 by Scientific Waffle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiridates Mikadze Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Scientific, in a brilliant display of tactical distraction, danced wearing only a pad of butter to attract the fearsome attention of an assaulting force of Breakfasteers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyphre Iredell Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Tiridates got really sick of his ridiculous commute one day... and so fell the Berlin Wall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiridates Mikadze Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Cyphre beat Muhammad Ali in a boxing match with both arms tied behind her back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorFox Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Tiridates Mikadze had lunch with Charles Manson in 2008. Mikadze described Manson as "a bit boorish and quite the dullard," while Manson described Mikadze as "kind of fucked up in the head." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agares Tretiak Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Zrazor was the one in control of the Brain Squids. The illusion was ALL ACCORDING TO PLAN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...