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[16:33] You sense a disturbance in the force... (Tiridates Mikadze is typing) [16:33] Tiridates Mikadze: http://jeffkatz.typepad.com/.a/6a0120a721c2d7970b0134849da0e0970c-pi [16:34] Tiridates Mikadze: WHAT [16:34] Tiridates Mikadze: MATERIAL WEALTH [16:34] Tiridates Mikadze: DO YOU WISH FOR? [16:34] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Uh...a custom Mixed Candy fursuit? :o [16:34] Tiridates Mikadze: THE CONTRACT IS SEALED. [16:35] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: :D [16:35] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: THANKS BIRTHDAY SKELETON ^.^

May you have better luck with that than I.

I'm a classically-trained vocalist. Baritone/tenor. I specialize in opera and showtunes and I do a lot of indie music for fun. I will sing on Vent if asked. As if people didn't already think I was enough of a flaming homosexual.

First consult a priest, then consult someone who's into witchcraft, then consult someone who watches a lot of those ghost hunting TV shows. To ensure that you have all your bases covered, have the former two bless your house and then stay up all night with the latter while he wanders aimlessly around your house wondering if he felt a rush of cold air just now or totally feels a presence right now and look at these electromagnetic field readings next to this light switch, they're off the charts.

Scheduled to arrive fashionably late on the afternoon of the 24th.

Babyfurs are the reason I'm pro-choice.

Still drunk.

"I like you as a friend " - Marcy: Feburary 23, 1995 <A HREF=&QUOT; IF THIS WAS TRUE THEN WHY CAN'T I CALL YOU ANYMORE??? LAWYERS DID NOT HAVE TO GET INVOLVED

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It's terrifying.

Y'know what I wanna know? Okay, seriously, like, at every soccer game I've ever seen televised, there's this strange droning sound in the background. It's not the crowd cheering because you can hear the crowd cheering too. It's like, brass instruments or angry bees or something. That's what it sounds like. It's just like a constant atonal hum. What the fuck is that?

I like how the only people in America who give half a fuck about the World Cup are actually there in South Africa at the game.

Glorious.

Desereck, I'm rather under the impression that you haven't showered for the entirety of the two years you've been in Ordo. 'Cause. You fuckin smell bro.

Satirical essays okay?

<3

Quoting myself because I'm a narcissistic bastard and to give people an idea of what they're missing by not being on Vent at 4 AM Zrazor: I would eat baby Hitler. I would definitely eat baby Hitler.

Cool as that image is, I know from experience that cigarette embers don't burn hot enough to ignite gasoline. Just putting that out there.

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Happy birthday! :D *obligatory trashcan joke, I can't be arsed to be clever today*

My personal record is 4, but that's because I dropped one just before being shot and then blew it shortly after from the hub. Watching a cluster of dots move from one end of a base to the other while you're on the opposite side of the sim is nothing short of immensely gratifying.